hello! sorry about the amount of time i’ve missed, i had an inhuman amount of things to do. anyways, i’ve decided to change ‘extremely high stat growth rate’ to ‘extremely high growth rate.’ The poll from the previous chapter was not going to change the social standing, i was just curious. please enjoy the info dump!

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V1

Beginnings

chapter 2

‘nine months of prison. wonder how i will survive?’ - me

‘yes’ - me

‘woah. let's not do that again. ever.’ - me

i come out of the womb, covered in blood and crap like that. it really feels disgusting. i open my eyes and see a old lady that look like some sort of horror story villain holding me, and recognize her as a midwife.(thank god for knowledge!)

‘might as well.’ - me

“waaagh!” - me

“Madame, the child has woken up” - ?

“hand him to me” - mother

‘oh god. breast feeding’ - me

‘MOTHERFUCKING yes!’

‘three months’ - me

i have teeth now, can walk and speak. thank god for that high growth rate i chose!

it seems that i am part of the hoggormurinn clan. we are of medium nobility. my full name is Barn Hoggormurinn. humans can check their abilities through a status screen. when i checked mine, it showed everything at 30. i have no idea if that is weak or not, but it is probably high for a child. when i first started speaking, the maid watching me almost fainted in shock, and i had to convince them i was not possessed. their faces were priceless when i then walked to the kitchen and grabbed an apple after moving a chair.

<52 months later> (i don’t want to bore anyone with the time in between)

today i am going to the sixth birthday of the third princess.  at my insistence, i have been learning my five magics after being tested, in order to be able to master my regicide and deicide magic easier. i have already mastered mind and am halfway through light. according to my tutor, i am an irregular student as i create my own spells, and do not learn it from tomes and teachers like normal people. light seems to include healing and purity. so, i have already created a mass heal, superheal, and resurrection (practiced on squirrels found in the garden). mind magic is pretty interesting. you can manipulate an enemy into killing their allies, or taking an arrow for you. you can also overload their brain and kill them or knock them out.

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the party was a three day event, the first being a ball, the second being a banquet, the third being a socialization time for the children. the first day was pretty boring, as i was the only one able to dance out of those my age. the second was fun, as there were so many different kinds of food. there were all sorts of pseudo-modern food, and they all tasted great! i now need to sleep, as tomorrow we need to be awake, as our parents are leaving us with the servants and guards in order to go to the annual meeting of the kingdom.

i wake up feeling refreshed.”sleep is truly a luxury!” - me

*knock...knock...knock*

“come in” - me

“young lord, please let me dress you and bring you to the hall.” - servant

i get dressed while he helps me put everything on.  this will probably take a while to get used to, all the servants doing anything possible for me. they would probably eat for me if they could as well.

after i get to the hall, i see that there are already groups being formed. you have the upper tier snobs. they are going to be elitist bastards who will hurt their own citizens. there is no way i will be joining those asswipes. the rest of the kids at the party are kind of dispersed, a few talking here and there. the others at this party seem to not realize it is the princess's birthday, not a social gathering. so i decide to do what we do on earth. greet the person the party was thrown for.

“Hello, your highness”- me

she looks at me as if she is panicked. who would panic on their birthday?

“erm… hello.” - princess

“i’m Bairn. nice to meet you.” - me

“Asta.” - princess Asta

“mmhm… i can see that the name suits you very well.” - me

‘what did i do wrong? she walked away! maybe she was embarrassed?’ *smirk*

*BANG*

‘what the hell?’ - me

“hello boys and girls!” - asshole #1

“we are not here for your money, we are here for your parents’ money. so, if you would all sit in a circle, we won’t need to kill any of you” - ashole #2

Fuck me.