Yah know diary, I think these humans have really started to grow on me, I mean, they aren't as good in the sack as a dinosaur, but they have skills, and that's besides the point, what I really mean is that these little sacks of flesh, have a great propensity for giving me entertainment, I mean, first was the wars, and that was something new, I'd definitley never seen something as fun as that before, and then, turns out that you can turn the pretty rocks into usefull things which is just awesome, and, they have this thing called religion which is actually the best, it's really funny, because it means I can just show up, do something that would usually be boring, and they're chattering about if for millenia to come, and, I can do this thing where I just collectively confuse them on if something exists or not, like Atlantis, my personal vation home, or atleast that's what it is now. Oh and diary, they have this lovely imagination, I can take just one of them as sacrifice and then just keep them for an incredible amount of time compared to their actual lifespan, and they'll just entertain me for years with conversations, stories and screams, it's great.
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Oh diary, it's wonderfull, they started making the most wonderfull things, I've decided to call them "writings", it's so much fun, the only thing I need the sacrifices for now is the entertainment.
I think I might be slightly too excited about it though diary, I actually started interacting with some of the humans writing them and while it was quite interesting, I accidentally agreed to go back and meet them soon, which is a slight problem, because I have a slight habit of accidentally sleeping for thousands of years, so I've decided to stay up until I'm done talking to them.
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It was a mistake diary, they've convinced me to help them run this library in alexandria, I wasn't ready for this kind of responsibility, especially not after what I already did to these guys (I had them build loads of massive structures for me, some where of my cats, a few where kinda like triangles but with square bottoms others where pyramids(learnt the word just now haha), the pyramids actually line up with these three stars that I've decided are my favourite and look the prettiest), but yeah, I've decided to just get on with it and to try and make the best of it.
I've run it for hundreds of years now diary, and now this prick called ceaser comes along and burns a fuckton of it, I am gonna fuckin murder this kid, I am going to make this little upstart a fucking emperor, and then I'm going to rip it all away from him, with his closest advisors and friends as the instrument. And then I am going to rip his precious ideals from the empire that he so loved around his rotting corpse in the slowest and most brutal way, by being a nice little fucker who will soon be crucified. And then, as I slowly erode it's majesty, I am going to destroy it, his punishment will last a thousand years, and it will be exacted upon the thing that gave him what he loved most, his precious empire.
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I'm having loads of fun diary, and I love you, but this is where we part ways for now, I've had alot of fun writing in you and clearing my thoughts, but it's been pointed out to me that it might be slightly more fun to live in the moment and actually trying to learn something that requires actual physical effort, so this is goodbye for now, I would say that I hope to see you again in the future, but if I do, then I will have started to crack, again.