"Duel Monster cards can be grouped into normal monsters, fusion monster cards, ritual monster cards, effect monster cards, trap cards, & spell cards. Traps can be divided into normal traps, counter traps, & continuous traps..." I look over at alexis who is just spiting fact after fact about subcategories of cards... nerd.
"Perfect~ well done Alexis. of course, I expect nothing less from one of my blue obelisks"
Great. Crowler just spoiling us obelisks even more, making everyone else hate us. Watch, his next target is a red and then he's going to make fun of them.
"Now who should we question next? ... You! Syrus Truesdale. Explain to the class what a field spell does."
Told ya. He should really stop that, just cuz he is the head for us blues. I got a way to annoy him though, It will get him to hate me more than Jaden
"A field spell is a, is a, It's the thing that affects the thing that's the..."
"Even pre-duelers know this!" most of the Blues start laughing.
"No I know, its uhh.."
"Relax you totally got this" Jaden says with a smile.
"I think not, sit down. Now would someone please give me an answer, preferably someone not in red."
"You know teach, you really shouldn't go and make fun of us Slifers like that, I mean, I'm a slifer and I beat you, so when you make fun of us, you're really making fun of yourself."
I laugh knowing Jaden was right, plus, Crowler was fuming.
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*insert Gx theme song*
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As I sat in class completely ignoring the teacher, I was going through ways I could make my deck better. Along the way, I notice the professor's cat walk right up to Syrus. I laugh a bit knowing what will happen.
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*timeskip*
At night I noticed Syrus on a boat on his way to the girl's dorm. ' Shit, he's going to get busted.' I ran out to the lake to get him before he got there. As I got there he broke though the gate and ran in. "Syrus!" I try to whisper yell to him. He turns around, "oh, uh... hey Robert."
"What the hell are you doing? You could be expelled!"
"well, I was-"
And then, all hell broke loose. Girls came out and so did a dude in a ninja suit who ran off. I managed to dive in a bush before it happened so they shouldn't find me unless-
"Syrus told us you were here as well."
... Damn snitch. Luckily I managed to evade them until they surrounded me. "hey," I say trying to not look at them [you know why], "Can't we just talk about this and clear things up?"
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As I listened to them insult Sy, I started to realize it will only be so long before they acknowledged me. I try to scoot away before they notice, but I did it too late.
"And what about you Robert?"
"I tried stopping Sy over here from doing this and its not my fault I just happened to see him getting over here, please don't hurt me."
They looked at me a second, "So why didn't you stop him?"
"You all decided to come out."
"... should we report them for trespassing then?"
"but I was invited I swear-"
"What's going on out there?"
Next thing I know I'm slammed to the ground by two of the girls. no, not the way you think, they literally slammed my head into the ground. I couldn't hear much so I ignored it. Plus, I think I was knocked out.
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*timeskip*
I stood there next to Syrus watching Jaden come to us. "Hi jaden." " 'sup Jaden"
He looks at us, " Hey, so what exactly is going on here?"
"Well, to make a long story short, I'm basically a big loser."
"and I got dragged into-"
"Your friends here Trespassed on the girls campus."
"Is that true guys?"
"Hey! Its not like that."
"for me," I say, "Syrus, you really did trespass though."
"I-"
"And now that you're here Jaden, You're trespassing too."
Alexis then speaks up. "that's right, so if you don't want to us to turn you in, your going to have to win your freedom by beating me in a duel right now."
"But if you turn us in, we'll be expelled."
I look at him, "Yeah, no shit Sherlock[or what ever their equivalent is]. And any ways, why couldn't I do it?"
The other girls look at me, "Because Jaden is trying to save you two, duh."
Great, I could have won this, but no she just wanted to take Jaden for a spin-... A test, that's what I meant.
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*timeskip [Because ain't no way in hell I'm writing that duel when you already know how it ends, and if you haven't? Go watch ep 3 season 1.]*
As jaden basically was tossed around then just back hands her monster to destroy her life points, I got a glimpse at his strategies.
"Oh yeah, what even started this?"
Everyone looks at me, Jaden curious because he probably had the same idea. "You weren't paying attention?"
"no, I was busy having my hands tied up and being thrown around, so, what started this?
