"Whatever you do, don't stop reading. not till the end...or you won't know, you won't know how to finish it." This story will be weird, it will be strange. Look for the obvious and hope you can finish what I've started because if you're reading I've probably fucked it up and...yeah it's now your problem. ----TLDR---- Updates will random, since will only update when drinking although if i get enough people poking me might make it more regular