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Chapter 1,1: Junk Size? Pfft, Try Me.

Chapter 1,1: Junk Size? Pfft, Try Me.

Another small chapter just like Chapter 0.

The  1, 2, 3, chapter will be used like short prologue for the next important chapters.

The next chapter will be the first fight and the  show of our MC's power.

This chapter has  1,9k words so it ain't and it ain't small either.

Please share your thoughts on it.

Enjoy~

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Dreams.. Dreams are strange but what's even more strange is that ever since i've stepped into the Immortal stage i've stopped dreaming.

Instead, all i do is looked at a hologram version of myself. All around me nothing but darkness.

It used to freak me out... The hours i sleep outside are slimmed down in here. If i sleep for 10 hours it's only 2 in here.

I'll ask Teresa about it maybe... Maybe she has it the same.

Opening my eyes from another dreamless sleep i start feeling strange..

It feels colder for some reason.. Almost as if i'm naked... Wait..

" Lifts up the sheet "

Well.. Turns out i am naked..

Now the question is did i go to sleep naked or not?

Are there ghosts in here or not?

Meh who gives, must've gone to sleep naked.

Still laying in the bed naked totally exposed the door starts to open.

The one who walks in is a maid it seems. She looks towards me and... Oh well.. She gives no reaction...

Here i am, laying naked in the bed and a maid that keeps staring at me...

Is my junk to small?

" Looks down at his own junk "

Nope. Junk size is no problemo~

Then why no reaction?

-Maid: Master?-

-Mike: Yes?-

-Maid: Is something wrong? Are you perhaps not satisfied that i took off your cloths?-

...  

So i did not go to sleep naked.

And why did she take off my cloths? Not that i have any complaints against it, just wondering.

-Mike: Nope, nothing wrong. And have we meet before? Don't remember any maids around here.-

I don't remember having a expressionless maid going around and waking me up. Or doing anything for me.

I mean her looks are ok. Now that i focus a bit she's above ok. On a scale from meh to dammmmmm. She's the DAMMMMMMM. Maybe with a smile on her face she would look even better.

But i don't mind a cold beauty. Black hair tied in a pony tail going down till her ass. Got dem curves as well. Strange eyes. Ones black and the other is orange. First time i see that. But still they are really beautiful.

The maid cloths are pretty sweet here. You almost get a peak on the cleavage. Almost.. When she did the small bow it's even better, but still.. Almost...

-Maid: The Ancestor has assigned me to be you personal maid. I've been with the Royal family since i was little, so i was raised by them. My names Tesha, no last name. I served the previous Queen before she died. Now i'm you personal maid.-

I see... So now i have a personal maid. No problems with that either.

-Mike: I see, and why have you come now?-

-Tesha: To wake Master up. The Ancestor has something to talk to you about.-

-Mike: Sure, just give a moment to get dressed and i'll be on my way.-

Even tho i said that.... She's still standing there....

Do you mind?  Some privacy please?

Whatever...

I stand up and get some cloths out of my closet.

Nothing special just a pair of sweat pants and a short sleeved t-shirt. Nikes for shoes and we're ready.

She's still standing there. She watched me as i got dressed the entire time didn't even look away. She even followed with her gaze as i got out to get dressed.

-Mike: Oke, i'm ready.-

-Tesha: Follow me then.-

And like that we started  walking.

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After getting all that information yesterday my head still hurts. Not that much just a tiny bit. You know when the hangover is almost over? Like that.

Strangely the place i'm being take to is outside so this is pretty much my first time going outside the castle.

Outside is nothing special. Just like every other world. Blue sky, clouds  and.... 2 suns...

Nothing abnormal i guess, with a planet this large i guess there's nothing strange about that.

The courtyard of the castle is big as well. I still can't see the city behind these walls, might as well scan the area.

I gather some mana within my palm and release it like a shockwave. The wave spreads and goes through the walls and houses. 

Hmmm. I guess the city is medium sized? If this was on any of the other world i've been in this would've been a rank 1 high class city or a kingdom.

But from here this is middle... Rank 4 kingdom. Almost in the lesser area.

Also a shit ton of people... Around 36 million up and down. Rank 4... How much does rank 1 contain? Or is it based on power? The crystal held no information about that.

Ohh by the way see Tesha over there? She's an Immortal. Fun right? I'm getting served by another Immortal. And let me tell you this.. She's above me.. Lesser Golden Immortal? She's one stage away from being a God... 

This world keeps giving me these strange moments.. I might get a heart attack soon.. She even said that she served the previous Queen.. Was the previous Queen a God?

Anyway enough of this.. As  long as she means no harm i don't mind. It would be fun to fight her tho since i have no idea how much power i posses. Never fought with anything above me for 129 years.

Kinda lose the feeling.

Good thing i used some soul force in that... 

But shouldn't i have sensed her sooner?

I follow Tesha for a bit more until we are from what it looks like an training ground. Or should i say grounds? Does everything have to be this God DAMND big on this world?

Currently the only people on the training ground are Melina and Teresa. Me and Tesha too i guess.

We walk towards them and i greet them.

