Krill: Hello and welcome, this is Newspage and I am your host, Krill.

Cookie: And I’m cookie!

Krill: Unfortunately, there isn’t any news this week because nothing particularly newsworthy occurred, however, this is the perfect time for us to begin our public outreach program! If any of you have a story to share or think something should be discussed in the magazine, drop a comment under this chapter.

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Cookie: Gimme cookies too!

Krill: That’s all for this week, I’m Krill.

Cookie: And I’m cookie.

Krill: And this was Newspage.