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A certain figure could be seen relaxing down the couch, drinking coffee whilst reading the newspaper. The figure, adorned with black hair and eyes the color of gold, was as calm as one can be, his eyes speeding through the pages.

New products and trends, trade, new laws, and things of such nature. All kinds of news could be read in the papers. There was little to none in ways of entertainment, but he still continued reading the same, once again taking a sip of his coffee.

Clack Clack Clack

A couple moments later, the sound of footsteps echoed across the house, filling the silent air with noise, adding life to the atmosphere. Another man, hair the color of ash and eyes of deep violet, came down the stairs, still a little groggy.

"Yo, Grey! Morning!" ［Kris］

"Yeah, morning... How was your night?" ［Grey］

"It was great. The bed was soft and warm and there the room smelled nice too. Did you put air fresheners there?" ［Kris］

"Hmm... Not really, it's probably from the garden outside... Well, as long as you're happy, then that's good to know." ［Grey］

Said Grey as he headed towards the kitchen, getting a mug of his own and brewing his own coffee. After his cup, he grabbed another cup, filled it with some cocoa powder, hot water, and fresh milk, creating chocolate milk for Yuna to enjoy later. Putting a bit of sugar just to be sure.

After the celebration yesterday, Grey and Yuna offered the married couple a place to stay since their inn was still under renovation. They refused at first, but after much insistence from the former two, they finally gave up and accepted their offer, to Grey and Yuna's delight.

And since they were on the topic, it was also settled that Kris and Aria would be buying a property and furniture for the day. Now that they're married, it was time for them to quit the inns and finally settle down.

"Oh, right... I'm just asking out of concern but... Mister Kris, you didn't dirty the blankets, didn't you?" ［Grey］

"Hm? What do youー Oi, you bastard! What do you think of us?! We won't do such things in someone else's house!" ［Kris］

An enraged outburst came out of Kris' mouth as he answered Grey's question. After all, no matter how passionate he was with Aria, it was still too shameful to do such acts in other people's residence. Especially when they are just staying over.

"I was just asking... I would have burnt the bedding and blankets if it was the case. But thankfully, it seems like there's no need to." ［Grey］

"You bastard... Then couldn't I ask you the same? Must have been frustrating trying to hold back with other people around, wasn't it?" ［Kris］

"Hey, we still have our dignity! What kind of psychopaths would do it when guests are present?!" ［Grey］

"Ha! You could have just set a sound-proof barrier for all I know!" ［Kris］

It was still early in the morning and the two were already bickering, a complete contrast of their behaviors the day before. Thankfully, there wasn't another person around to hear their words. After all, the topic was quite... vulgar...

The argument only heated up with time and the two crossed lines which shouldn't have been crossed. Their words became more and more uncensored the further they delved into their argument. They were two engaged with their pointless quarrel that they didn't notice what was around them.

"Must be nice being newlyweds, isn'tー Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!" ［Grey］

"You cheap bastard! Is that all you canー Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!" ［Kris］

Sharp, stinging pains ran through their ears as two certain figures appeared behind them. They were none other than Aria and Yuna, pinching the two's ears red, all the while wearing smiles which aren't exactly smiles. They were terrifying.

The ladies' faces were red from a mix of both anger and embarrassment as they glared at the two men before them. Never in their wildest imagination would they have thought they would wake up to such a pointless and vulgar conversation. Kris and Grey are getting a long scolding.

Kneeling on the ground, their ears still red, the two received a lengthy lecture from the ladies once again. They could only blame their own stupidity for their blunder. It was a lesson learnt, one filled with love. Yes, love...

...

Clop Clop Clop

In the middle of the open streets, four beautiful figures walked down with grace, showcasing their gorgeousness and grandiose. They all possessed elegance not many could possess. They were truly peerless.

Amongst those two figures, two of them were wearing faces of surprise and awe as they turned their heads left and right, looking at the crowd with curiosity. It has been several minutes since they walked out the streets and they still couldn't believe how different the crowd's treatment was.

"This is pretty neat, isn't it? This magic that is..." ［Kris］

Before heading outside and heading towards the Merchants' Guild, Grey once again casted illusion magic to himself and Yuna. Of course, since Kris and Aria were also with them, he did them a favor and casted the same spell on them.

Kris' hair turned from black to red, Aria from blonde to green, Yuna from silver to amber, and Grey wearing a deep blue color. What was changed was only the hair color yet the effect was already exceptional. Even when they are walking out in the open, there wasn't much of a commotion over them.

