Chapter 21: Weird Morning

[Narrator]: Early the next morning…

*knock* *knock* *knock*

[Baku Cree]: *Tired* Ugghh... Wh-what the hell...? It's so freakin' early…

*Baku opens the door after lazily rolling out of his giant, soft and warm bed.

[Butlers and Maids]: *in unison* *cheeringly* Good morning, master Baku! It's time to get ready for school!

[Baku Cree]: *Angrily Shouting* YOU DUMBASSES! WHY IN THE WORLD ARE YOU GUYS WAKING ME UP WHEN SCHOOL DOESN'T START FOR ANOTHER FOUR HOURS!

[Butlers and Maids]: *in unison* But, milord! The young masters must begin preparing for their days at an early time so they may be fully ready for absolute productivity!

[Baku Cree]: *Angrily Shouting* I DON'T GIVE A CRAP! GO AWAY AND DON'T COME BACK!

*Baku slams the door and crawls back into bed. The spot he left was still there as he snuggled in the exact position he fell asleep in. However...

*rhythmic knocking*

[Baku Cree]: *Angrily Shouting* OH MY GODDESS! YOU CAN'T BE SERIOUS! IT'S FOUR IN THE MORNING, AND I BARELY GOT ANY SLEEP DEALING WITH ALL OF YOUR ROYAL BULLSHIT LAST NIGHT! HOW ARE YOU PEOPLE EVEN AWAKE RIGHT NOW!? I GUESS IT JUST COMES DOWN TO YOU NOT BEING HUMANS, HOWEVER INSTEAD JUST A BUNCH OF LIFELESS, MECHANICAL -- RRRO- LY CRAP!?

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*Upon swinging the door open, Baku comes face-to-face with the beautiful Princess Savannah Amethyst Cree and is immediately frozen by her elegance. She was already dressed in her royal uniform attire of a white and black vest and skirt held together by belts and buckles. Her long black hair that flowed down the length of her back was already done as well, probably done to perfection by an extremely patient and delicate maid. Her posture was perfect as she stood up straight, proudly allowing her chest to reaffirm there... Greatness... The Princess was all dolled up and ready for the day. Where as, Baku who was still in his royal pajamas, thought he was still in a dream.

[Princess Savannah]: *Smiling* Good morning, master Baku! I trust you had an excellent rest last night?

[Baku Cree]: *Embarrassed* *Nervous* I-I-I... Uh-luhh... Huh!?

*Nicolatrice opens the door to her bedroom. She was in her royal pajamas as well.

[Nicolatrice Cree]: *Tiredly* Baku... It's like four in the morning... Why are you yelling, sweetie? *Surprised* O-Oh my Goddess, the Princess! Um, good morning, milady. You're looking especially great today!

[Princess Savannah]: *Smiling* Good morning, mistress Nicolatrice! I'm feeling absolutely wonderful this morning! I hope you both are ready for breakfast! The chefs prepared something that smells delicious!

[Nicolatrice Cree]: Oh, that actually sounds rather pleasant!

[Princess Savannah]: *Smiling* Excellent! If you both will be joining us this morning, I recommend that you appear washed and properly dressed. The king doesn't like when members of the royal family aren't correctly presented in the dining hall.

[Butlers and Maids]: *in unison* Master Baku! Are you ready for your bath now?

[Baku Cree]: *Embarrassed* GO AWAY!