-Mike: Good morning Teresa, Melina.-

-Teresa: Morning.-

-Melina: Good morning Mike and Tesha.-

-Mike: Why did I get my own maid ?-

Just wanted to ask... If she's the offer i might take it. Maybe. 5% chance. 

Pretty sure they can do better.

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-Teresa: Wasn't me, she was the one that wanted to serve you... I had no choice. She pretty much didn't want to serve anyone until you came along...  She could hold greater status then me if she wanted to as she was raised by my mother and is much stronger them me. She served my mother until she died. -

She said she served the PREVIOUS Queen. Not the Mother of the Ancestor of the household...

That explains most of the stuff.. I think.. Still have no idea why she wants to be my maid.

I look at Tesha and she still does nothing... 

Well played... Well played indeed.

I turn my head back i and look at Teresa.

-Mike: So why have you called  me out?-

-Teresa. " Long silence " Actually.. It wasn't  me... Who called  everyone out...-

She looks at Tesha.

I swear  to God... This women..

I myself turn and look at Tesha.

She's holding her stomach... I can hear small giggles coming from her..

Wonderful morning. I'm getting played around by a women. I find nothing wrong with that by the way!

But being played around by someone who is a whole rank above you just feels wrong..

If i was a High Immortal and i was only one step away from her the feeling might be a bit less worse, but now?

Always me.. Always.. Even when i got summoned before there was always someone teasing me..

Is she the one? The one who will tease me? Is that the  reason why she said she pretended to be my personal maid?

-Tesha: Pfftttt Bwhahahahaha. You should've seen it Teresa! He didn't even tell me to wait outside he simply walked around naked before me! Hahahaha! Wearing a awkward smile on his face.. Ahhhh. If only i came from my trip a tad bit sooner.. You should've seen his face when i walked in on him lying naked. Hahaha. He started looking at his own penis to confirm..-

Oke. Can i vanish? I want to vanish. I'm supposed to be the dominant one. The one who does these things..

I look at Melina and her  face is  red but you can clearly see that she's holing in laughs.

The same goes for Teresa only she not holding them in...

TRAITOR! 

-Teresa: Hahaha.. Sorry... She's always been like that.. Don't look at me like that, nothing i can do about it...-

I should side with humanity.... Yea.. Maybe i should...

Sigh...

-Mike: Why did you call me out?-

I ask in a but irritated tone.

-Tesha: Awww.. Don't be like that now, ok? It was just a small joke. Won't happen again, I promise. It's just that we don't get friendly humans that often.. Especially handsome ones~ The thing about me being a personal maid was no joke by the way~ That is if you side with us of course.-

Was this why she called me  out? So she really is the offer eh?

But why me? She could  easily find someone stronger with her looks and charm him.

I'm not the type who does anything for a women. I might destroy a Kingdom or two but that's it.

If i have feelings for her that's another story of course.

Teresa over there might be a candidate.

Also i find nothing wrong with polygami either. More meat for me.

In fact i wouldn't lie if i said it every guys dream to have a harem. So why can't i have that dream as well?

I won't seek for it but  if  it happens it  happens, i'll welcome it with open arms.

-Mike: Why me? I'm 100% sure that you and Teresa can hook in someone stronger. Answer that and i might think about it.-

Both her and Teresa look  at each other and nod.

-Tesha: You energy. It's not normal. Even I can feel some fear from it, i'm no sure but you  might be even stronger them me...-

My Asura technique? But still.. Stronger then a Golden Immortal..

That old fart did say i would be stronger then my peers but still..

A Golden Immortal. 

I have an idea.

-Mike: How about this. We have a match. You against me? Are you up for that? If i lose then i will join the Demons. I will help you wipe out  the humanity if needed. I don't care about that.  You should have figured it out by now that i'm neutral. I'm on no  ones side at the moment. But here's the catch. Even if you lose to me i'll still think about joining your faction. What do you say?-

I just gave her the best god damned offer she could ever ask for. It's pretty much a win/win for her.

Teresa tries to step forward to say no by the looks of it.. First time i don't see a smile on her face.

Buuut Tesha stops her and speaks up. Melina just stands looking as if something big will happen.

-Tesha: Sounds good with. We will get to see  how strong you are from this. I can already sense that you're stronger then you look but a test is a test. I would also be a fool not to take such a deal. Whenever you're ready then.-

She puts on a playful smile.

Looks like she won't be taking this 100% seriously from the start..

I don't like that. 

-Mike: Why not now? Here? Think this playground is large enough to let us have our fun.-

Once again a giggle escapes  her mouth.

-Tesha: Wouldn't like it any better. Teresa take Melina with you and watch from afar. Cast a barrier around the area you will be standing. I'll cast a barrier around us but just to be sure cast one around yourselves for maximum safety.-

I wave with my hand  and a barrier appears around both Melina and Teresa.

-Mike: No need for that. You can watch from over there.-

I have faith in my barriers. It's the first thing i learned after all.

2 chairs made from crystals spawn from the ground 100 meters away from as to where i was pointing.

Guess earth  magic is  useful after  all.

Me and Tesha  both take our places 10 meters apart from each other and ready ourselves.

-Tesha: Ready?-

Heh... Always.

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