"Should I change your eye colors too?" ［Grey］

"Nah, this much is enough. Still... you sure are talented, aren't you, Grey? You even know illusion magic. You might just be the genius of the century." ［Kris］

"Haha, you're praising me too much." ［Grey］

There was no flattery in Kris' words. He really meant it when he complimented Grey as he looked at his both fear and admiration. Fear what will become of Grey in the future, but also looking forward to what heights he will reach. He was excited.

Even amongst the people Kris knew, there were only a handful which knew illusion magic, and since they were focusing on a special magic, they aren't even a little bit strong. But Grey was different. His admiration for the young man has gone up again.

"Miss Aria, what color should the curtains be? Velvet or navy blue? Or do you just want a clean white color?" ［Yuna］

"Hmm... I think sky blue would be nice... But well, it would depend on what kind of materials the house is made of, doesn't it?" ［Aria］

"Ah, that's right. Sorry, I got too excited." ［Yuna］

"Fufufu. It's alright. I know you're doing it for our sake. Then how about..." ［Aria］

Meanwhile, the ladies were talking about what kind of decorations were to be placed inside and around the house. They have yet to buy a property but they were already planning how to design it and make it look beautiful.

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Of course, the men didn't just talk about nonsense. Seeing the girls talk about cloths, curtains, and the like, they started talking about the heavy duty aspects of a home, namely the furniture and appliances, consulting the girls from time to time.

In such a manner, the group of four continued walking towards the Merchants' Guild, and after a few minutes, they finally arrived. Even when they've seen it before, it was still daunting and humbling when looked at up close.

As for Grey, memories of the troublesome contract and documents signing came to his mind. While it was partly his fault, he didn't want to experience such things once again. He was just there to help out Kris and Aria. Nothing more, nothing less.

"Can't you lower the price even a little bit?"

"10%! No, even 8% is fine!"

"Customer, what do you think of this location?"

It was still early in the morning but the guild was already busy. There were all sorts of people to be seen from fattened-up wealthy merchants to the simple stall owners in the market. It was a place full of diversity.

But merchants weren't the ones they were looking for. Grey's head turned around as he scanned the reception desks, in search of a certain something. He only stopped when a familiar figure was in sight, a satisfied smile on his face.

Leading the other three behind him, Grey headed towards a certain desk where a certain pretty woman was taking her post. It was none other than Mila whom Grey and Yuna had become acquaintances with.

"Good morning, Miss Mila." ［Grey］

"Y-Yes...? Good morning?" ［Mila］

"Umm... Could we get a private room, please? We'd like to buy a property." ［Grey］

At first Mila was confused about who the young man was, calling out to her with such familiarity. It only took a second for her to realize his identity after he took out his guild card. The hair color was different but it was indeed Grey.

Mila was surprised, very surprised. She has been looking for times when a silver-haired young man would appear, but never did she think he would have blue hair next. Well, such thoughts only existed for a fraction of a second. A professional needs to keep their calm, after all.

"Understood. Please follow me this way." ［Mila］

"Thank you." ［Grey］

Regaining her composure, Mila stood up from her seat and another receptionist on stand by took her post. She then walked in front of the group and led them towards one of the private negotiation rooms Grey asked for.

"Grey, you're pretty good at this." ［Kris］

"I've dealt with them quite a number of times before, after all. It's just a matter of experience. Anyway... I wish you luck, Mister Kris, Miss Aria." ［Grey］

Kris and Aria's face couldn't be any more puzzled as they tried to analyze what Grey meant by his words. But it won't be long after they figure it out. After all, Grey and Yuna had gone through the same hell from before.

Soon after, the five of them finally arrived at the private room. It was the same one which Grey and Yuna had always done business with. It was quite relaxing for the both of them to be in a familiar place.

"Please wait a moment, I'll be calling the Guildmaster over." ［Mila］

Mila bowed her head as she left the room, as polite as ever. Meanwhile, Grey undid the illusion magic casted on them four. After all, their identities would still be revealed once they show their guild cards. Maintaining it was just a waste of mana.

Creak

Shortly after, a lean old man entered the room along with Mila. It was none other than the Guildmaster whom Grey has become so familiar with. The one who caused his suffering, the demon of documents in Grey's mind.

"I have expected it, but it really is quite a spectacle seeing the four heroes before me, sitting side by side. It's a pleasure to finally meet you, Lord Kris, Lady Aria. I am Marcel Hurler, Guildmaster of this humble guild." ［Marcel］

"Yeah, nice to meet you." ［Kris］

"It's our pleasure." ［Aria］

After Kris and Aria, the Guildmaster also greeted Grey and Yuna warmly before sitting down on the opposite couch. Mila was beside her, carrying various portfolios which seemed to be full of documents of properties which are still available.