"... A fake love letter." I look at him, trying not to laugh. "A what?" " A fake love letter." I start laughing hard. Alexis looks at me, "Whats so funny robert?" I look at her still laughing, "I used to be one to prank people with fake love letters, so I guess Karma really is a bitch." I continue laughing, as Syrus then asks me, "So did you write it?" I look at him, "What? of course not, I tried stopping you, and look at the mess I'm in, I bet I could clear this up if I did by saying I pranked you."
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Episode four
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As I was heading to class, I stop by Jaden's dorm to see if he was awake. I notice that He was heading my way, so I decided to stop for a second to wait for him. "Come on Jaden! we're going to be late! not that you're ever on time...." He catches up and we start racing to see who is faster. As we are running, we see a lady Pushing a car. We run by her but then stop. "Jaden, you go on to class, I got this." "Nonsense Rob, They know I'm never on time." We go and help the lady. "Ah, You must be from the auto club and obelisk blue, first time one has helped me." Jaden just smiles and says, "Don't let the red jacket fool you, I'm just your average good deeds dude."
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"Isn't that nice," she says, as the van goes back a bit. "What would be nice is if Me and Rob pushed," He said getting beside me.
"thank you."
"My pleasure, besides, now we can skip the gym."
"oh, yeah. That is good."
"You two are sweet boys, I'll remember this."
"How about next time, you just remember that extended warranty."
"Jaden!"
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*time skip*
After fixing the carberator and other problems with the lady's van, Jaden and I left to go take the test. As we walk in we notice Syrus Talking in his sleep.
"[Whatever he said, I couldn't hear.]"
"I didn't know this was an oral exam. Or maybe sleep would be better than a Sliffer sayonce."
Syrus wakes up, "Jaden, you're here!"
"You two wanna keep it down?! Some of us actually want to pass."
"h-"
"I know Jaden wants to pass, but do you? By how quickly you reacted, you weren't even looking at your test."
"Shut it, Robert, You have no right to talk after how late you are."
"Well sorry Jaden and I had the heart to help a lady over take a test."
As I walked up to get my test along with Jaden, I noticed many eyes on us.
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*timeskip*
After finishing my test, I decided too take a nap, only to be waken by Jaden and syrus.
"Come on Robert, We got to go get some cards!"
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As we rounded the corner, we noticed the shop empty. "What?! They couldn't have..."
"RUN OUT OF CARDS ALREADY?!?!?"
We walked up to the counter, "Excuse me, counter girl?" She looks at us, a bit angry.
"Do you have some cards left?"
"Sure we do, just Regular packs though."
She reaches under the counter and pulls out a pack, "Here you go!"
"We said some, not one!"
As Syrus starts freaking out, I look at Jaden and nod.
"So take the pack."
"yeah."
Syrus looks at us, "You mean it? but, what about you Jaden? You slept through the written test too!" what if-?"
"What if what?"
"...You fail."
"No way Sy. I may flunk now and then, but I never fail."
"Yoohoo! Auto club"
I look up and see the lady Jaden and I helped.
"oh hey, You work here too?"
"No, I don't work here, I own here. Pretty cool huh?"
I smile, "Hell yeah"
"Nah, that's not cool, that's totally sweet!"
"How do you two know her?"
"I think it was the carberator."
"Here I have something for you, just think of it as a thank you for helping me. And Robert?"
"Yeah?"
"A package came for you specifically."
She hands me the package.
"Who's it from Rob?"
"...Oh, it's from KaibaCorp."
"HUH?!?! What are they mailing you?"
"Let me check Sy."
I open the package. A Letter and 5 Megapacks. I decided to save the letter for later and gave Jaden and Syrus a mega pack each.
"Why are you giving this to us?"
"Because you guys are my friends."
"wait, so is that why you're in Obelisk Blue?"
"What do you mean J?"
"Well, Chumley once said that People in Obelisk Blue either had good grades, or had connections. And its obvious you have connections."
I look at him. "But I don't know anybody."
"You don't have to, But your dad or mom-"
"I don't have one."
They look at me surprised. I walk off after leaving two packs behind for them
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*timeskip*
As I was getting ready for bed, I remembered the letter. I pull it out and notice it's from Mokuba.
