Universe is infinite! But that doesn't stop sentientkind from colonizing every last bit they find! So they need you! Yes, you! Immortality! Endless wealth! A name claimed by thousands! Everything is on your reach! Just join the Deep Cosmos Exploration Brigade, and you will find yourself with enough money and fame to build a mansion with it, inside a pool, inside another mansion! With your help, there is no planet big enough, no alien parasite fertile enough, no star radioactive enough to stop us! Exciting adventures! Endless rewards! And a chance to engrave your name in history by pushing the limits of the known universe! All with a single signature! Just go to the nearest IAA headquarters and fill up this registration form, and all your dreams will finally come true! Deep Cosmos Exploration Brigade: For a better future, with you! Warning: The Interspace Affairs Agency is not responsible for any damage, whether it is physical, mental, soul, ether, karma, chocolate or any other plane of existence, that might be sustained during exploration of the cosmos, including but not limited to: bruises, headaches, weariness, slight stomach ache, severe stomach ache, nausea, vomits of any color, explosive diarrhea, slight cuts, deep cuts, beheading, sepsis, sudden total organ failure, mind control, insanity, body parts mutating into cannibal organisms that eat you from the inside, massive bleeding, rash, pneumonia, being used as a reproductive sack for the eggs of an alien wasp-like species, skin melting, liver turning into a massive iron boulder, etc. By signing this contract you abandon the right to sue in any way the Interspace Affairs Agency or disclose any information about cosmos exploration, the Interspace Affairs Agency technology or the before mentioned Agency's secret cookie recipe. You are not allowed in any way to illegally use the Interspace Affairs Agency's information for your personal pleasure. This form will auto-destroy in (30) seconds after reading Book 1: "Why is That Planet Trying to Eat Me?!"