A long, long, long, long... really fucking long time ago there was a stupid organization called [Cerberus]. They were the bad guys, and bad guys do bad things so they did something bad, which in this case consists of:

Killing lots of people, Stealing, Raping, Robbing, Kidnapping, Vandalism, Terrorism, Existing, Nuking, Beating... Lots of bad things since... you know... bad people? I mean, that's the whole reason they're there, right!?

Now, I say a long time ago because by now, they stopped existing. Let me sum up exactly how exactly such a thing happend.

One day, whilst preparing for a battle against some wannabe heroes wanting to save some girls, the leader of the organization had a flash of insight into stupidness and decided to create an artificial life form for him to use.

He called up some scientists, got em working on his idea and then died cause he was bad. 

However, the scientists didn't quite die yet, and they kept working on the project, aided by the funds the organization gave a while back. 

Then they died. But they had kids! And those kids worked on the project. Then they had more kids, then they died. The kids of the kids worked and had kids, who had kids and worked...

Rinse and repeat about 8 times and you get to the moment of demise of the whole organization. 

Let's go into details: One day, scientist ABC was doing his usual work, which consists of stabbing, cutting, frying, boiling, spacing, burning, poisoning and regenerating the body he and all of his brothers and sisters worked on for as long as they could remember.

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Then, when he clicked the button that did something, the body shot up and strangled him to death. Slowly. And painfully.

Then, the body proceeded to do the saaaaame thing to each and every single person in the compound. Slowly taking it's time with each victim and watching as they struggled for survival... hopelessly.

Then, the body began to shift. From a mass of random organs, tissues, muscles, hair and whatever else the scientists put into the body, it slowly transformed into a humanoid-like being. Afterwards, it proceeded to run away from the hell it had been placed in.

It spent countless years wondering around the vast forests of whatever place the lab had been hidden in. It could shapeshift into whatever form it wanted and make as many limbs as it needed, thus hunting was not a problem. 

Finally, after a lot of time, it came into contact with a human being. It wasn't sure who it was nor did it really care, but before showing itself it shapeshifted once more, taking the appearance of...

A loli catgirl. Also, yeah, that body is me. A high five to those who figured it out. Hey, I spent centuries trapped in a body under constant torture, and my only relief was the ability to connect to the internet. Who wouldn't wanna be a loli catgirl after all!? I... I do. 

And no, I am not reincarnated. I just kinda popped out of nowhere in the body knowing nothing, but after visiting the internet for a while, I learned basic knowledge. Want a list of my awesome powers? Have a list of my awesome powers for no reason other then breaking the fourth wall.

Shapeshifting! Technomage! Regeneration! Temperature and disease immunity!

Also, I have another power that I haven't tested out yet, so now I will do so on that person right there. See? He's there. You see me pointing at the guy with tis' very finger? Well, now you do.

[Yes, I see that, other me.]

Very good, then let's do that. 

[You're insane, you know that?]

I love you too <3