So... Where do we start this?
Do we start about me explaining about how i'm stuck in this stupid cage or why do i have a broken wing?
Let's start with the wing, since "I" broke it first.
I was flying through the sky, having the time of my life like every other day. Flying around and, well... Giving brighter colors to cars, such as white.
Hunting for some food. Crust bits can be nasty to catch when the wind blows. Three of my brothers died by just simply trying to catch bread bits that were blown by the wind. If you're asking how well... A truck. Yes, one truck killed three pigeons in on go. All i saw was feathers fly before me. So now i leave one extra mark on every truck i see.
OLD LADY! OLD LADY AT THE PARK!
There she is, an old human lady. She always comes here mid day and gives us food. Right now i'm eating bits of bread while 50 other pigeons are pushing and shoving try to get the most. Luckily i'm the smallest one here so i can easily creep around and take what i want.
May the pigeon God bless you old lady.
-Mc pigeon: Chirp Chirp.-
After giving my blessing and having my share of food i start flying again, having my fun.
I fly towards a nearby lake to see if something fun is happening there.
There are human children playing everywhere. having fun without a care in the world with their parents watching over them.
Flying about some more i spot some children throwing sand at eachother in the sandbox.
I fly a bit lower down to have a steady aim ( Let me just say this, i'm a professionell at this. But even professionelles make mistakes)
Flying a bit to low the children spot me and all start throwing sand at me, at that moment sand flies into my eyes and i start falling down to the ground.
Like i said, i'm a professionall. Trust me i'm fine.
I fall to the ground luckily not breaking anything but that's when i hear the children cry out and i can feel hands wrapping around my body.
Small hands, the grips tightens and i can feel my left wing cracking.
* Crack "
ARGGGGGG, YOU LITTLE FUCKER THAT HURTS.
I swear if i survive this i will find out where you live and i'll paint your house white! Nevermind, i'll be merciless and paint it yellow! Just you wait you little fucker!
My eyes clear and i'm being carried somewhere. The child brings me to his parents and starts speaking their language. His mother grabs me out of his hands while his father takes him by the hand and they all start going somewhere.
~ 30 minutes later ~
GOD DAMMIT! THEIR HOUSE IS ALREADY YELLOW!
WHO IN THE PIGEONS GODS NAME PAINTS THEIR HOUSE YELLOW?
THAT*S SUPPOSED TO BE OUR JOB! SOMEONE TOOK OUR JOBS!
And where are they taking me? To torture me?
Please no... I really don't want my feathers to be plucked out one by one..
The humans talk some more, they seem to be angry at the child.
A while later they put me into a cage and here i am.
My left wing is broken, and i have my freedom taken away from me.
Taking my wing is pretty much taking away my freedom, putting me into a cage is a lot better compared to having my wing broken.
Someone new arrives, a women. She puts something liquid onto my wing then wraps it in white cloths.
After that the humans treated me really kindly... Surprising really.
They fed me, took me outside, pretty much took care of my until my wing slowly healed.
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When my wing healed the humans seemed happy, a week later after it healed they took me outside and were ready to release me.
I think my opinion on humans changed. Humans like the old lady and there are really good to us. I like them.
Flying was a bit rough after not flying for so long, the wing still feels a bit strange.
But the pure joy of being able to fly again after so long feels so great.
Having your wing taken away from you is like having half of your body taken away.
Flying trough the city i seem to forget something.
What was it again? Oh yea... The ca-
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Heat. I can feel heat all around me. Like i'm burning in some endless fire but it doesn't hurt instead it feels smoothing.
I can feel the flames moving. I can also feel large familiarity towards the two flames in front of me. They feel so never ending. So comforting. One red the other blue.. A pure blue flame.
What has happened to me.
-Female voice: Since i won our battle i got the right to name him, i hope you hold no resent towards me dear husband~
I can understand their language.. What the hell? It's not chirp chirp yet i can understand it..
A name... I wish i had a name.. Sadly pigeons don't have one..
And where in pigeons Gods name am i? Why can i only see these two flames before me moving.
One of the flames comes towards me and grabs me and starts speaking, this time in a male voice.
-Male voice: Though i do regret that i lost our naming duel just being able to finally have a child brings happiness to me more then the Heavenly flames that i posses. So no, i won't hold anything against you dear wife.-
So the two of them are married, and what are the heavenly flames? Is it because he's red?
-Female voice: Same for me dear, i'm more proud now then when i ascended and got my Demonic flames. It's time to name this little one, since he was born in human form it means that he will be powerful in the future, so his true form won't be seen until the age of 10. Since his power in the future will be unfathomable he shall be named Drk'Thul. In ancient tongue it means Endless Flame.-
After she said that endless amount of information started to flow into me.
This is to much for my pigeon brain to handle... Well, i'm no pigeon anymore.
The child she named is me. I'm a child now and what's more, i posses a human form.
I'm starting to feel strange.. It feels like i can think faster now.
The two flames are my mother and father, immortal beings and so am i.
How did this happen.. I didn't even know what the word immortal meant before this...
The immortality part is a thing that comes from our race features.
information about a all powerful energy flows into my mind. Elemental energy.
Elements.. Every element has it's own form and energy. And then there's the normal ki energy.
Elemental ki and normal ki.. There also demonic and holy energy... To much to take in...
And what's more... I'm no pigeon anymore... I've become a phoenix... A magical bird of legends that rarely exists.. Ohh pigeon God.. Please help me.
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