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Still no Jerky

In a inn filled with people. Some were dressed nice, others not so nice. The room had dark brown wooden walls, possibly oak. (Don't know jack bout wood boii) As well as wooden seats and tables. There was a counter, possibly a bar.

After looking around he found a perfect place to take a seat.

He decided to pick a seat near a window, awaiting the waiter he did what every other person would do. He was watching the enviroment outside the window. Serene, he'd describe it as.

Eventually the waiter did come, the waiter offered a menu from which our boii picked 3 slices of jerky as well as cold water. The waiter agreed to the slices of jerky, but did however say, "Sorry, It's practically impossible to get cold water nowadays, would you like to pick something else?"

He decided to order piss water instead, very refreshing.

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The food arrived after a while, and as he was eating the doors to the inn burst open. In came a well dressed young mang with a squad of guards, as well as a jade like woman, her pale skin was so white you'd think of a scream mask, her red lips, similar to blood. However the was one giant flaw? She had a moustache, a very thick one.

The group decided to approach our boii, the well dressed man ordered one of the guards to force our boii out of there, the guard said, "Ayy wez sorreh but mastah said u gotz 2 go".

Our boii sat and ignored them, this made the well dressed man angry, so he shouted, "Eyes that can't see Mt.Tai!!!"

The group made other remarks such as, "Oi you pissy wanker, get the fuck out of my seat"

Our boii was still quiet. The guards proceeded to grab our boii and throw him out of the in. Sadly they didn't even give him his slices of jerky.

turns out he's a mute, the end.

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