Chapter 29: No, El!
“Lucas!”
“Ah, if it isn’t the sexy hot Demon Queen. A pleasure to meet you~!”
“Eh?”
After some time, Eu managed to snap out of her fear and came looking for Lucas. It was unknown whether she was worried or was simply curious about what had happened.
However, the moment she arrived, she was met with Lucas who was wearing a strange mask. And for some reason, this Lucas acted very perverted and as if he was meeting her for the first time.
“What...no, who are you!?”
“Ai! The strange intuition of women! Now I know Lucas had only met you for a brief moment but to think that you already know him so well! My my my~! What is it with women and idiotic men?”
Jester laughed and waved his hands around exaggeratedly.
“Shut it! How long are you going to stay in Lucas’ body! Quickly get him back!”
“Ooh, two queens, ganging up on me~!...I feel strangely aroused~”
“...”
El shut her mouth, feeling disgusted and annoyed the more she talked with Jester.
“Well, don’t worry Your Hignesses~! Lucas will be back shortly~ Until then...I’ll be having some fun with his body~!”
“What are you-!?”
Eu was about to ask when Jester suddenly disappeared in front of her.
While Eu was still confused, Jester reappeared a few distance away and used stealth as he quickly dashed towards the mountain top where the ‘gate’ was supposed to be.
Seeing this, El asked in shock.
“Y-you...don’t tell me you’re going to...”
“What? Go to another world and slaughter my way in? Nice deduction Sherlock!”
“This is insane!”
“No no no no my dear~ What this is, is a world full of EXP~!”
Inside Lucas’ [World Home]. El’s face paled quite a lot just hearing Jester’s true but very insane statement.
Jester didn’t mind her anymore and found the gate.
At the top of the mountain, a shallow cave was there. Instead of finding the cave’s inside as a hollow one, what he found was that the mouth of the cave was glowing mysteriously and at the center, was a swirling black hole.
It didn’t look safe to travel at all…
“...Well, into the rabbit hole we go Alice~”
“What was that pause just now!? You totally know that this isn’t safe at all! Why are you still going in!!!???”
El retorted but Jester ignored her and jumped into the black hole.
Immediately after passing through, Jester felt dizzy and his body warped and distorted.
Soon, he regained his senses and found himself in a different place.
“Woah! That’s going to be a special kind of hangover!”
“...”
“What? Didn’t watch the Flash?”
“...”
El stopped retorting as she thought how ridiculous it is to make a tsukkomi every single time this guy makes unnecessary references.
Jester just shrugged and focused on the windows that popped up.
You have been sent to a different world: Lyroas!
A world of demons and considered to be at the very center of the demon worlds!
You have received an A rank quest: [Demon Elimination I: Destroy the Gate]!
You have found the center world of the demons! But before scouting ahead, you must first destroy the gate linking Lyroas to the world of Sennerth!
Reward: +5000 Fame, ???
Congratulations!
You have gained the title: World Traveler!
You have successfully traveled to five different worlds and is now considered a pioneer of world traveling!
Fame: +10 000
Space: +50
Jester clicked his tongue as he read the windows.
“Damn, I got a lot of things, but in the end, it’s only that idiot Lucas who gains everything without doing anything. Hm?”
At this time, he finally noticed the many demons surrounding him.
“A human!”
“It’s the human!”
“The Countess has failed!”
“Quickly report to the Count! Countess Rhea has been killed!”
“Hey hey hey! Why are you all assuming that she’s already dead?”
Hearing their chatter, Jester couldn’t help but ask in amusement.
The demons blinked in confusion.
“But...you’re here.”
“Yeah, if the Countess is alive, she wouldn’t let you pass through the gate!”
“Speak! Human! Where is our Countess!?”
The demons shouted.
“Just to be clear here. This Countess of yours, are you talking about that sexy hot demoness with the 40-24-39 measurement?”
Jester asked, only to be met with silence. He thought they didn’t get him so he continued.
“Golden hair, curly horns, sadistic eyes, great thighs, sexy lips, inverted nipples, mole on her right butt cheek? No? Well then, that’s all good~ Your Countess is alive and I have no idea where or who she is!”
The demons were still quiet but it only lasted for a few seconds until they suddenly erupted again.
“That’s our Countess!”
“Bastard! What did you do to her!?”
“If you lay your finger on her thighs, I swear that I will cut off all your fingers and keep them in a jar!”
“Fuck! You’re not worth to be looked upon our Countess' eyes! I want to be looked down by her too!”
“40-24-39! Is this true!? Please tell me these measurements are true!”
“Inverted nipples! How did you know our Countess has it!? Damn! I want to see it too!”
“To think that the Countess had a mole on her butt...that somehow makes me feel aroused!”
“...”
At the beginning, the demons were shouting at Jester since they thought their Countess was met with danger.
After a while though, some demons revealed their inner desires and shouted along with the others, causing the others to quiet down in shock.
In Jester’s head, another war was brewing.
“Pervert! Pervert! Pervert! Lucas you pervert!!!”
