I feel like I’m a normal guy. You would probably not be able to tell me apart from anyone else in a crowd. Well let’s start off with introductions real quick.
My name is Zach. Zach Brown. Yes it really is. Now I am nineteen years old and not really doing anything with my life. I work at coldstone and that’s about it.
More? Ok… what else? Oh I’m six foot two and roughly two hundred and eighty pounds. A lot of that is fat but I like to think of it as delicious memories. I have dark brown hair and deep blue eyes.
I own a scooter, yea I know it’s lame but I can’t afford a Harley ok. Jeeze. Back on topic, I rent a one bedroom apartment in Salem Oregon and it’s pretty much empty besides a couch, bed and a TV with an XBOX. Lucky for me my work is less than a block away so I don’t have to waste gas.
Now I wish I could say that this is only temporary, Or that I am earning a degree to further myself. Sadly none of it would be true. I never had good grades. I have no ambition. Hell I have no sex life, never even been kissed. Nope I just get enough money to get myself the cheapest nastiest food I can and then spend the rest on rent, electricity, internet and games.
If you called me a NEET you wouldn’t be too far off from the truth. I just don’t like interacting with people too much. Now it’s not because I don’t like people but more of what happens when I try to converse. See If I had a Luck stat then it would probably be in the negatives. Something always breaks or I spill something. One time I spilled my scalding hot coffee on another guys lap!
It never fails. Something unfortunate always happens in that specific situation. On the other hand if I go out and play the slots or something I normally win fifty percent of the time. Maybe I’m cursed?
Honestly that would make sense. Anyways, more about me. I don’t work out, seriously like at all. If I was compared to the average person and gave that person a ten out of ten score then you scored me, I would be a three. Now that would be in all forms of physical activities.
I have always wanted to be active, just never got around to it. Too many good games out there. My health is poor, probably because of what I eat, and I have practically no metabolism to help me out with weight. Last but not least will be my intelligence!
I would like to say that I am smart but I know that isn't true. I’m not stupid, by any means, but I ain’t the sharpest tool in the shed. Honestly I just never tried to apply myself. I think it's because I have no family. No one to try and impress means no need to try.
I’m an orphan. Never got adopted and never tried to find someone to adopt me either. It wasn’t all bad though. I was able to do what I wanted for the most part. I also don’t have anything tying me down. Not even an animal.
Well that's enough about me. Let’s get to the good part! Honestly I’m just playing Skyrim right now. I have a Nord at max level, I used Mods, and I’m just going through everything to experience the story. The amount of backstory in this game is amazing.
I’ve been going for about five hours now. Honestly I should stop and go to bed since I have work in the morning but that would be lame. I hate quitters so I can’t quit now. Yes it does help me sleep at night.
Another two hours go by and I get to a point that I feel is safe to save. With that done I go to the fridge and get myself a dew and some leftover pizza. After my amazing meal I took a shower and went to bed.
I have a nice twin sized bed. Just perfect for me. It was a medium mattress, not soft and not hard, with sweet pokemon sheets and comforter. I’m laying in it when I hear a weird whistle.
This whistle was like an old school train whistle and it seemed to be coming from my living room. Naturally I said fuck that nonsense and quickly got up and locked the door to my bedroom. No way am I gonna investigate and die.
Sadly my airtight plan for defense was thwarted as soon as I crawled back under my covers. As soon as my head went under I heard someone talking.
“Seriously! All the random people in the world and the one that was chosen is a fully grown adult in a kids bed!” Screamed the mysterious intruder.
I could not let this slide however. Pokemon is amazing! Just because I like to be nostalgic and stay a kid inside does not mean that you can trash talk! “Listen here you prick! Pokemon is...”
I trailed off as I looked at my intruder. At the very end of my bed was a fairly gorgeous looking wolf girl. Probably standing at around 5 foot 9 and a sexy hourglass body. She had on a white robe that accentuated her curves.
She had a normal face but had two wolf ears on top of her head and a bushy tail swaying behind her. “I know that I am a sight for sore eyes but could you at least wipe the drool off of your face?” She asked.
