The world as we know it is already gone, nuclear war has ravaged this planet’s surface and left nothing but sand and ruins.

“Helga-dono, I believe that man is our target.”

“Huh? Where?”

“Uhmmm… Right in front of you”

“Oh… Thought that was the sun right there. I mean, who the hell decides to be bald in the middle of a desert?”

“Perhaps it may be the people who can’t grow hair Helga-dono”

“Like people who can’t grow hard huh? Pfft…”

“I have no say in that matter”

“Oh come on Maya, loosen up a bit, crack a joke or two”

“Then.. I guess our target must feel DAZZLING right now”

“……….”

“………..”

(wind blowing sfx)

Maya suddenly unsheathes her sword and points it at Helga’s neck

“Forget everything today”

“Remind me to plug my ears before you crack another joke Maya”

The two people talking were Helga and Maya workers specializing in assassination and disposal contracts hence the nickname “contractors”. Helga was this tall western chick with long blonde hair, thicc chests that we all know and love, a rag that covers her right eye and always wear a poncho that she believes raises her camo rating, equipped with a bolt action sniper rifle, specializes in long range combat. Maya was your typical far eastern loli, her long beautiful black hair tied back in a ponytail, her chest as flat as a prairie, wearing traditional eastern cloting, equips herself with two swords with one serving as backup and specializes in close quarter combat.

“Helga-dono..”

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“..yeah?”

“I feel like I was just insulted right now and I am quite irritated right now”

“Must be your imagination dear, no one else is here except us”

“……”

After a few minutes of watching the target Helga tells Maya that its time to move.

They saw their target enter an abandoned old warehouse and followed him there. Upon entering they saw no trace of their target, no shadow, no scent, no nothing.

(Helga’s comment: “no scent”? What are we? Dogs?)

“This looks kinda sketchy”

“Probably a trap, I sense movement on our surroundings Helga-dono”

“How many?”

“About 20 people, footsteps are heavy, my guess is that they’re fully armed”

“More people for you to slash and more blood for your sword Maya, positions?”

“All around us, 15 on the ground, 5 people on top of the roof”

As they expected soon after, they were surrounded

“Ahhh.. Look what we have here, suppose you didn’t expect my elaborate trap eh”

A white man with a hillbilly accent emerges from the group and behind him was a bald black man, their target.

“Pffft…..”

Helga tried to suppress her laugh but either way it was heard all across the building

“What’s funny?”

“Ah? Oh, sorry about that, look Maya, an iconic duo”

“…….”

Maya just looks at Helga in awe as she just laughs in the face of trouble

“Whaddaya mean by tha’ ye fascist whore”

“Come on, your American and he’s a black guy, it’s like gas and jews for me”

“Then mine would be japan and bombs then”

Maya follows up Helga’s joke

“HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHH”

The sound of laughter can be heard across the whole factory as everybody laughs

“SILENCE!!!!”

The hillbilly guy shouts, obviously irritated, his face flushed.

“Just get this done an’ over with, boss said to kill em and what we do is kill em. Do it boys!”

They all look at where the two girls were standing and saw that no one was there

“GGYYYYYAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!”

As they look in the direction of the shout they see that one of their comrade’s head rolling on the floor

A glint of silver flashed on the sides of their eyes and they saw another one of their friends head rolling on the ground. BANG!!!!! A body hit the floor, as they look up they see Helga running on the roof, 360 no scoping everybody unfortunate enough to run in the direction of her bullets. While Maya was taking care of the remaining on the ground Helga finished up cleaning the 5 people on the roof and was looking for the iconic duo.

“Where are you now you American pig, I need to pay you back for the 3rd Reich”

She saw the two men making a run for a car hidden behind a mound of junk. She reloads her gun and takes a deep breath…

……

……

………

BANG!!!!!!

A bullet goes straight through the hillbilly’s head and drops motionless into the sandy ground, Helga fire another shot and eliminates their target.

….

“Maya? You here?”

“Over here Helga-dono”

Helga approaches where Maya was and sees her adorable Lolita partner smiling whilst covered in blood

“You had fun today huh?”

“Benimaru has been fed and is very happy, and whenever he’s happy I’m happy too”

Maya’s ecstatic expression after decapitating a bunch of people like it was nothing was a sight to behold

“You easterners and your swords, sheesh, time to head back, We got a bag of food with our name on it waiting for us”

They loot the bodies and take everything that they can and start heading back to the oasis city leaving behind the horrors that they have created.