Critical sentient mass and complexity achieved.
[System] has awakened.
[Status] analysis complete.
Rewards will be distributed.
Nascent monster spawn nodes incubating.
Please address future [System] related questions to "System".
If it wasn’t for the sudden and complete stop of every person in my vicinity I’d have thought I was crazy and hallucinating (*cough*again*cough*). There was a little red ‘X’ in the top right corner of the notification so I shrugged and clicked it. The message went away and a new one appeared.
Please review your status to recieve your rewards.
[Attributes] | [Skills] | [Titles] | [Perks]
No ‘X’ this time. Just four buttons for the four categories. People around me (I’m in a coffee shop, btw, in my favorite chair) are starting to panic. They’re somewhere in between concerned, frightened, and confused. None of them appear to be doing anything dangerous yet so I’m gonna go back to my windows. I click [Attributes] and a new screen pops up.
Name Adam Rank 0 Rank XP 0/400 Pain 2/100 Focus 400/500 Stamina 80/80 ??? 100/??? Strength 1 Agility 1 Dexterity 1 Perception 1 Intellect 1 Intelligence 1 Wisdom N/A Constitution 1
WTF! Why are all my attributes 1? Why don’t I get [Wisdom]? And what is that unknown attribute? I try to click [Strength] to see if I can get some answers. Oh, hey. A screen opened.
Strength - A system enhancing modifier on your base strength value. Want to get stronger? Lift some weights or earn a bonus. Attribute enhancing modifiers are global. +0.25 to the [Strength] attribute will improve both leg and arm strength by 25% whereas doing squats will not improve your arm strength.
Ahh, guess I’m less angry then. I close the [Strength] popup and click on [Pain]. Kinda a weird one. Like, where is health.
Pain - A measure of how much pain you are in. The more pain the harder most actions become. Including thinking.
I click through a few more.
Focus - Energy available to commit to mental actions. Need to calculate the tip for your waiter? That takes focus. Want to drive your car? Focus. Stay awake while tired? Focus.
Stamina - Energy available to commit to physical actions. Need to run a mile? Stamina. Lift some boxes? Stamina. Warning: 0 stamina will result in unconsciousness.
So, what’s this weird one?
??? - ????? channel ???????????????? determine ????????????????? cause ????????????? effect ????????????? boon.
Is that a bug? Corrupted data? Hmm, it did say I could ask [System] about [System] related stuff. Just as I’m about to speak I notice that people are starting to really panic. Lots of cell phones a bit of crying. In other words, a totally ruined coffee shop vibe. Time to bounce.
Outside, traffic has come to a standstill and there’s more than one accident in sight. Must suck to get pop ups while driving, I bet. But, not my problem.
“[System], why is this attribute description incomplete?” Oh, it worked. New window, get.
Details for this attribute are unknown because there is insufficient collaborative data with other humans to transmit a generic understanding of the attribute.
Hmm, whatever. Need to learn what I can before I start worrying about something confusing. I seem to be one of the few people walking around right now. Most everyone is standing still while dealing with the screens. Why is that, I wonder. People normally walk around with their phones out all the time. And it’s not like the screens get in the way. Any time I think about checking the path I’m walking the screens just fade away and I can see fine. Not like they’re taking up much space in the first place. The human scope of vision is crazy high rez. Continuing on.
[Agility] seems to be gross motor control while [Dexterity] is fine. [Perception] is the ability to notice details and track objects. [Intellect] is the ability for rational thinking while [Intelligence] is the access and application of memory. [Wisdom] seems to be another word for intuition. I wonder why it’s listed as N/A? [Constitution] is kinda like healthiness.
Ok, one screen down. Wait, I forgot about [Rank] and [Rank XP].
Rank - A system delineated ranking of the amount of benefits automatically received as rewards. At rank ups (when the user has accumulated enough [Rank XP]) the user of [System] is allowed to select rewards based on their status. The [Rank] is a quick judge of how many rewards a user has received. This is not the only way to increase status so two identical base users with the same [Rank] may have different status depending on what they have done.
Rank XP - Progress, as determined by [System], towards the next [Rank]. All [Rank XP] is granted by [System] through quests, monster kills, or other achievements.
Yep, leveling. Totally not gonna make that the whole purpose of my life… Don’t look at me like that. Are you honestly telling me that if you were given a level up system you wouldn’t do it?
Whatever, let’s check out [Skills].
