My name is Han Skylark i was a Jedi and i died fighting well the Jedi and sith cause they both hates my views on the force i mean really Jedi is show no love bla bla bla and sith are like DESTROY DESTROY ah they are both stupid but they are both right just mix and mach some of their views. ah well yeah i died and the force welcomed me to my slumber literal and the force looks like a 25 year old GIRL and this girl is soooo hot she would even make the most devote jedi risk it

(Rose) I can read your mind well whatever you win you are the only person in the billions of years of sith and Jedi history to understand the power i gave that galaxy the force yeah so hurrah [cough cough] well anyways as a reward i will reincarnate you into a fantasy world with you lightsaber Betsy since that was your only companion through your life [cough loser cough] and you can call me Rose

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(Han skylark) Hey i heard that and i have no retort at all anyways what is fantasy

(Rose) ? ? ? ? ? im sorry what thats not the reaction i usually get usually people say stuff like awesome just like the novels from royal road and you should totally check that site out its great of wait you can't your dead. haha of well i will let you keep Betsy your memory's the ability to use the force and the ability to use magic from that galaxy and ill give you a hot body cause i won't have another incident happen with one of my reincarnations again

(Han) well that's cool so when do we start

(Rose) now bye bye

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Yes i know it sucks but deal with it please