Muyuan sat on the bench on the street, looking at the tall ginkgo trees growing on both sides of the street, his face was a little confused.
"Dad, I want to be a policeman!"
"Xinyu, in which dustbin did we pick up Xiaoyuan? I can't remember... Forget it. Let's keep it for a while. "
“o(╯□╰)o”
This is a conversation when Mu yuan called his father who was a policeman half an hour ago.
Xinyu is mu yuan's mother's name. Although my father said that, he was greeting my mother, he was sending a message across the air to express his attitude: if you want to be a policeman, I will not be your son!
In fact, muyuan knows that his father muxingjun likes his career very much.
As a child, Dad spent most of his rest time working overtime and on business.
If it's not for love, what else can it be for?
But since he was born, his father, who loves his post so much, didn't want his son to inherit his father's career. It's totally incomprehensible!
Especially now, other people's internships are almost over, and they run into a wall everywhere. This kind of incomprehensibility is even stronger.
Of course, this kind of failure is not because muyuan has no ability - from small to large, he is the existence of Xueba class - the fundamental reason is that muyuan's good man index is too high.
"The dirty reality can't hold the general self of Qinglian."
Muyuan thinks this is his true portrayal.
"Xiao Tongzi, get out of here!"
"The slave is here." Virtual, a cheap voice sounded.
In front of muyuan's eyes, there is a translucent image, on which is a young Eunuch in Qing palace's professional clothes.
"How many tasks do I need for a novice?"
"Master, don't you have eyes? Why don't you just look at it for yourself? " The voice is still so humble, but the content is not so pleasant.
Muyuan touched his nose, which is also used to.
At this moment, the picture in front of him turned into a dialog box with a paragraph of text in it.
"Do good every day (novice task): how can we punish evil without promoting good? Sao year! Work hard and do at least one good deed recognized by the system every day for 1000 days. Reward for completion: activate the natural punishment system. Punishment for failure: can't even do good? Why waste food? Go with the system. Task progress: 999 / 1000.)
"Hu..." Mu yuan took a long breath.
Although he knew the result early, he couldn't help but be happy, "it's just one task short. I've been fooling Laozi for nearly three years, and it's finally over."
It's a good feeling to do good deeds. At least you can get a lot of praise or admiration, right?
But if a person is forced to do a good thing every day, or it will be finished, then the mood will never be beautiful.
Fortunately, Moyuan has persisted for nearly three years!
If you want to ask him how he came over in the past three years, muyuan can cry for another three years with tears in his nose.
"Don't be a policeman, don't be a policeman! A systematic person is destined to become a navigation mark for human progress, and must be the brightest star in the night sky! "
With such a beautiful vision, muyuan touched his pocket, and after a while he picked out two coins from the corner!
"Fortunately, it's the highest denomination. If you have a steamed bun, you can get a bottle of Master Kang's mineral water. "
In fact, he is not so poor. He still has 102.3 yuan on his bank card.
This is entirely due to his unparalleled financial ability, otherwise it is absolutely impossible to save such a huge sum of money.
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Mu yuan holds two coins and looks at the sky. It's the beginning of the light. There's not much time left for him.
Look around
Suddenly, Mu yuan's eyes brightened: "one hundred yuan!..." Well, no, it's a chance to do good! "
On this side of the street, an old man in his seventies is quietly waiting for the green light.
Looking from the side, the old man was straight and didn't look bent because of his age. It's very elegant and rigorous.
Muyuan's buttock seemed to be equipped with a spring, suddenly jumped up and rushed to the old man.
"Old man, wait for the green light?" The smile on muyuan's face is incomparably sincere.
The old man turned his head with an angry face: "what's the green light? What are you talking about! I'm waiting for the red light! Red light
“(～￣(OO)￣)ブ！”
Moyuan is broken.
Psychologically, the old man is a stock Speculator and superstitious!
"Look at my mouth! Red light, red light Muyuan looked at the light that turned green and said, "look at the cars coming and going. How dangerous it is to cross the road? Let me help you through. "
Having said that, holding each other's arm in his left hand and pushing the old man's back in his right hand, he walked forward steadily and forcefully.
The old man was a little confused and couldn't help walking forward.
Then, the old man roared angrily: "you bastard! Let go of me, I don't want you to help me... "
Muyuan didn't think of a duck with a mouth... Er, when the charity was gone, he said with a mouth like a cannon: "old man, although you are well maintained, are you nearly 80? Even if I don't see it, how can I have the heart to let you cross the road alone? "
It was just a two lane road. When muyuan finished, they had already stood on the opposite side of the road.