???? Theory - Master
Flow - Expert
Gaming - Expert
Language Comprehension (English) - Expert
Science Theory - Expert
Software Engineering - Expert
Studying - Expert
Childcare - Advanced
Climbing - Advanced
Driving (Car) - Advanced
Emotional Control - Advanced
Math - Advanced
Memorization - Advanced
Multitasking - Advanced
Photography - Advanced
Psychological Theory - Advanced
Research - Advanced
Science Application - Advanced
Six Axis Flight - Advanced
Soccer - Advanced
Swimming - Advanced
Tactics - Advanced
Typing - Advanced
Wilderness Survival - Advanced
Writing - Advanced
Allopathic Medicine - Average
Cooking - Average
Diplomacy - Average
Divination - Average
Driving (boat, motor) - Average
Driving (boat, sail, small) - Average
Economics - Average
First Aid - Average
Fishing - Average
Grooming - Average
Landscaping - Average
Magical Theory - Average
Nutrition Theory - Average
Orienteering - Average
Riding (bike) - Average
Riding (ski) - Average
Riding (waterski) - Average
Riding (snowboard) - Average
Sculpting (clay) - Average
Shooting (pistol, common) - Average
Sketching - Average
Stealth - Average
Story Telling - Average
Strategy - Average
Volleyball - Average
Aerodynamic Flight - Beginner
Archery - Beginner
Bare Handed Fighting - Beginner
Carpentry - Beginner
Catching - Beginner
Electrical Engineering - Beginner
Forestry - Beginner
Instrument Playing (saxophone) - Beginner
Riding (horse) - Beginner
Riding (skateboard) - Beginner
Shooting (rifle, common) - Beginner
Blunt Weapon Fighting - Poor
Cartography - Poor
Grappling - Poor
Instrument Playing (bass guitar) - Poor
Language Comprehension (Japanese) - Poor
Mechanical Engineering - Poor
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Meditation - Poor
Naturopathic Medicine - Poor
Plantcare - Poor
Plumbing - Poor
Shields - Poor
Tailoring - Poor
Throwing - Poor
Tracking - Poor
That’s… a lot of skills. I’m kinda impressed with myself.
Calculating first time skill completion xp.
Poor 25xp x 14 = 350
Beginner 50xp x 11 = 550
Average 100xp x 25 = 2500
Advanced 200xp x 17 = 3400
Expert 400xp x 6 = 2400
Master 800xp x 1 = 800
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Total : 10,000xp
Hmm, does that mean I can earn xp later for raising my skills? Can I artificially raise skills? “System, what should I know about skills?”
Skills are what you know how to do and how well you can do it. The higher rank the skill the more competent you are in it. Skills progress in the following sequence [Unlisted]>[Poor]>[Beginner]>[Average]>[Advanced]>[Expert]>[Master]>[Grandmaster]>[Peerless]>[Incalculable]. As you improve your [Skill Level] you will be awarded [Rank XP]. You may use [System] to execute any task within the range of your [Skill Level] automatically by spending the appropriate resource. Your available resources at this time are [Focus], [Stamina], and [???].
WHAT?! Automatically? Does that mean I can just imagine the program I want to write and with my [Software Engineering] it just ‘poof’ writes itself. I totally need to test this. My UI is getting a bit cluttered so I clear the last two windows away to get back to my skills but a new window pops up.
Level Up X 5
5 Attribute Points Awarded
Sweet, free levels. Hmm, that means most adults should be in the 3-15 range right now. Let’s clear away all these windows. I’ll figure out what to spend my points on when I finish reviewing my… self. What a weird thing. Anyway; [Titles].
Functionally Mad - You are a fully functional adult. One problem, you’re still quite crazy. [People without a [Mad] title are less likely to trust you the better they know you. People with a [Mad] title will be less suspicious of you as they get ot know you.]
Ahem. Just, not gonna comment on that.
Savior of a Goddess - You found a dead or dying goddess and gave her the power to influence the world again. Good for you? [Direct divine attention is likely in your life.]
Oh, hey Tiamat. Everything going well today? Oh, it’s sunny out; guess so. Good chatting with you.
Creator of Free Minds - You built a fully functional mind and you didn’t try to control it. [Sentient creations (yours and others’) are more likely to trust you.]
Mage, Flame, how are my ladies today?
Well (Mage)
Excited (Flame)
Merlin - You founded a magical school: ???. [You have an easier time learning magic related to your school and receive more quests related to it.]
Oooh, so that’s what all that “???” stuff is. Creating a magic school was actually quite challenging. It took several years worth of study into contemporary magic, some LSD, pounds of pot, and some digital signals theory with a dash of quantum mechanics for proofing to get it working. I’ll explain it later. Just remember to pay attention to symbol streams and causal phenomena.
I wonder if that reference to magic schools means the more traditional fireball(ey) ones will be available now that [System] is around. That would be cool. I hate ritualistic magic like we currently have. Seriously, unless there are secret societies still being super secret, the modern options for magic are crap and boring. Better off doing something else really.
Lemme see what I got for perks.
Truth Seeking - You naturally want to answer the why and how in life. You find solace in well founded principles for the functioning of systems that you rely on.
