Okay, you may be wondering why a normal, unimportant, ordinary highschool student is behind a bus stop hiding from men in black suits holding SMGs in the middle of the night, well it all started this morning...
"Hey!"
Crap! I'll flashback later!
Ratatatatatatata!!!
Where the hell are all the people when you need them!
("We're here live in the plaza as the current most popular idol K****n goes on stage live!")
Well at least now I know where the people are, but what about the police! there's bound to be one patrolling at this hou-
("We interupt this brodcast for this breaking news. A group of robbers have tried to rob a bank which escalated into a hostage crisis, all the police in the city are now trying to solve this incident.")
How convenient! the TV just told me that I'm pretty much screwed!
Okay! I should see what I have with me.
My trusty pen that I've always had since middle school.
A piece of gum that's been in my pocket for a long time.
A coupon to a beauty salon.
A wallet that consist of coins.
and lastly, my favorite handkerchief.
Hmm, with this, I can think of a good scenario.
Using the gum, I'll stick the coupon on the ground and for one of them to take interest in it. I mean there's bound to be one of them who has trouble grooming themselves.
When the person reaches for it, which is near my position, I'll grab him from behind and use my handkerchief to stop him from screaming, taking him out by stabbing my pen into his neck.
When his comrades notices it, they'll be too late since I'm already mowing them down with the submachine gun the guy was formerly holding.
Oh and to celebrate my victory, I'll buy myself a soda from the vending machine near me using the remaining coins I have.
It's genius! Alright let's do this!
Now first, to install the bait...
"HEY! THERE HE IS!!!"
THAT WAS TOO QUICK! I HAVEN'T EVEN PUT THE GUM YET!
Though now that I think about it, this was never gonna work unless I was badass or something. Damn me and my delusions...
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"Get up and put your hands at the back!"
The semi-bald guy with sunglasses points his gun at me as he pulls me away from my hiding stop. Damn, if only you weren't trying to kidnap me I would be admiring you. You look so much like that semi-bald guy from "The Transporters".
As they escort me to a what seems to be a near-to-empty parking lot, one of them takes out a phone and calls someone.
"Boss, we got him. What next?"
Please tell them I don't want to be involved in this shit. I'd rather be at home reading novel and wasting my life than compete in this stupid heir thing. Though I want to say that, not a word comes out of my mouth. I'm already bathed in sweat and it seems like there's a bit of pee mixed in it.
"So we'll just throw him in a incinerator? Okay, got it."
THEY'RE ALREADY PLANNING TO KILL ME!? AND TO BE KILLED BY FIRE, CAN'T THEY JUST SHOOT ME AND BE DONE WITH! WAIT, THAT'S NOT THE POINT!
"WHOEVER YOU ARE, I WANT NOTHING TO DO WIITH THIS RIVALRY BULLSHIT!!! JUST LET ME GO AND I YOU'LL NEVER HEAR FROM ME AGAIN, OKAY!? JUST LET ME LIVE IN PEACE!"
"HEY, SHUT UP!"
THNK! FUCK, JASON LOOKALIKE JUST HIT ME ON THE HEAD! Goddammit I'm losing consciousness....
oh look, a woman with a pistols in both her hands is in our way, great now my delusions are taking over my sight. No wait.
Suddenly I hear 5 bodies drop to the ground, especially the guy who was holding me.
NO, MR. STATHAM LOOKALIKE! I'll never forget you...
The woman walks in front of me while I try to stand up.
"Are you sure you want to drop out now when all of your other relatives are trying to kill you? You being a candidate is the only reason why I'm still guarding you, you know."
"If that's the case then you should've saved me BEFORE I GOT CAUGHT!"
"Hey, I'm not the one who ran away."
"Tsk!"
She has a point. Damn, what do you guys expect from a delusional highschool student who talks to himself!!!
"Come on. Let's go back before their reinforcements arrive."
"Haa...Fine."
I reluctantly follow as I ride behind her black bike.
Goodbye, peaceful life~ I'll miss you.