"Han Heng spatial bullshit got better, in this world at least, so your next fight with him should be a bit more exciting, don't let him hold out on you"

Han Hao seated at one of the average restaurants in this city, was talking to Han Guang via his token, although the menu wasn't as varied as in his home, he liked to eat mortal food, although it tasted bland in comparison, it was a reminder of his time on earth and how shitty it is in comparison to his time here.

"So Han Heng got better at running what difference is that going to make"

Han Hao barely managed to hold back his laughter, "You meat head, you will see what difference that makes when you meet him next time, now tell me how has your mission been going"

"Well, I had the wolves cart me around from village to village and from sect to sect, challenging their most talented and strongest, nobody has managed to impress me yet, although I noticed that once in a while I would encounter one move that would threaten me a little, it is strange because the rest of their martial art would be quite weak but for a split second I feel as though I am facing you or Han Heng"

Han Hao gazed into his tea, a bit perplexed, after all Han Guang was still in the weak area, she was looking for core disciples for their sect by fighting people and measuring their potential, hoe any martial are from this world threaten her?

"So did you investigate?"

"Of course I did, I coerced them into giving me their martial arts, I noticed that each time there is a small section which seems out of place, and these sections seem related to each other as if they are fragments of one martial art, I have been collecting them for a while now, but I estimate I only got 0.000001% from the original martial arts"

"Interesting….."

"Oh, and I have been looking for these odd people you keep talking about, I have traced down broken engagements, sudden changes in behavior, sudden rises in strengths but all of them have bee normal people so far, I will keep looking I hope I encounter one of them, you said they are strong after all"

"…………………………."

'Han Guang did you just raise a flag?' only someone like Han Guang would excited to meet a protagonist like being, 'Who am I kidding I want to meet one too'

"Han Guang if you meet someone like that, tell me immediately alright?"

"Fine, I Won't keep all the fun to myself, take care I am closing in into the next sect, have fun with your mysterious alchemist ways"

"How many times I have to tell you, they are not-" Han Hao couldn't finish because the line have been cut, 'Did she just hang up in my face?

"………………….."

Han Hao stared at the token for quite a while before bursting out laughing attracting a few looks, but most of them just shrugged, he wasn't the weirdest person they have seen, cultivators are weird after all.

Han Hao pondered the fragmented martials, maybe it's related to the state of this particular planet, maybe not, they are always shady thing going in after all they are not necessarily related to each other.

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As he was deep in his own thoughts, a red headed woman sat in front of him, "Boss, What do you want?"

"Oh, You are finally here, well I am here to tell you that I got you a place to live, and your mission for the next few months" Han Hao decided to cut into the chase, the boss bandit seemed to be a no nonsense kind of person

"And ?"

"I have bought a four story building, you and your gang are going to live in the second and third floors, and some of you are going to work at my pill shop, while others are either going to be training in the basement or out collecting herbs for me, by the way catch" Han Hao threw a jade slip towards the red head, she caught and started tinkering with it, not knowing what it is.

'I forgot lower worlds, no jade slips here' "You take this thing and put qi into it will show five cultivation methods in your mind, these cultivation methods synergize with each other, you will divide your bandits into ten groups, each group with five people that each have one cultivation method from the five, each fine will be able to activate a formation to attack, defend or support, you on the other hand learn this" Han Hao threw another jade slip, "This one is the best independent cultivation method and it will serve as a corner stone for a grand formation with all 50 of your bandits"

The bandit boss starred at the jade slips for a couple of seconds uncomprehendingly, then she looked at Han Hao.

"Boss can I ask a question?"

"shoot"

"Who the fuck are you?"

"Your friendly neighborhood young master"

"Bullshit there are no friendly young masters"

"You wound my fragile ego" Han Hao held his heart dramatically, "I guess I will have to call all of my ancestors to bully you"

"Boss" boss bandit, Shao Ting said with the at most seriousness, as if she was discussing a life and death matter

"What?" Han Hao said a bit supersized at her sudden change of demeanor.

"You are going to have to explain what these jade slips thingies do again because I didn't understand shit " she said her face the picture of stone cold calmness.

"………………………….."

After a long stretch of silence, Han Hao broke into laughter.

"What are you laughing about boss? You speak too fucking fast? And you mention jade slips, then formations, then grand formation, and synerg- whatever, how the hell am I supposed to keep up?" she pouted

Han Hao continued laughing out loud at the sheer mundanity of the situation.

The she kicked his shin with her strength and he started laughing louder.

In the end Han Hao did explain again.

And again.

And again.

Turns out dropping a lot of new information at someone at once, isn't the most efficient thing,

Who knew?