Dear Robert,
I heard you passed the entrance exam and asked my bro if I could come watch your field exam, and he said yes! So, I am on my way over to meet meet you in person. By the way, when you duel, I do have to record you so Big Bro can see your skills.He said he wants to see if you're even worth an ounce of his time. Can't wait to meet you.
Signed,
Mokuba Kaiba
Great. Now even Seto Kaiba caught interest of me. How the actual fuck does that work? He's the only duelist, no, person in the entire world I don't want to be considered interesting by. I have heard stories of how he duels people he has interest in. I want to do horrible so he'd leave me alone, but I can't fail mokuba, or my test. I am so conflicted.
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*timeskip*
As I was getting my deck ready, I hear my alarm go off telling me its time to take my test.
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*exam*
"You want me to duel Alexis?" I look at Crowler. "But Mr. Crowler-"
"That's Dr. Crowler."
"You got a Phd in a Children's card game. I think it's mister."
I watch as Crowler gets angry.
"Just duel already," He says as he stomps off.
I look at Alexis. "Hey, no hard feelings, but I am going to have to beat you."
"I'm not that easy to beat you know."
"Which is what I was worried about."
"LETS DUEL!!"
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*duel*
Robert: 4000 Lp
Alexis: 4000 Lp
Hand[used the wheel of mystery for this]: DDR, cyber dinosaur, Cyber larva, burden of the mighty, Draining shield {this hand sucks, but I can make it work}
Robert: "Ladies first."
Alexis: "Well aren't you a gentleman. I play etoile cyber(1200/1600) and one card face down."
Robert: "Trying to get me the same way as Jaden, eh? Well I Draw!"
Card: Machina Armored unit
Robert: "Score! I activate Machina Armored Unit and Burden of the Mighty, as well as play Cyber Larva(400/600) in attack mode. And because of Burden of the mighty, Your attack goes down by the number of levels on a monster."
Etoile Cyber lvl 4 (1200/1600)->(800/1600)
Robert: "Your move."
Alexis: "Fine by me,(she draws) I summon cyber petite angel(300/200)."
Robert: "Oh sh- crap."
Alexis: "and because of Cyber petite Angel, I get to take a Mahcine angel ritual from my deck and place it in my hand. I now play Machine angel Ritual sacrificing cyber petite angel and Etoile Cyber, and special summon: Cyber Angel Natasha(1000/1000)!"
Robert: "Thanks! Now I can special Summon Cyber Dinosaur(2500/1900)! And don't forget about Burden of the Mighty!"
Cyber Angel Natasha(1000/1000)->(500/1000)
Alexis: "Now I activate Natasha's effect, and Take half of the attack of Cyber dinosaur (1250) and add it too my life points!"
Alexis: 4000-> 5250 Lp
Robert: "You done?"
Alexis: "I play one card face down and end my turn."
Robert: "fine." Draws card
Card: Cyber Dragon zwei
Robert: "I Play Cyber dragon Zwei (1500/1000) in attack-mode."
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*??? POV*
'He's better than I thought. They may just give an entertaining duel."
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*duel*
Robert: "I also play one card face down. Now I attack With Cyber Dragon Zwei. And because its attacking a monster, it gets 300 more attack points!"
Cyber Dragon zwei: (1500/1000)-> (2100/1000)
Alexis: "Not so fast, I activate Cyber angel Natasha's effect, and cancel the attack."
Robert: "I was hoping you would do that, as now, I attack with Cyber Dinosaur!
(2500)>(500)
Alexis: 5250-> 3250
Robert: "And now I attack with cyber larva!"
(400)>nothing
Alexis: 3250->2850
Robert: "I place one card face down. Your move."
Alexis: "... I summon Cyber skater(1400/1500) and play monster reborn, bringing back Etoile Cyber(1200/1400) and now I play Polymerization to bring Cyber Blader(2100/800) To the field."
Robert: "Don't forget your burden."
Cyber blader Lvl 7: (2100)-> (1400)
Alexis: "I also activate cyber angle Natasha's effect. When its in the graveyard, I can special summon it to the field by banishing two cyber angel cards, and if I do, I get to take control of one of your monsters. and I choose, your cyber dinosuar!"
