Good news, I'm abandoning "Where Death can not go, a pussy she shall throw" story. Bad news, I'm starting two new ones. You can read the synopsis below.
"The garden of carnal pleasure: Red light dungeon"
Hell has no fury like a Sorcerer's scorned.
When Trish heard rumors that her fiance is a brothel patron, frequent patron to boot, she didn't believe them. After all, she was pretty, smart and rich. What more could a man desire, right?
Apparently, someone hotter than her. And he wanted it enough to pay for the pleasure. Pay with HER money.
She will be the first to admit that she went a little too crazy with her revenge... In the end, what was the point of preparing a hundred curses, when he died from the third one?
Oh well, she will do much better with the next target. After all, those filthy whores to deserve a little payback.
All that Trish needs now, is to send a newborn goblin dungeon core into a brothel. Before that, however, she will need to curse it with incubus lust, succubus allure, satyrs vigor, and a few more things. Together with goblins fertility, it will be a perfect vengeance.
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There is only one problem. The fucking core is a plant dungeon. Whatever, for a test run it will suffice.
"One drunken night" (the title is a work in the progress)
Necromancer, Warlock, Druid, Priest and a Wizard walk into a bar. After a few drinks, they start to talk.
-Hah, death ain't so scary when you are prepared for it. When the time comes, I will be back. - said Necromancer.
-Old, decaying and undead. Thanks, but no thanks. Eternal youth is the only way to go. - put Worlock
- Until the devil calls for his due. Those who lead a good life don't need to fear for their souls. - argued Priest
- Boring life, boring afterlife. Those like me who follow the Great Circle shall be reborn....- started Druid, just to be interrupted.
- As a deer or duck or other meal to be. - laughed Necromancer.
However, none of them brought such confusion with their words as the Wizard - I know a way for all of us to be reincarnated as humans.
Apparently, they had too much to drink, since using unfinished and untested soul magic sounded like a great idea at that time. It came as a great relief when all five of them woke the next morning alive, healthy and sain.
The ritual was soon forgotten, that is until our five friends bumped into an elder dragon... and his mate... and their children... while robbing said dragon's treasury. And guess what, the ritual worked. Pity that they forgot to specify on what world they wont to be reborn.
Follow our heroes on their next grand quest as they seek an answer for the question: How the hell do you use Qi?