“Hey, that’s rude~ I’m not Lucas...Well, technically I am but I’m not!”
“I don’t believe you! Pervert! Perverted Lucas!!!”
El constantly screamed in his head causing him to have a severe headache.
“Ugh, I have to say, I admire that idiot to actually able to fall in love with this noisy girl...”
“F-f-f-fall in love you say!? T-that wouldn't make me forgive you, you know!?”
“...”
Jester decided that it’s better to ignore the tsundere queen in his head and ask the demons again.
“So she is your Countess?”
“That’s right! What have you done to her!?”
“Oh, I killed her. Pulverized her to dust and all that. Hahahaha!”
“You bastard! So you did kill her!”
The demons become united again and charged in anger.
Jester laughed and controlled the earth beneath, creating a staff and taking it in his hands.
He raised the staff up high with his two hands then smashed its bottom back to the ground.
“You! Shall! Not! Pass!”
The earth shook upon the impact as Jester manipulated the earth again to create earthen spikes surrounding him.
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Instantly, the demons at the front were skewered and the ones at the back were pushed back a little.
“Woosh!”
Jester mouthed off a sound effect and swung the earthen staff in a circular fashion.
Suddenly, a circular wind blade formed around him and shot off at his surrounding, directly splitting the remaining demons in half.
You have leveled up!
“Whoop! Another level up!”
Jester clapped as he celebrated by himself.
He then looked around and focused on the corpses.
“Oh my~ Look at all these corpses! It’s a waste to leave them behind just like this~”
“You...you’re not planning on taking them for parts right?”
El asked dubiously.
“You’re reading too much novels~ Who’d want to chop off some demon corpses to make some weird weapon?”
“Says the weird guy who kept referencing other fictions!”
“Oh, you’re right! Maybe I should do that!”
“...”
“Joking~ I’m planning something else~ Kukukukuhahahahahahahaha!”
Jester laughed like a villain and arranged the corpses on the ground.
On the ground, the corpses formed into a face mask similar to his own mask.
“There! I bet that will piss someone off!”
“...”
Satisfied, he nodded and stretched his two hands close to each other in front of him as if he was holding an invisible ball.
“Hm hm hmhmmmm~ Tick tock~ Tickity tock~”
A surge of spirit power was released from his hands and formed circles between his hands.
The circles stacked and overlapped, creating an orb of spirit power.
Spirit: +100
“Y-you...”
“Shhh, don’t spoil~ This is a surprise~!”
El shuddered upon seeing the orb of spirit power as she got an inkling of what it was.
Inwardly, she was wondering just how was it possible for this guy to be able to know how to make it! This was simply too shocking!
While El was still shocked, Jester finished and let the orb of spirit power in his hands float just in front of the gate.
“Well then, let’s head back~”
Jester hummed as he hopped back in the gate, reappearing back in [Sennerth].
“Now, we should get going before-”
*Boom*
“Boom? That was a bit too early but...I was expecting more of a KABOOM!!! Oh well, whichever is fine right?”
Jester turned around in confusion but after seeing the gate still intact, he was even more confused.
“Wait, if that’s not my kaboom, then whose boom is that?”
“Human! You will pay for what you have done!”
“Ah, those guys did mention some Count or something. Hello~ Are you Count Dracula perhaps!?”
The explosion earlier was actually the Demon Count appearing and releasing his power to pressure Jester.
But that kind of thing only works on someone with a weak mind. Naturally, it didn’t work on Jester at all so he didn’t notice it.
Annoyed, the Demon Count shouted at him, thus revealing himself.
“Enough! Die!”
*KABOOM!!!*
You have completed the A rank quest: [Demon Elimination I: Destroy the Gate]!
Reward: +5000 Fame, Holy +100
“Aha! See! I was rig-!!!”
Jester laughed at the explosion but was swept away by the shockwave that came out from the gate along with the Demon Count.
The Demon Count staggered in midair and looked at the disappearing gate in front of him.
“Wh-what did you do!?”
“Oh, I planted an exploding spirit formation array on my way out just now. Which means~”
Jester fished out his [World Key] and waved it in front of the Demon Count.
“Your only ticket back home is with me~”
“Heh, what makes you think I can’t kill you?”
“Plot armor!”
…
“Enough with the jokes! I, the Demon Count Erzech, will skin you alive!”
“Uwaa~ What a totally unnecessary naming by the author!”
…
“[Void Explosion]!”
Erzech swung his hand and an unknown energy shot out from it.
The energy stopped in front of Jester and suddenly erupted!
Jester [Blinked] a few distance away but was nevertheless hit by the explosion.
“Gah-!?”
“Lucas!”
El shouted in worry as red blood trickled down from Jester’s mask.
It’s unknown when El had already started treating Jester as Lucas, but Jester didn’t have the time to retort that.
He gritted his teeth and opened up his palm.
Spirit power and Qi mixed on his palm as Jester [Blinked] towards Erzech.
[Implosion Palm]!
Thinking of combining the three techniques, Jester shot his palm at Erzech’s chest but was met with Erzech’s cold snort.
