Parental Lock (LOL)

If I remember correctly we left our protagonist in the void... After an unimaginably long time ,went crazy, and during their fit of insanity developed abilities and power that are beyond all comprehension. A few of these abilities you already know... If u actually went and read from the beginning of the series... Anyways Pai's last known location, was with a little girl and revived her, before her untimely death at the hands of an "evil" Minotaur with a massive battle axe, this "evil" creature was sentence to oblivion when Pai entered this new world.

Pai is awesome. Pai is unlife. Pai is now on parental lock due to joining with an underaged individual. All moral compasses are on lock down until the individual is old enough, for how long? I dun care. So suffer. Muahahahahahaaaaa!

(Probably not long at all with how this story usually goes.)

Warning: possibly lots of adult content... If u don't understand your probably not old enough to be reading this sooo.... @%#¥ off.

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Elixia pov

'How do I get home? I need to water my rubles!'

[head throbs, blacks out, collapse, twitching on the ground]

Limbs start flailing around wildly... Slowly coming to a rest...

Screaming... Emotional outbursts, profanity... Then silence...

{all body functions check}

{Beginning auto mapping sequence}

{memory map complete}

{Starting up host}

{mini-map & GPS sequence downloaded}

{hosts control returning one}

{5}

{4}

{3}

{2}

{1}

ugh... My head hurts... Wah?

(Sees glowing trail of foot prints)

What?

{home}

I can get home now?

{yes}

Thanks... What's ur name? I'm elixia by the way. (Starts to walk home)

{I am Pai}

Cool. Like where are you Pai?

{on you} (Pai moves down her arm so she could see)

Oh! Are you a slime?

{I am Pai}

Ok? So where did you come from Pai?

{dark empty place}

Ok... (Small village comes into view)

Oh we're almost home. Yeah! (She begins to run, that soon leads into full on sprinting.)

(A small trail of dust billows up behind her as she gets closer to the village)

Ugh... (Comes to a stop outside a small shop) why did I run? Sigh... Time to talk to mother and explain my displeasure at being left to depend on myself in such a dangerous place...

(The glowing footsteps lead into the shop)

Let's go Pai.

{ok}

(As she walks in she looks around, she goes around a corner and looks out the back door...)

Where's mother?

{you asked for home... Not your not mother}

Riiight... Can you show me where mother is?

{no}

Why not?

{You don't have any memories of where she went, even if your mother referred to some place to you I do not have any information besides stuff you already know}

So your like um...uh... Never mind. >.<

{Maybe your mother might know...}

She's not here. It's kinda strange. Usually I could find mother even if she left the village and wandered off... Like when I want mother I close my eyes and walk off somewhere while calling out "mommy!!" Really loudly.

{then y don't u try...}

It won't work in my new state of mind...

{then u need to be in your original state of mind before I joined u?}

Yes... Can you do that?

{one moment}

(Pain, agony, fade out, a minute passes, mind fades back in)

{find mother}

Who?

{your mother}

What's a mother?

{a mother is the lady that takes care of you}

(Sudden realization)

Mommy!!! (Becomes frantically worried about where's mommy)

The tale has been illicitly lifted; should you spot it on Amazon, report the violation.

(Cries, screams at glass breaking levels, the ground rumbles, the air distorts, the building explodes away from her)

Mommmmy!!!!!

Waaa!! (Runs off in seemingly random direction)

*********** (sometime later)*********

Mommy pov

Yes, oh yea, uhn uh. Come on. Almost there... YES!!!!

(Relaxes down on partner)

(Ground shakes a bit)

Huh?

(Ground shaking stops for 5 sec)

(Deafening roar of "Mommy")

What the fuck!?! (Gets up and looks out window)

A dust storm is coming?

*Mommy!!!! (Small figure becomes visible in the dust storm)

Elixia?!? What in the name of alburn is she doing in that storm! (Ground shakes, stumbles, latches on to window sill)

If she makes it to the forest Sarah she should be safe since this forest disperses all natural.... (After she enters forest the trees explode outwards, a trail of destruction is heading towards them) Oh Goddess!!!

We need to get dressed now.

**don't you mean get the hell out of here?!

She's coming for me. Like always.

**Except she's now a little ball of destruction!

That just means she did her part and gots a partner...(undergarments on) How she got such a strong bond with one is beyond me...(civilian clothes on) Probably just spawned and scared like she is...(leather armor and boots on)

Time to calm her down... Before the kingdom spots her...

**to late I see armed men following her.

Damn (jumps out window)

Elixia!!!! (Roars)

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Elixia's pov

*("Elixia!!")

Mommy!?!

*Elixia!!

Mommy!! (The storm calms down a bit, eyes rubbed red, snot and tears flowing like a river, trail of destruction and armored men in pursuit?)

*Elixia! (Standing quite a bit away from the inn, arms open in a welcoming kind of way.)

Mommy! (15 yards away, jumps, flies, tackles, storm dies immediately)

*omph... (Taken down)

Mommy! (Intensely grabs and squeezes)

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Mommy's pov

Elixia... Argh... Stop squeezing me... So strong... Help...(passes out)

{applying shock}

ahhhh... Hah.. Hah.. Stop .. It (karate chop hard to head of Elixia)

*Oweee... (Lets go of mommy)

(Quickly gets out from under and then away from daughter)

(Was about to rage when a throwing spears flies towards them)

(She hears a new voice say)

{projectile detected-auto defense mechanism activating}

(The air distorts around the spear visibly comes to a halt, it's just floating)

{returning fire}

(spear swivels around and launches itself, it disappears, a man screams)

(The men in the distance stop before throwing their own weapons, and slowly lower them into there earlier position)

(The largest of these warriors approaches, with spear in hand)

{hostility... Unclear... Preparing auto defense mechanism}

(The air distorts around elixia)

The warrior notices the distortion, then looks down at his weapon, and sheaths it.

The other warriors also sheath their own weapons.

{hostility lowering... Position of confrontation unclear - auto defense mechanism going into standby mode}

(The distortion fades away , but an unnatural stillness remains)

(The warrior once again approaches)

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I'm stopping since I got only 10% of my battery on my phone, so I'll post the rest later.

C