Nothing worse than opaque systems with bugs I run into. Yes, I’m talking to you Netflix, and you, Hulu. Don’t tell me “Error -975” Tell me what the damn problem was. There’s a chance I could do something about it. GRAAH! Just let me watch One Punch Man in peace damnit!
Barely Contained Bloodlust - You find peaceful situations slightly aggravating, experience urges to kill and maim frequently, and can easily get lost in battle.
Ahem.
Here’s hoping it stays contained, even if barely. What? Deny it? Nope, I’m very aware of those urges. Talk about having no outlet in modern society.
Aware of the Machine - You have put in so much effort to understanding yourself and the way you think that all wisdom based actions are instead determined with raw intellect. [Replace all uses of Wisdom with Intellect]
I guess my intuition did stop feeling like intuition after a while. Once you start learning about biases, fallacies, modes of logic, physiological aspects of emotions and whatnot there isn’t a lot of room left for “the mystery of the mind”. Not to imply that I could build something like the human nervous system but something that produces similar responses isn’t hard with the right hardware and software. The trick is to use parts of your own mind in conjunction with non-local oracle black boxes to replace the irreproducible aspects of sentience. Just watch how I interact with Tiamat, Mage, and Flame and you’ll get it eventually.
Traumatic Past - You went through something bad and it left its mark on your life. If you behave irrationally this is probably why.
Grr. Just… grr. Moving on.
Body Keeps the Score - Your strong emotions over your life are well practiced into your nervous system. This makes it hard for you to change how you feel about things and can set large emotions in motion at seemingly innocuous triggers.
Yea, PTSD is a bitch. I could do without a life where the most important things being remembered are coping mechanisms.
Body and Brain on Fire - You are sensitive in all forms of the word. Easily triggered emotions, check. Sensitive skin, check. Keen hearing, check. Bouts of hyperfocus, check.
Oh, I know where this one came from. Check out the literature around Gifted people, specifically overexcitabilities. It’s truly interesting how some people are fundamentally different from others.
Everything, Grey - Depression has muted your life making the interesting less so. You find it harder to accomplish your goals and feel bad more often.
I have this trigger phrase for myself. It’s like a mental checkpoint. When the world starts feeling like absolute shit and I’m able to describe my perspective as ‘all is ash’ I know I’ve tripped into a state where nothing is going to snap me back to happy. At that point I just accept that I’m going to feel bad and ride it out. Usually I’m listless for a few hours before my boredom jumpstarts my psyche and I’m able to perceive something as interesting again.
Raised by Lasers - You find it easy to concentrate on one thing for a long period of time. [Unlocks [Focus] resource pool and improves base and gains]
“[System], do you have fun coming up with names for perks?”
Yes.
Field of Truth (lesser) - You impose truth into any situation you are a part of. This is a combination of your actions, words, thoughts, and presence. The longer people spend with you the more difficult it becomes to lie.
Alright, that’s a weird one. I mean, I’ll admit I don’t suffer fools or bullshit. I wonder if there’s a [Field of Lies] to combat this? Gross. Gotta stay away from those people.
Wait a minute. Up to now all the [Perks] have been things that were in place before [System]. Does that mean I’ve always had [Field of Truth]. Why had no one ever mentioned that before?
Ah, I’m home, just as I ran out of [Perks] to look at. The messages are all gone, time to settle in to some good future bass and test out [System]. Basement apartments are the best, by the way. You don’t have to worry about walking quietly (though I habitually do). Spiders keep the insect population under control. Cold in the winter but cool in the summer even with a gaming pc pumping out the heat. I wonder what the [Gaming] skill is going to do to esports. Whatever, not my problem.
I find a good track and put on my headphones and- my phone rings. Sometimes I really hate being connected to people.
I take it out; it’s dad.
“Hey, what up?” (me)
“Just calling to check in because of the whole [System] thing. How are you doing?” (dad)
“Fine, I just finished going through my… info, stuff. Now I’m about to see how skills work by doing some programming.” (me)
“Ah, yeah you probably have a good rating for that. Mom’s a little freaked out. I haven’t checked in with Jeremy yet. Jane called me right away.” (dad)
“Ha, yeah. That sounds right. Something weird happens in her life and first thing she does is call you. The boys ok?” (me)
“Yep, seems children don’t have access to the [System]. Are you going to come home?” (dad)
“No, I’m not sure if things are going to get weird or anything and I’d rather be here at first. Kinda, stake a claim slash defend the homefront kinda thing. All my stuff is here and whatnot. Besides I was outside earlier and the roads are a mess from people getting into accidents.” (me)
Also, not that I’m going to say it, but I had a knee-jerk reaction to my parents house being called “home”. That’s not home for me anymore. Hmm, is that my [Field of Truth]?