The old man stares at muyuan like an angry lion.
Mu yuan seconds counseled, immediately turned and walked quickly, without looking back: "old man, don't thank me! Society calls on us to learn from Uncle Lei. "
Voice down, Mu yuan has been more than ten meters away.
He vaguely heard the old man's angry roar.
"I'm taking a taxi over there. Are you special..."
Moyuan's heart: O (╯□) O!
It's hard to do good
He stepped out of the leg pause for 0.1 seconds, and then ran away faster.
What if you don't run?
Can you go back and help the old man back? You'll get beaten.
Do not think that they have the property of muyuan beat stop at the corner of the street, very sad.
"Why is it so hard to do a good deed?"
Obviously, the matter of helping the old man cross the road just now is useless. Unless the system has lost its mind, it is absolutely impossible to think that it is doing a good job.
"Let's slow down..."
Although muyuan prayed to time with respect for his father, time went by secretly. As for the opportunity to do good, none of it was left.
Seeing that it was almost eleven o'clock, muyuan sighed and had to implement the plan.
I found an ATM and took out part of my family.
Looking at the face of a hundred yuan, Mu yuan's face is blue and purple.
"I'm born to be useful. I'll come back when all the gold is gone—— Tomorrow is Monday, and the cost of living will arrive next week. "
Then, muyuan finds a tramp under the overpass and gives him 100 yuan. If the system doesn't recognize the donation of less than 100 yuan, muyuan just wants to throw a steel bar.
In each other's grateful words, look at the fool's eyes, muyuan natural and unrestrained to go.
I don't care about other people's attitude, it's just a small section!
The big man doesn't care about details!
"Master, congratulations on completing the novice task. The natural punishment system is activated!"
"What is the system of natural punishment?"
Muyuan had asked before, in exchange for the silence of xiaotongzi. Now he asked again, in exchange for: "don't you have eyes? See for yourself. "
Muyuan resisted the impulse to drag out this cheap system: "novice task is also a task, right? What's more, I've been fooled for nearly three years, so I won't give a gift bag to a novice? "
Xiaotongzi was cheap, but he was rational: "here you are! It's the system of natural punishment. "
"I sent my secret love object to the hospital three years ago as a gift."
"It seems so!" Xiao Tongzi seems to be in a bit of trouble. He's very cute.
"Yes, so you have to give me a novice gift bag."
"No
Now muyuan found that this guy is not cute. He is stupid at all.
He gave up the intelligence of saving xiaotongzi and began to look at the system full of coquettishness.
There is a couplet on the left and right sides of the system interface.
The first couplet: Heaven knows, earth knows, I know, son knows, what is ignorance?
The second couplet: good report, bad report, morning report, late report, one report in the end.
Horizontal Criticism: evil cannot escape.
"Reasonable identity (main task): Sao Nian! Finally activated the system, is not excited to be careful dirty bang? Don't worry. If you want to punish evil, you have to have a reasonable identity, don't you? Please be an honorable policeman in ten days! You can get rich rewards if you finish it. Failure of the task will reduce the host's IQ. "
“(? ω?)！” For a big circle, and finally back to the police thing, Mu yuan is not unacceptable.
But for ten days to become a policeman, Mu yuan just wants to say: I really can't do it!
To become a police officer, a new sprout has to go through at least the preliminary qualification examination, written examination, psychological test, qualification review, interview, physical fitness test, political trial and other links.
The key point is that the recruitment notice has just come out, and the registration time is five days later.
Muyuan doesn't worry that he can't pass, but in ten days, what can he do?
Soon, muyuan had an idea.
"Police... Auxiliary police are also police." Moyuan Baji mouth, "small son, auxiliary police count police?"
"As long as they can legally participate in punishing evil activities." Xiaotongzi's answer this time is very simple.
"The definition of auxiliary police is to assist in law enforcement activities. It should be counted." Mu yuan is not particularly sure to speculate.
No matter whether the result will be as you think, muyuan is also ready to die as a live horse doctor. Anyway, it's impossible to be a full-time police officer for the time being, and auxiliary police is the only choice.
In fact, even if he wants to become an auxiliary police officer, ten days is too short, but muyuan doesn't intend to give up. Although he is still a child... Er, a student, he has his own way.
Walk back to the school dormitory, empty dormitory, lonely like a wild dog.