"Since you're buying a property today, I assume it would be for Lord Kris and Lady Aria, am I correct?" ［Marcel］

"Yeah. We'd like to buy a house and settle down. It'd be nice if we could buy a good property today." ［Kris］

"I see... That makes things easier." ［Marcel］

Marcel quickly discarded the lower-priced houses after hearing Kris' words. Since a "good" property would not be a cheap one. It was a good opportunity for the guild to make a profit while also building connections with Kris and Aria.

After a little bit of time, there were only a couple of folders left atop the table. The others were placed aside, only to be touched if Kris and Aria wished to. Now, it was time to choose their dream houseー or so how it should have been.

"Here are the houses above the hundred-thousand range. So... Lord Kris, Lady Aria, what kind of property would you like to purchase?" ［Marcel］

"Kuku... Kuhaha... Hahahaha! Is there even a need to question that?!" ［Kris］

But out of nowhere, Kris suddenly started laughing like a maniac. It was a laugh which Grey, Yuna, and of course, his lovely wife, Aria, could only feel a bad premonition from. It was the laugh of someone who was going to do something stupid.

"We'll take the most expensive one!" ［Kris］

And something stupid it was. He didn't even look at the documents a single bit. Kris suddenly announced such a thing, shocking everyone greatly. Well, rather than shock, a certain blonde elf's anger started to rise.

"Umm... Mister Krisー" ［Grey］

"Do you have any large houses, maybe a mansion?! I won't accept anything with less than three floors!" ［Kris］

"Umm... Misー" ［Grey］

"A large garden with a lot of flowers and a luxurious fountain would also be nice! A plentiful greenhouse would also do!" ［Kris］

"Uー" ［Grey］

"No, actually, include one with a training ground and a large bath! You know, the one with fountains and stuff, I want that!" ［Kris］

Seeing Aria's scary expression, Grey tried to warm Kris again and again, but it was to no avail. Kris just ignored everyone around him and just continued spouting a number of grand demands. He was already a lost cause.

As for the lovely wife, well... She was still smiling. But it was a smile which one could feel extreme terror from. Seeing that smile, Grey and Yuna could only pray for Kris' wellbeing, hoping he won'r get murdered by his own wife.

"Ah! I think a sauna woulー" ［Kris］

"Kris, Dear, can we talk for a minute, please?" ［Aria］

A cold chill ran down Kris' spines as soon as he heard Aria's words. It was then that he knew he f*cked up. He tried to ask Grey and Yuna for help using eye signals, but the two only responded with a smile, wishing him good luck.

For the second time of the day, Kris was made to kneel on the ground and receive Aria's loving lecture. It was like watching a mother scold her misbehaving child. A scene which others couldn't help but feel sorry for. Well, it was his own fault. He just needs to bear with the consequences.

"Sorry that you have to witness this, Guildmaster, Miss Mila. Mister Kris is just... Well, he's an idiot sometimes. I hope you get used to this." ［Grey］

"Ah, yes..." ［Marcel］

Neither Grey nor Yuna could really tell what is going on inside Kris' mind. There are times where he's an amazing genius, deserving of much praise. But there are also times where he's just a plain and simple idiot, just like what's currently happening.

The scolding took about half an hour, and in the meantime, the other four chatted amongst themselves over tea. They also discussed the commercialization of games Grey made. Thankfully, the negotiations will be settled at a later date.

"Sorry for the wait. Can we start with the purchasing now?" ［Aria］

"Of course. We'd be happy to!" ［Marcel］

The purchasing of properties continued and with Aria on the lead now, they were able to process things smoothly. Of course, Kris' opinion was also considered. He has straightened up considerably after a long scolding.

In the end, they settled with a property located at the lower border of the eastern, just a couple hundred meters away from Grey and Yuna's house, located in a more densely populated area than the former two's house.

As for its price, it was just a tad bit over Grey and Yuna's house. The house was about the same size, but the area was more spacious, having a large garden with a sizable and beautiful fountain in the front. Kris and Aria were very pleased after seeing the property in person.

Of course, the Guildmaster also added a discount to the price in order to build a connection with the two. It was a present they welcomed with open arms. After all, there was no harm in accepting it. It was just a gesture of good will.

"Hahaha, it's a pleasure doing business with you, Lord Kris, Lady Aria. I hope you enjoy your new home." ［Marcel］

"Don't worry. We'll enjoy it to the fullest." ［Kris］

"Yes. Thank you very much for the help, Guildmaster." ［Aria］

"Hahaha, there's no need. After all, I'm just a merchant doing business. You can come anytime if you need anything. I'll be glad to help." ［Marcel］

With their business at the Merchants' Guild, their next order of business is to buy the things needed for the house. Since they've seen the house, they could make a detailed plan on how to furnish it.