Field:
Alexis side: Cyber blader, Cyber angel Natasha, And cyber dinosuar
Robert side: one face down, cyber larva, and cyber Dragon Zwei
Robert: "tch. like i said, the burden is still here"
Natasha: 1000-> 500 ATK
Cyber Dinosaur: 2500-> 1800 ATK
Alexis: "Cyber Bladers efect kicks in though, As since you have two monsters, It's attack points double."
Cyber Blader ATK: 1400-> 2800
Robert: "Thought of everything huh?"
Alexis: "After my duel with Jaden, I thought of ways to get better, and i did. Now, Im going to use it against you. I play fusion weapon to give it another 1500 attack points. "
Cyber Blader ATK: 2800-> 4300
Alexis: Now I attack with cyber Blader! Attack his Dragon!"
Robert: "Not so fast, I activate Draining shield! you remember this one right? well its back and would like to properly meet you."
As cyber angel attacks, its met with Draining shield.
Robert: 4000-> 8300 Lp
Alexis: "sure, but that was your only face down, what about the other two? Cyber dinosaur Attack his Dragon!"
2500>1500
Robert: 8300->7300 Lp
Alexis: "And now I attack Your Larva with Cyber Angel Natasha!"
500>400
Robert: "Thanks, now because You destroyed two of my monsters, My field spell kicks in. I Special summon both proto-Cyber dragon(1100/600) in attack mode, and Satellite Cannon(0/0) in defense mode! I also summon cyber larva because of cyber larva's effect
Alexis: "doesn't matter how many monsters are on the field, eventualy You are going to run out of cards soon."
Robert: "whatever, I draw"
Card: Cybernetic hidden technology
Robert:"... I place one card face down and end my turn."
Satellite Cannon (0)-> (1000) ATK
Alexis: "Alright. I attack Your proto dragon with Cyber Blader."
Robert: " I activate my face down card: Cybernetic hidden technology. I discard my proto dragon and destroy your cyber Blader."
Alexis: "Fine, I attack your Cyber larva with my cyber angel."
Robert: "Cool, now i dont take any attack damage. Plus, i get another cyber larva(400/600)"
Alexis: "I place one card face down and end my turn"
Robert: draws card
card: pot of greed
Robert: "I play Pot of Greed!" draws two cards
Cards: Hidden tech and cyber dragon drei
Robert: "I summon cyber dragon drei, and place one card face down ending my turn."
Satellite Cannon: (1000)-> (2000)
Alexis: "my move then...I play Megamorph, and equip it to Cyber Dinosaur!"
Cyber dinosaur (2500)-> (5000)
Alexis: "Now I attack Your dragon!"
Robert: "I thought you would figure out not to attack when I have a face down! I play ANOTHER Cybernetic Hidden technology, Sacrificing my Cyber dragon drei, I destroy my own monster!"
Alexis: "You seem prepared to do anything to get to your goal of beating me. I end my turn."
Robert: "Well, when you got two people to impress, it kinda just goes without saying. I draw."
Card: pot of greed
Robert: "I play pot of greed!"
Cards: Cyber eltain and cyber dragon zwei
Robert: 'Oh yeah, it's all coming together' "I play cyber dragon zwei in attack mode. Next by banishing all my light- machine type monsters on my field or graveyard which is 8, I can then summon, cyber Eltain!"
Cyber Eltanin: (?/?)
Robert: "its ability allows it to gain 500 attack and defense points for every monster I banished summoning it!"
Cyber Eltanin: (?/?)-> (4000/4000)
Robert: "Plus, All other face up monsters on the field go straight to the graveyard! so now you have nothing to defend yourself with! GO CYBER ELTANIN! ATTACK HER DIRECTLY!"
Alexis: "...."
Alexis: 2850-> 0 Lp
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I sighed a breath of relief. I did it. I passed my test! I walk over to Alexis and hold out my hand. "Good duel, I would have lost had it not been for Eltanin."
She smiles, "Darn right. Had he not shown up, I would have demolished you." She draws a card. "See?" She shows me and I see its monster reborn. I smile. "You would have brought out Cyber Blader and because of my two monsters, it would have doubled and if I knew you, You had a megamorph in there, doubling its attack again. But, you still lost in the end, so... Get Dunked On® ™(Undertale sans) harder than Jaden did to Chazz, or chazz did to jaden? whatever ." We have our laugh and went to go sit in the stands for the rest of the test.