I wipe the dribble that had rolled out of the side of my mouth and break my gaze away from her bountiful breasts, had to be a D cup at least. “I’m sorry but how can I do ya? I mean what can I do for you?”
She chuckled lightly and the light that shown in her amazing silver eyes drew me in. “Well I am here to give you a gift.” She said.
I sit up in bed and notice that my mini me is sitting up as well. I decide not to hide it since this might be going in a good direction if I’m lucky. “Ok and what is that?” I reply.
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“Well…” She said with her finger patting her chin. “The Gods of the universe are changing physics and implementing a system. This system works just like an RPG game. Basically you will be a test run and yes you will get to keep anything you have earned when the change happens.”
“Really? Like how is it going to work? Will I have a status window and inventory window?”
“Yes and yes. The only thing different is that there are no classes. You can become proficient in everything if you want to. May I implement the change now just to make sure everything is working properly?” She asked.
“Sure. This is all probably just a dream anyways so let's do it!” I reply. If this is a dream then I might as well enjoy it right?
She walked over the the side of the bed and grabbed my head in her hands. She leaned in and kissed me. I was in complete shock. The next thing I noticed was her tongue sneaking into my mouth. Our tongues danced for a moment before she pulled away. “Is that it?” I asked breathlessly.
“No. that was just for fun.” She replied before tapping my forehead. A sharp burning pain rushed through my head making me almost pass out. With blurry eyes I looked back at the woman in front of me.
“Why did that hurt so much and why did you kiss me?” I asked.
“Well changing your very being isn’t going to be pleasant and I already told you it was just for fun.” She said calmly. “Now think status so we can be sure that it is working properly.
I did as she asked.
Name- Zach
HP- 100/ .1 Min
Sta- 30/ .03 Min
Mana- 50/ .05 Min
Experience gained/needed
EXP- 0/10
Stats
Race- Human
Sex- Male
Age- 19
Level- 0
Weight- 280
Height- 6’ 2”
Str- 3
Con- 10
Dex- 3
Agi- 3
Int- 6
Wis- 4
Luck- 5
Cha- 7
Curses Or blessings
Curse
Blessing
Social Fallout
None
To get rid of curses or blessing you must get the opposite curse or blessing to cancel it out.
“Think of allowing me to see it… ok good. Now if you want a description of everything just think help and it will give you a run down. Good bye Zach.” With that she vanished.
Still slightly perplexed I think help and read through the descriptions.
Curse- Social Fallout
Description- Every time you try to have any social interaction you will fail. Your luck will drop to negative MAX.
Stats
Race
Your Race. This can be changed but that is for later.
Sex
Your biological Sex depicting whether you have a penis or vagina.
Age
How old you are.
Level
What your level is. Every being starts off as 0 but only those with the system can increase it. This is a basic threat indicator as well since monsters, should you face them, also have levels.
Weight
How much you weigh. This is expressed in your most comfortable unit of measurement.
Height
How tall you are. This is expressed in your most comfortable unit of measurement.
Strength
AKA Str-How hard you hit bare handed as well as how much you can lift. The total number is multiplied by 10.
Constitution
AKA Con-This represents how you heal as well as how much health you have. Your health is the value times 10. The ratio for healing is the value divided by 100 per minute.
Dexterity
AKA Dex-How well your body moves. Pretty much means your flexibility. Also affects your stamina.
Agility
AKA Agi-How fast you can move. Your top speed is the value times 2.5. Also affects Stamina
Intelligence
AKA Int- How well you learn and retain information. Also Affects Mana.
Wisdom
AKA Wis- How well you apply the information around you into what you do every day. Also affects Mana
Luck
Charisma
AKA Cha-
Special Stats(Stamina and Mana)
Stamina
The total is Dex+Agi divided by 2 times 10. The Stamina recovery is Dex+Agi divided by 2 divided by 10 per minute.
Mana
The total is Int+Wis divided by 2 times 10. The Mana recovery is Int+Wis divided by 2 divided by 10 per minute.
Well that makes sense. This has been a crazy dream though. I lay back and sigh as everything fades to black.