It was all thanks to Grey and Yuna's recommendation from their previous shopping spree that they were able to easily pick out the items that they wanted and not waste any time. They were able to buy everything for things in the living room up until the bedrooms. It was a productive morning.

"Alright, you guys ready?" ［Kris］

"Un! Ready when you are!" ［Yuna］

"Hahaha, that's the spirit! Then let's get this house decorated!" ［Kris］

Their spirits burning ablaze, the group of four headed inside the house and started the furnishing. Kris and Aria were assigned inside whilst Grey and Yuna helped out outdoors, dividing the work to themselves evenly.

Grasses were trimmed, flowers were planted, and windows were cleaned. As the work outside progressed, the interior was also starting to fill up with furniture. First, it was the entrance and next, the living room, soon after, it would be another room.

With their strength, moving furniture was an easy task, even the large living room only needed less than an hour to fully decorate. After the living room, the kitchen was next up where a number of cooking appliances were put down. Time after time, more and more things came to be.

Buying a house, buying furniture, appliances, and decorations, and then finally furnishing the house with those things, a process which could have taken about a week or so was completed in just a single day with the help of Grey and Yuna.

"Haah... That was quite tiring, wasn't it, Miss Aria?" ［Yuna］

"Fufufu, it was, but thanks to you and Grey, everything went smoothly and quickly. Thank you very much." ［Aria］

"Hehe, it's nothing!" ［Yuna］

A pinkish-red tint could be seen on Yuna's face as she responded to Aria. She was a little embarrassed, but also extremely happy at the same time. But well, Grey's pats and compliments were still the best.

"Miss Aria, I'm going to head to the kitchen and get a glass of water. Do you want me to get you some too?" ［Yuna］

"No, I'm fine. I just want to rest a little." ［Aria］

"Well, if you say so..." ［Yuna］

Leaving Aria on the couch, Yuna headed towards the kitchen. Seeing her skip her steps so energetically, a dreamy scene played inside Aria's mind. It was a scene which she wished her future to be like. She was daydreaming.

The more she thought about it, the brighter her expressions became to the point she couldn't hide her smile anymore. There was a strong surge of warmth, happiness, and excitement swirling in her heart as she stared into nothingness.

"A... Ria... Aria... Hello～! Merusia to Aria, you there～!" ［Kris］

"Ah, Kris?! How long have you been there?!" ［Aria］

"Hm? Did you just notice? I've been here for quite some time already." ［Kris］

"Really...? Sorry...." ［Aria］

Aria was so caught up in her daydream that she didn't even realize Kris was already there. Not that Kris minded it. He simply sat down beside her whilst patting her head gently. The same gentleness and warmth Grey gives to Yuna.

"So, what was my adorable wife thinking that you didn't notice me approaching? Is there something wrong?" ［Kris］

"No, there's nothing wrong... I was just imagining what our house would look like in the future. I imagined kids running here and there, jumping on the couches, playing with their toys, and calling out to us saying 'Mama' and 'Papa'. Just imagining it makes me... feel... hap... py..." ［Aria］

Aria's voice quieted down, her face flushed, and her heart racing wildly like that of a galloping stallion. She just realized what she just said and was now embarrassed. Kris was also in the same state as her, just slightly less red.

"Wow... Miss Aria, that's... Just wow..." ［Grey］

"Miss Aria, that's a wonderful dream!" ［Yuna］

"N-No! Please forget what you just heard! It's embarrassing!" ［Aria］

What made it worse was that she wasn't just alone with Kris. Coincidentally, Grey and Yuna arrived at that moment too, hearing each and every single juicy detail. They were amazed, just simply amazed.

"Aria, umm... How many...? I mean the kids... How many kids were running around the house...?" ［Kris］

That was the finishing blow. Aria's face had gone red to the point not even ripe apples nor tomatoes could compare. Her little blunder caused her to feel an embarrassment she never felt before, flustered as one can be.

"Kris! I hate you!" ［Aria］

"Eh?!" ［Kris］

Heavy footsteps echoed in the air as Aria quickly marched upstairs, heading towards the master bedroom and locking herself there. Of course, she didn't mean her words, she was just too embarrassed to face him at the moment. She was so embarrassed that she buried her face under a pillow.

Meanwhile, Kris, Grey, and Aria were left behind the leaving room, still puzzled about what just happened. A smile soon formed in Kris' face as he recalled Aria's adorable expressions. How he wished he could have taken the camera out for that moment.

CHAPTER 162 END