I want to go home!, It’s been 3 days and I have been in this forest going around in circles and for what a new skill it was a useless skill as well

DING!

(New skill two left feet lv:max)

If you have this skill you have a high chance of being lost all the time

110% will get lost

What the hell is wrong with this world I didn’t do anything to you I seriously need to find people anything even a cat would be nice at this point and I’m so hungry even that tree looks tasty yummy tree .

bad idea after he bit the tree bark he began to see weird shit everywhere. Wow reminder to your brain max don’t eat wood you will end up tripping balls man I’m so feed up I’m so tired world let me sleep and he face plants straight into some kind of waste on the floor and passed out last thought he had was , shiiiiiiiit.

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One day a young half elf by the name of wish was jumping through trees to go look for some red berries to make into a new paint for her seals that she was designing when she noticed a body on the floor, what why is there a person dead in these woods the town’s only a mile away and these woods are Only about the size of an acre how could he get lost and there’s no monsters of any kind hear what the hell .

she jumped down to the ground and walked up to the body and checked his pulse before suddenly the body’s hand grabbed her leg before screaming , gummy bears killed Jesus , I heard this and thought who’s Jesus and what kind of evil creature are these gummy bears.