“Hmph!”
Unknown energy exploded from within Erzech and sent a shockwave that blasted Jester away.
“Agh-!”
Jester coughed up some blood again as he staggered by the mountain side.
“Ah...ahaha...fuck. This guy's too powerful huh? [Dragon’s Wrath] is already starting to fade...I don’t have much time...”
“What!? You mean, Lucas’ mind will take control again!?”
“Hey, I don’t like more than you do. If that idiot faces him...then we’re bound to die!”
El’s face paled again as she thought of the possible outcomes.
She gritted her teeth, seemingly hesitating on something.
Jester didn’t notice it and faced Erzech again.
“Well...angry aren’t you? Is it because I told everyone you're wifey’s three sizes? Or maybe it’s that she has an inverted nipple? Or perhaps it’s the mole on her butt cheek?”
“You bastard! Die!”
Erzech became infuriated again and charged towards Jester with both hands in front of him, seemingly wanting to grab Jester by the neck and twist it off!
Jester smiled as Erzech neared.
*Boom*
Dust filled the surroundings upon Erzech’s impact to the mountain. Suddenly, a calm voice drifted in the dust clouds.
“Missed me~ Missed me~”
“Hmph! Nothing but tricks!”
Erzech snorted again and a mysterious energy once again exploded from within him which blew the dust cloud.
When the dust was lifted Jester appeared behind Erzech’s back and was about to strike his palm on Erzech.
*Boom*
However, Erzech was already prepared for him and swung his fist to punch Jester in the stomach.
Jester was blown away and landed on the forest beneath.
“Aaah...fuck!”
He coughed out more blood and struggled to lift himself up.
The mask on his face had already cracked, revealing Lucas’ face.
“Lucas!”
“Sorry about that...I can’t hold out anymore...tell Lucas...use...the key...”
Like that, the Rage stat had subsided and returned to 0 again. Along with it, Jester’s voice faded.
+ + +
Ughh...what’s with this...headache?
Ah! That’s right! I used [Dragon’s Wrath] again!
Which means, is it already over?
I opened my eyes thinking like so. However, what greeted me was an unknown man with an angry face!
“W-wha!?”
What happened!? Don’t tell me I still haven’t won even after using [Dragon’s Wrath]!?
But where’s that demoness from before? Who is this man?
“Lucas!”
“E-El!? What happened!? What’s happening!?”
Hearing El’s voice, I felt relieved.
“There’s no time to explain! Quickly use your key to head back to [Earth]!”
El’s frantic voice rang in my head.
“But...[Sennerth]...I can’t just abandon it!”
“You’ll die right now if you don’t!”
“DIE!!!”
Everything’s happening so fast. I felt confused and didn’t know what to do at all.
I didn’t even have the time to use the key when the man suddenly charged towards me with his demonic hands forward.
I closed my eyes instinctively.
However, a few seconds passed by, I still didn’t feel anything similar to getting hurt...what happened?
Slowly, I opened my eyes to look at the situation.
...Eh? Is that my body? Eh??? Did my spirit just float out of my body!? Am I dead!?
No, wait, my body wasn’t blown away...this…
“What’s happening!?”
“...I took over your body.”
“El!?”
It can’t be...El’s using my body!? She can do that!?
But...why does it feel like it’s something she didn’t want to do?
...I have a really bad feeling.
My body, El, moved and caught the demonic hands of the man.
“W-what!? This power!?”
“Surprised? You should be...you should be honored. I’ll let you feel the might of the Blood Sovereign!”
What...is El saying?
...No...Don’t tell me...she already got her memories back!?
But...but why didn’t she say anything?
...No...the quest still didn’t get completed...her memories are still not complete...but how come she never said anything about this?
El’s eyes become red and a dark red dot appeared on my body’s forehead. A mysterious blood red energy began to flow on that dot, seemingly about to release something powerful.
“Lucas...”
“El!? What...what’s happening!? El!”
Hearing El suddenly talk to me, my heart felt it was gripped by a hand.
“Lucas, I just want to tell you, whatever happens after this...don’t blame yourself.”
“El! Why are you talking like this!? Don’t scare me!”
“You are very powerful. Your potential is greater than anyone else I’ve seen...that’s why...believe in yourself...Lucas...stay strong.”
“El! Stop! Stop speaking! You can tell me all about it later!”
“Lucas...I love you.”
“No, El!”
Status
Name
Lucas
Level
26
Race
Human - Dragon
Gender
Male
Class
Wanderer
12
Stamina
17800
Mana
19600
Qi
100000000000
Spirit
2000
Cultivation
Peak Martial Emperor
STR
196
INT
264
SPD
195
DEX
193
VIT
192
LUK
300
Fire
70
Earth
61
Water
240
Wind
55
Light
282
Dark
79
Ice
12
Lightning
12
Holy
272
Space
216
Evil
50
Fame
45000
Rage
0
Charm
250
Titles
Light Hero of Darkness
Playboy King
The Joker
World Traveler
Sealed
Elena Shenxue