Grand priest: you fools you had one job and you mess it up so badly, how hard can it be to summon someone to take up the task of hero
Mages 1: um sir I don’t think we messed up the summoning
Grand priest: then where is the hero, I’m sure there isn’t any hero in front of me
Mage 2: well sir I think we may have summoned him at different location than intended
Grand priest: what!! then where is he
Mage 1:um sir according to our calculations he is in the whispering forest
Grand priest:…………
mage 2: sir is everything ok
Grand priest: YOU IDIOTS!!!! do you know how much preparation it takes for the hero summoning and you people sent him to his death
Mage 3: well sir he’s the hero after all maybe he can survi……
Grand priest: fool hero or not any unprepared person that goes into the whispering forest is seeking death
Mage 1:…………………………
Mage 2:………………………
Mage 3:……………………….
Grand priest :*SIGH* ( I’m surrounded by idiots how am I going to break the news to the king that we kill the hero as soon has he arrived unless )
Grand priest: listen you fools no one can hear about this
Mage: but sir that would be lyin……..
Grand priest: QUIET!!! Do you think we can tell the king that we failed because we sent the hero to the wrong location and end up getting him killed the people’s faith in the church would be ruined if this gets out is that what you want ?
Mage 1: no sir
Grand priest: now this is what we will tell the king we will tell him that we received a premonition right has the summoning was about to begin and it was a warning from the goddess that it is not the right time to summon the hero and that she said we should propone the summoning for three more months that should be enough time to prepare for another summoning do I make myself clear
Mage 1:……………
Mage 2:………….. ‘
Mage 3:………………
Grand priest: I SAID DO I MAKE MYSELF CLEAR!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mage in unison: YES SIR
Grand priest : good now let’s report to the king
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Xyrus : man my head hurts uh? The hell
I look around me but it seems im completely surrounded by trees and to make things worst these trees are extremely creepy looking I swear these trees look like they are smiling at me and what’s with this weird fog it’s like some lame 90’s horror movie
Xyrus: ah that’s right that screaming woman hit into me I must have hit my head and fell unconscious , yep I must be dreaming of course that is the most reasonable explanation of course its not like that beam of light sent me somewhere else right?
Xyrus: wait of course I’m not dreaming I wouldn’t feel a headache if I was dreaming
*RUSTLE RUSTLE*
Huh it seems something is in the nearby bush
Well I better get out of here there is no way that that is anything good I turn around and get ready to leave when
??:meow
huh? I turn around and I have to admit I’m quite surprised at what im looking at small furry paws cute little whiskers a long kinda bushy tail yep its definitely a cat but there is something strange about this what the hell is a cute little cat doing in a creepy little forest like this
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I quickly turn around and run for my life I mean come a cute little cat in a creepy forest only and idiot would stay around and look at that seen besides everyone knows that cats are pure evil
As I was running I keep hearing the same meows behind me getting close and closer yep this cat is definitely chasing me I take I quick look behind me and I swear that cat is giving me a creep smile and I just notice I’m running as fast as I can yet the cat is walking and is still catching up to me
Xyrus: (how the hell is it this fast)
I quickly bent down picked up a stone and threw it with all my strength towards the cat and end up hitting it right on it leg it seems that did some damage since it stopped walking I turn around and start running again to take advantage of this and get some distance when suddenly
Creepy cat : RAWR!!
The hell was that something tells me I shouldn’t stop and keep running but my curiosity got the better of me as I turn around and look I was surprised
Xyrus: the hell is that!!!
The cute little can was changing at a rapid pace it was growing bigger it claws was getting taller it back hunched and the most noticeable thing was its eyes there were about six now all over its face the cute little cat now looks like a mutated lion with the the height of a bear standing up
Xyrus : I see so it transformed kekekhahaha
Ah you must be wondering why I’m laughing now well no matter how I see it I’m definitely going to die now so why not laugh and accept it speaking of which why am I not scared right now?
While im in deep in thought the mutated lion charges at me even though I accept the fact that I’m about to die
Xyrus : do you really think I’m going to go down without a fight
I clenched my feet and get ready to fight till I eventually die when suddenly
???: RAWR!!!!
Another roar came out but it was not from the mutated lion or me suddenly trees start to fall over like they are making a path for something a huge shadow came over me and when look up I see a snake the only problem is this snake his huge it makes the mutated lion and me look like little ants
*SWISH*
I look around to see the mutated lion take off at an unimaginable speed it seems it sensed it was no match for the snake and as getting ready to flee
Xyrus: (was I really trying to fight this thing with that speed it could take me out so easily)
*SMACK*
But even with all that speed that snake squashed it with its tail easily well I could think of a hundred better ways to die than that but I feel no pity after all I’m sure the mutated lion was about to do the same to me after all
Well I guess it’s a waste of time to try and run now I wonder maybe the snake hasn’t noticed me I could stay still and wait till it’s gone and try to sneak away but when I look up I see the snake looking directly at me with a smile on its face could snake make expressions like that ? what the hell is wrong with these animals?
Xyrus: well as I said before to the mutated lion do you really think I’m going to go down without a fight