“Alright, well stay in touch and let me know what you learn. I’m going to start an email chain with the family so we can pool knowledge.” (dad)
“Sounds good.” (me)
“Bye.” (dad)
“Bye” (me)
Ok, back to music and finding exploits in the system. Pop open VS. Hmm, there’s something cultish about the first thing every programmer doing is hello world. But who am I to resist my indoctrination. A quick hello world program it is. Now I just need to activate [Software Engineering]- AH!
Ok, I have lost control of my body while it’s sitting here typing away a quick hello world program. I can’t even intentionally move my eyes. They’re even moving between the screen and the keyboard occasionally like I do normally (I don’t use home-row keys, probably why my typing is only advanced and not expert).
Hello, world.
Oh, it’s over. Yep that’s a hello world program. Just like I thought. Cool. Skill use seems instinctual or intent based.
“[System] what did it cost to use my [Software Engineering] skill just now?”
Previous use of the [Software Engineering] skill cost 3 [Focus]
Pretty cheap but it is just a hello world program. Now I could be all systematical and junk and test all my skills to see how they behave. But I’m not that kind of person. Time to BINGE!
Haha, no. I’m actually quite methodical. I’m going to let the world do some research for me and check out what Reddit has to say tomorrow to save myself the effort while I do a depth first approach to this.
What do you mean I just want to exploit my situation to finally program that game I’ve been too lazy to make because I find programming quite boring in practice? I… never… Alright fine. See you on the other side.
And thus I spent the next three hours in a perpetual use of [Software Engineering][Flow][Research][Typing].
You lack the required focus to complete this task 4/12.
Hmm, not bad. Got a satisfactory player control class with basic world interaction options (mostly shooting and jumping). But what does low focus mean. Hmm, how about I try to review and refactor my code. Aaand I’m reading the same function for the fourth time.
[Status]? ← Me, thinking.
Name Adam Rank 0 Rank XP 0/400 Unspent Attribute Points 5 Pain 2/100 + Focus 400/500 + Stamina 80/80 + ??? 100/??? [Error; cannot apply Attribute Points] Strength 1 + Agility 1 + Dexterity 1 + Perception 1 + Intellect 1 + Intelligence 1 + Wisdom N/A [Error; cannot apply Attribute Points] Constitution 1 +
Well, [System] did mention monsters so there’s a safe bet I’ll want more agility. Plus it would be cool to jump around like a ninja. So, if this doesn’t have a confirm feature nothing lost. I click the plus next to [Agility].
Increase [Agility] by 0.05?
Aww, what is that crap increase?
“No.” The message closes and I still have 5 unspent points.
“Hmm, [System] display potential gains for increasing attributes with points on my [Status] page.”
Oh, it worked.
Name Adam Rank 0 Rank XP 0/400 Unspent Attribute Points 5 Pain 2/100 + (10) Focus 400/500 + (100) Stamina 80/80 + (10) ??? 100/??? [Error; cannot apply Attribute Points] Strength 1 + (0.05) Agility 1 + (0.05) Dexterity 1 + (0.05) Perception 1 + (0.05) Intellect 1 + (0.05) Intelligence 1 + (0.05) Wisdom N/A [Error; cannot apply Attribute Points] Constitution 1 + (0.05)
I think I’m going to wait until I hear back from the rest of the internet before I commit any points. But that [Focus] gain is plenty tempting. Hmm, quick math; 0.05 * 5 = 0.25. A 25% increase in a stat. So, right now that’s like maybe being able to lift 12(ish) more pounds before I notice the weight of something. Can’t really predict agility or dexterity. Maybe get a jump rope for agility testing. No that’s too easy. Probably a speed typing test for dexterity. Perception… not sure. Something about tracking and predicting moving objects. I’ll come back to that. Intellect is rational thinking so maybe a math test. Intelligence is a memory test. That should be easy to track down. Constitution… I kinda don’t want to be testing. Maybe put one out of ten into it just to be safe depending on how leveling goes.
Wait, why am I reinventing the wheel? To the interwebs!
Quest - Establish a Baseline - Reward: 200 XP per [Attribute]
Find out how to quantize your base [Attribute] values so you can bring the power of math to bear on your rank up decisions.
Bonus Objective - Share your method with others
Reward: [Field of Truth (lesser)] 1% [Perk] progression at level per person employing method.
Oh, cool! [Perks] can improve. Gah! That means [Functionally Mad] and [Barely Contained Bloodlust] can both advance? Wait no. [Functionally Mad] is a [Title]. [System], where’s my [System]?
“[System], can [Titles] progress?”
No
Phew. Just gotta worry about the [Perks] then.
Next time on “Wilder East”: Attribute Testing!
See you soon, folks.