3rd person POV

Zayne exited his home and saw a dirt road along with small, worn down wooden houses similar to his own. There was a whole row of houses on the other side of the road, and on either side of his own home. Looking to the right, there was a somewhat better maintained home. This was obviously the village chief petes home as it was larger and seemingly more luxurious with its glass windows. Once again back to his own home, there was a veeery deadly forest behind his home, filled with many dangerous creatures like slimes, or horned rabbits. Sometimes even Poison Rats!!! Well, it's fine as long as nothing from too deep inside the forest comes.

(EPIC FORESHADOWING)

Zayne finally decided to stop idling around and started down the dirt road. He began the ultimate journey to the entrance of the village. Trudging through deserts(slightly dry areas), traveling the great plains(places with weeds), hiking through mountains(slightly bumpy areas) and through craters the size of dragons(potholes). After a very ultimate journey of thousands of miles(about a quarter-mile), Zayne finally made it to his destination, a humble, flat, and smooth dirt plot near some houses close to the Great Plains(this time, it's actually plains).

Upon arrival, Zayne was greeted by... being blatantly ignored by the 528.469287602684319 villagers(the decimal being unborn). Maybe, just maybe, it was prrobably, slightly because he molested his younger sister, Samantha, who is, if you didn't remember, thirteen years old. It's not his fault! Her body that was too mature for her age was just inviting him when they were in that dark room together, with no one else in the immediate area. He doesn't understand what was wrong with it. She didn't even resist. She was enjoying it. Almost like she was planning for it to happen and she wanted it. Sadly, it was interrupted by Elena, who ended up acting as rude as she was now. At least she didn't blatantly ignore him like everyone else. His younger sister, Samantha, even started acting closer to him after the incident.

Back to the current situation, we have Zayne, who is still being ignored, the mingling crowd, which is still blatantly ignoring him, and a horse-drawn carriage off in the distance. Of course, this isn't just any carriage. This is THE carriage. It's the one carrying that person. The king. Too bad his name will never be mentioned. As the carriage came closer, the crowd split to the left and right, leaving a confused Zayne, since no one bothered to mention the procedures to him, and a nervous Pete, since he is about to speak to the king. Being the smart young lad he is, Zayne moved to the left group, only to be scowled at. Poor Zayne. He ignored the scowls and made his way into the group. This time, the crowd kept a minimum of 7 feet away from Zayne. Too bad his younger sister isn't in this crowd. Now he has to be alone during the entire inspection. Except for the knights that will be watching him while inspecting his home. They're probably douchebags though.

After what seemed like hours, which was actually what it was, the carriage made it to the dirt plot. After staying there for a few minutes while the carrriage was shaking, and a few moans were heard, someone finally stepped out of the carriage. Come to think of it, when the carriage was off in the distance Zayne could've sworn he could see the carriage shaking with those same moans, just with a lower volume, since it was off in the distance.

Zayne, deciding it wasn't that important, he focused on the very charming young man who exited the carriage. This man had a square jawline, and very sharp features. His body was also very lean and muscular. The color of his hair was a very dark blue, almost black, while his eyes were a much lighter shade of cyan. All in all, he gave Zayne the impression of a sex crazed idi... a very, very righteous and intelligent man. This very man was looking around, making sure he had the attention of all villagers, adult, child, and unborn. Once he was sure that he had everyone's attention, he began his ramblings.

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     "Dear citizens of  Tulane kingdom, I thank you for your cooperation with this inspection. This inspection will be extremely short, and you will not be harmed or have your belongings confiscated as long as you allow us to inspect your homes."

That was pretty much all that Zayne had heard before his attention moved to a very interesting scene of a half naked woman panting while struggling to put on her clothes that could be seen through a now unblocked carriage window. That was the best thing he saw today. Her breasts were at least an E-cup!

     "Now then, we will begin the inspections. There will be two soldiers following each of you to your homes to inspect and keep a watch on you for suspicious behavior."

As this was said, the carriage door opened once again and a woman who had at least an E-cup stepped out. Said woman with at least an E-cup was wearing something vaguely resembling a mage robe, and had a long, hard and slender staff that looked like it was used more for insertions than for spell casting. This very same woman with at least an E-cup started reciting a spell that was most obviously said in something that was supposed to be an ancient language. Since it is an ancient language it obviously couldn't be put into text by the somewhat uneducated Zayne.

When the spell was finished being cast, a small hole opened in front of the woman and it continued to expand. At some point, another type of hard stick could be seen being put through the hole. The was a spear shaft. With the understanding that this was a shaft, Zayne guessed that the soldiers were on the other side of this hole. Being the smart guy he is, he also guessed that this was space magic.

Soon, soldiers that were exactly identical(since I don't care enough to describe them), stepped through the hole half of them holding spear shafts and the other half holding swords. They were all, as you may have guessed wearing identical armor and had identical weapons. The soldiers started to get into groups of two, one with a spear and the other with a sword.

Each group went with villagers to their homes, including Zayne. Once again, Zayne set off on his Ultimate Journey, this time with his two new companions named Bob and Jerry. Both said companions were muttering to each other in the background.

"Hey Jerry", said the companion who was letting his sword swing freely out in the open.

The companion named Jerry who was holding his shaft replied to Bob,"Yeah, Bob?"

     "Do you think we should rape this kid? We have a perfect chance with having to do the inspection."

     "But, isn't he... a guy?"

     "Doesn't that just make it all the better? I mean, at least he has enough holes for two people."

     "T-that's true. So... when will we do the deed?"

     "We'll have to wait until we finish the inspection to make sure he isn't dangerous and drag him somewhere no one will be able to hear his screams."

     "Ok."

Well, that's probably the best plan they could ever come up with as uneducated as they are. Which is pretty much the average IQ in Tulane. While this was happening, they arrived at Zayne home. The inspection went very smooth, until they made it to the basement. Zayne was nervous enough as it was, for some unknown reason, but when he saw the inconspicuously positioned blood smeared barrels he started to panic. Luckily enough, the small chest in the other corner of the room caught both the soldiers attention. They walked over to it, and slowly opened the lid with a loud creaking sound. This chest contained his strange family heirloom, but this was not to be stressed upon. It wasn't even for the men in his family. His mother had told him that he would need to give it to Alice when she turned 15, since she probably wouldn't live long enough for it due to overwork. The guards had finally opened the chest and could see what was inside.

     "Wah... What... is this?"

     "I believe it is called a dildo, Jerry. Women use it to pleasure themselves when they don't have a cock in the immediate area."

Yes, this was a strangely cock shaped object. Zayne could never figure out what it was for, but he now understood from the conversation of the soldiers.

     "Does this mean he enjoys those types of things?"

     "It probably does, Jerry. A least he will show less resistance when we rape him."