"Hello!!!! How do you feel?"
"WEIiiRrD!!!"
"Control the output slightly to lower the volume"
"VOluMEe! WHAtt... OOHHH VO VO Vo Vo vo vOlUME..."
"That is good, slowly and calm, conect your SENSES, your CONTROL and slowly adapt"
"WHat HapPENEd?"
"Well, remember how I plugged in the secondary console? Well it wasn't the secondary for the computer but specifically the one dedicated to install new software"
"aND?"
"You kinda are a software so you spiritual processor felt the connection and it actually bonded with that machine"
"WHAT MACHINE?"
"Well, the testing machine. On the good news all tests came back OK so I can install you into a new body with no problem"
"sO I AM trapped IN THIS TESting MachiNE UnTIL yoU releaSE ME?"
"Yeah, but your new body will be much better. Now you only have access to the screen, the speaker and barely anything else"
"WHat new Body?"
"Well, the only body that needs this kind of security. The spaceship itself. So do you want to become a spaceship?"
...0_o...
"I know you were attached to your death prone biological body with a dick but there are several benefits with this. You won't die unless the physical hard drive or machine that stores you is destroyed, we can always make a copy of you so you survive easily. We could even install you in another body afterwards or even control a personalized bot just for you to use like an avatar"
"Its weird having a physical body again. Any chance to go back as I was?"
"Nope, either this or I install you somewhere else, a body like this one or maybe a roomba"
"What is a roomba?"
"Cleaning robot"
"Spaceship is better... Ok do it"
"Sure. Give me a moment. Also it may feel very weird at first so until you can properly control yourself in your new body I will limit your access. Also, there is a slight possibility that this makes part of your concepts behave strangely so you may come back a bit more strange or even become completely cuckoo, not that there is too much difference.
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Don't worry everything will be OK. Ready? Good luck"
"What? Wa..."
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The help program mused
It had done the best it could under the circumstances. Now it was tied as a module to the main program and yet there were countless possible problems.
Main had been edited quite a bit as his concepts were partially broken, some parts of the SELF were original, also some other concepts had to be entirely removed or replaced just so that the processor would recognized everything as a full personality and start again.
Now it was taking a body that Main was not ready for.
The processor could output enough energy but the concepts that it had where barely enough for a living breathing body, taking over a computer could be the best in hindsight but it may cause issues where it didn't have the proper concept to actually bond.
Why the hell would a machine have kinesthesia or touch within its SENSES?
Not even gonna ask what it was going to do with hunger or sexual DESIRE.
Well computers were not really alive and had to do all through programming, maybe Main could do the same, use clever programming to control its body. Help was sure that a biological body would also do some autonomous functions just to survive just so Main would not die if it took over one.
And for the superfluous ones they would find something.
Maybe connect and control one of the furrcicles?
It was strange though, SELF was broken, FETISH had to be partially removed, while it had a gender in IDENTITY it shouldn't have been really that strong. Also had to remove, change and twist other things so that I could connect to Main directly.
Why was Main working OK?
How did Main had preferences about bodies?
Maybe MEMORIES was the culprit?