My name's Yuki Fukuhara. An almost, run-of-the-mill high school freshman! I have average grades, and I'm decent at sports. The only thing that sets me apart from others is my feminine appearance I'm short, I don't have a deep voice, I don't have a prominent adam's apple, and my face also looks like a girl's. I bet I would look great in drag! And being confused for a girl happens to me a lot.
[Takeru]
"Ahhhh~ it's so damn hot out!~ Yu-chan~ can u fan me?~" My friend, Takeru lies sprawled out on his desk behind me.
This is my best friend and rival, Takeru Aoyomi. We've known each other since we were kids. And he's my neighbor, he often comes around and hangs. He intends to become a super playboy. Whatever that is, so he decided to sport tanned skin, and blond hair and he's pretty toned. Not a big hunk or anything. He just keeps in shape, I respect him though, he's the type of man I strive to be! Kinda... He does have a few "quirks."
[Yuki]
"For the last damn time... Don't can me Yu-chan! And no, your not the only one who's friggin melting here, blondie!"
Yeah... The summer heat here in Hokkaido is brutal! It really drives home that summer break's coming up.
[Takeru]
"Haaah~ I wanna just go home and wank off to Hina-chan... Is that too much to ask?"
Oh, did I forget to mention he's a total perv? I really wish he wasn't lust incarnate but...
[Yuki]
"Are you capable of not thinking with your dick?"
[Takeru]
"Sorry, bud, your asking for the impossible. Going after girls is part of my character! If I did stop then pigs would start flying!"
Yup... It's terminal...
[Yuki]
"This is why all the girls in our class avoid you..." I give him a playful yet firm whack on the head with my notebook
[Takeru]
"Oww~ Yu-chan no need to be so mean! And the party girls don't seem to mind. Plus I like older women anyway."
[Yuki]
"Hmph! Your rep, not mines."
After bantering some more, and me listening to Takeru's groaning, Takeru and I grab our bags and get ready to head home.
[Takeru]
"Can I drop by today and play some mash with you?"
[Yuki]
"Sure, I'm free anytime."
[Takeru]
"Sick~ though I guess it's pointless asking you if you're free! Haha!" He grins
[Yuki]
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"Ohh~ sorry I'm not skirt chasing 24/7!"
After school both me and Takeru head over to my place.
[Takeru]
"Huh? Shouldn't your parents be home?"
[Yuki]
"Nah, they suddenly left for an overseas trip this morning. They said it'll be for a few months. Again..."
[Takeru]
"Hahaha... They never change don't they."
[Yuki]
"Yup they're still all over each other."
[Yuki]
"Alright, enough chitchat! It's time for you to get taught!"
[Takeru]
"Haha, game on!"
A few hours of playful bantering and ass-whooping later...
[Takeru]
"Damn it! I lost again!"
[Yuki]
"Hehe, 18-0 you sure you're not playing with your eyes closed? Maybe you should clock in more game time than lifting weights and hitting on girls."
[Takeru]
"Ack!- Wipe that dumb grin off your face! It's not my fault! I-It's 'cause I'm distracted!"
[Yuki]
"Uhuh~ ok, someone's a lil' butt hurt!"
[Takeru]
"Hmph!"
He stands up and starts walking to the door
[Yuki]
"What? You leaving? Am I just that good?
[Takeru]
"No! I'm going to go take a whizz! I'll be back for round 2 just you wait!"
He slams the door behind him as he leaves.
2 minutes pass... Then 5 minutes pass... then 10 minutes pass...
[Yuki]
"What's taking him so long? Damn, now I've gotta go too!"
I set down my controller and make my way to the bathroom.
[Yuki]
"Hey, what's taking you so long? I've gotta go too!" I say as a knock on the door.
[Takeru]
"Wah!" I hear him drop something.
[Takeru]
"I-I'll be out in a quickie!" I can hear rummaging noises through the door.
After a few minutes, the rummaging stops and he opens the door.
[Yuki]
"Ugh finally! My bladder is about to burst! Move aside!"
He gets out of my way without saying much and quietly retreats into my room. I pay no heed, sitting down on my porcelain throne as I let the dam break.
[Yuki]
"Haah~ huh?" I sniff the room
The hell? What's this funky smell? Fish? No... squid...? Wait...!
[Yuki]
"Ah-"
This son of a gun... I finish up and stomp back into my room where I find Takeru. Trying to play it cool...
[Yuki]
"Takeru..." rage and a mix of other emotions welled up. Takeru immediately sensed this and started sweating profusely.
[Takeru]
"Oh h-hey Yu-chan lets, uh, get back to gaming...?"
[Yuki]
"LIKE HELL I WILL!!!" I grab him by the head and noogie him.
[Takeru]
"Ow! that hurts Yu-chan!"
[Yuki]
"Should've considered this when you chose to wank off in my bathroom!"
[Takeru]
"It's not my fault I've been blue balling since school!
Plus you always big the characters with huge swaying knockers!"
[Yuki]
"Like I care! You damn horn dog blondie!"
[Takeru]
"AAAAGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!"
Legends say that his agony-induced howls could be heard from around the world... Yeah... we got a noise complaint...
Once the landlady finishes giving us a lengthy ear-piercing lecture. Takeru decided to call it quits. Once I've finished sending Takeru off I jump onto the bed and smother my face with a pillow.
[Yuki]
"Aggghh... Why does Takeru have to be such a damn idiot... idiot!"
I direct my anger toward the unsuspecting pillow. Giving the soft pillow a few good blows. I hug my pillow as I curl up into the fetal position. I couldn't help but feel my face getting warmer and warmer. Ugh I can't believe respect that guy
[Yuki]
"AGH! forget it, I'm just gonna shower and go to bed- huh?"
I notice a pink bottle on the dining table with a note under it. The note reads as follows. "Hows it hanging Yu-chan?"
[Yuki]
"Ugh."
"I was walking down the streets in Egypt when I found this secret vender. I saw this advert for some medicine that's apparently great at increasing both your height. And making you more manly~ just add this to your bath and voila! Lemme know how it works out, peace! - your ever so loving mother!"
[Yuki]
"huh? There's more on the back..."
"P.S it's expensive so at least give it a shot!"
[Yuki]
"Ahaha... I think she got scammed..."
I groan and stare intensely at the suspicious-looking bottle. And before I knew it I was in the bath with the bottle in hand.
[Yuki]
"Oh god, this is such a bad idea..."
I pop the top of the bottle and dump its contents into the bath.
[Yuki]
"Oh, man... Well... Too late to back out now..."
I slowly start by dipping my toes in the now pinkish water. A pleasant yet alien tingling sensation shoots up my leg.
[Yuki]
"G-geronimo!"
I take the leap of faith and hop into the bath. I was suddenly assaulted with a whirlwind of sensations the warm water, the tension leaving my body, and the tingling of the medicine.
[Yuki]
"Haaah~ this is nice!"
Nothing beats a nice, hot, long bath
After I've finished soaking in the whacky chemicals of whatever the hell that "medicine" is supposed to be. A sudden wooziness washed over me.
[Yuki]
"It's time to hit the hay ay?"
I climb into bed, turn off the lights, and about just instantly konk out.