Episode-1
How did it come to this?
No matter how I see it, it’s really unfair to me.
Damn! I am really jealous toward those isekai MC, whose are summoned by the beautiful princess or reincarnated with cheat level ability.
{AN: Isekai is a Japanese term, it's mean another world/parallel world.}
And me… I was surrounded by the bunch of disgusting Ossans and I was in the body of a man who is in half step of his death.
{AN: Ossan is a Japanese term, it’s a rude way to call middle aged dude.}
Let me say you again, it’s really unfair to me, dammit!
How?
Then let me explain my situation to you from the beginning.
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My name is Hasib Choudhury. I am an ordinary (?) Bengali, who lived in Dhaka.
I have no siblings, I had three but they all died for one or another reason.
My parents thought our family might be possessed by the devil. That’s why they raise me too carefully.
In fact, my mother always taught me the fear of death. Don’t eat that you will die, don’t see that you will die, don’t walk like that you will die, sleep this amount time or you will die soon… like this you will die and like that you will die.
And that’s why the fear of death possessed me like that; even if I know there is no way I can die from silly thing like that, I can’t dismount this habit. And still, now it is work for me even though my age is 20 and I have passed 12th class and participating admission test for the honors level school.
Like-wise today is the day I had participated in an admission test, and right now I was waiting for the bus that I actually few times take a ride on. Because my family is somewhat rich, so I always traveled by private car.
But unfortunately today my car stop working in midway and I have to take a taxi while my driver took that car for customizing. After finishing my exam, I called my driver some time ago, he said it will take another two or three hours.
So I had decided to take a taxi. But for some reason, there is no taxi here me to take to go back to home. And I am not so comfortable to ride other vehicles than this type of car.
Then I surprisingly saw a bus station where the bus stopped near to our local from here. And currently, I am waiting for next bus.
Long ago my mother said, ‘listen, son, if there is a time come that you have to ride a bus, then do not take a seat from back or front. Take a seat on the middle part of the bus, I think it’s safer than anything.’
Remembering that warning I get on the bus which just stopped here.
I was looking for seats of the middle row. But unfortunately, all seats were taken by passengers.
“I am too unfortunate today, no?”
I muttered to myself.
And I went back to take a seat. But I couldn’t do that for fear of death ringing on me.
Wait, I am really too unfortunate today, could it be devil’s mischief? Should I… should I leave the bus and wait for the next. When I was about to exit I notice that a young woman was sitting in a seat of middle raw. A naughty plan played on my mind.
You see my look isn’t that bad, in fact, I am handsome. If I somehow manage to convince that woman with my look then I might take the seat from her.
I went in front of the woman and asked her while brushing my hair and winking my eye,
“Hey beauty, can you let me take your seat, pretty please?”
The girl looked at me for a moment. I think she shocked to see some on as handsome as like me hitting on her. And,
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“Nope.”
Huh? What? I was rejected. Is she blind? Can’t she see how handsome I am? Maybe she is a lesbian. She has to be one. If so then I have to try it in another way. Okay let’s try that, I grab my mouth and told her,
“You see, I have motion sickness if I sit in back or front it’ll be really uncomfortable for me, so…”
“I am sorry… I cannot do that, I have also the same problem…”
This b*tch she rejected me again. Now I am angry. Don’t make a gentleman like me angry then it will be a really bad thing. Wait, is she doing this is on purpose? Could it be that devil possessed her and want me to sit on the back? It must be it, so that’s how it is. There is no way a normal girl can reject a handsome guy like me. Now then, I will not fall for that devil’s mischief. I will take more complicated way against her. I take off my jacket and loosen my tie and look at her with aggressive eyes, and bowed,
“Please, let me sit here.”
“No way.”
She is a devil; seriously she is a real devil. Okay, okay, let’s take another step higher. And I kowtow,
“If I cannot sit here I would be in trouble so please let me…”
“O-okay, okay. I understand.”
For some reason, the girl got embarrassed maybe she realized I am so handsome or maybe she was ashamed because everyone looking at us.
Nevertheless, it’s my win, you vile devil!
After sitting in the seat previously that girl was sitting I looked outside from the window because everyone is looking at me with weird eyes. I understand what I did in a fear of death. I have done something so shameless thing that I shouldn’t have done.
But whatever I priorities my life first. My mother said, 'Even a single moment of carelessness I can bring death on myself.' So in a true sense, I didn’t do anything wrong, no? No? Please don’t look at me with those eyes. I will become shy then.
Five minutes later. Our bus was in a traffic jam. It remained one minute.
When our bus restart again another bus from the right side of root crashed on the middle part of our bus, and I was the first victim. That all I know because everything got dark.
After many years later I came to know I was only one who died in that accident. The girl who changed her seat for me, remembered me for many years cause if not for me she might be the one who had died. Well, let’s leave that for later.
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Even though I expected myself dead, I actually was alive, but when consciousness returned my whole body was screaming in pain and I am not able to move my body even for millimeter. Well, I can understand that as I had a big accident, it will be a miracle if any of my bone is intact.
And that’s what I thought. When I open my eyes I saw something that's why I had fainted again.
After second time when I open my eyes I saw them clearly. They are human no doubt. But still, I cannot accept them as the human from our era.
Why? Let me explain.
Each of them was at least 6 to 7 feet tall; their skin was tanned and oily. In their face even who has less scar he has still five. Their eyes are red like the madman, their teeth are yellow color than any disgusting yellow color I ever saw and some even don’t have teeth.
In one word they are disgusting.
When they noticed that I regain my consciousness they look at me with bloodshot eyes.
Damn, I am scared. Sorry, I might even pee anytime.
Some of them even were laughing at me disgustingly.
Wait, could it be I am really dead and I am in hell right now? And they are the guardian of the hell who punish sinner…
Oh come on, I have nothing done wrong in my entire life… Okay don’t look at me those eyes, I confess that I watched porn on late night that doesn’t mean I will straight go to hell… Okay, I am confessing, I am confessing don’t look at me those eyes, I used to tease my older female cousin… of course not at the point I sexually harassed her… okay, okay... I fold her breast once, but that doesn’t mean her curse has sent me to hell after I died, no? No?
Oi, these hell guardians are coming toward me, they all are looking at me while surrounding my body from four sides, could it be they are doing the ritual to punish me… Oi, why that ossan take out a sword from nowhere will he stabbed me? Hey hey, even though I am death if you stab me with that I will die for sure.
He is saying something while disgustingly smirking, but I cannot hear him for some reason. Probably I lost my hearing ability from someone else’s curse.
Wait that ossan coming toward me while raising his sword, seeing that I was too scared that I lost consciousness again.
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I don’t know when I get back to my sense again; I was looking at the ceiling of this cell-like room for a long time.
My body still aching, but I can move my body, unlike last time.
After fighting to myself at last I was able to sit in the iron like a bed. I size the whole room that I was in right now. This room like from 100 years abandoned house. It stinks, the wall might collapse anytime soon. Many kinds of bugs were nesting on the corner of the wall.
“So hell is like that, I imagine it to be more frightening. Like, I will be in the middle of lava or something.”
I muttered to myself and that’s when a guardian of hell entered this room. He wore only a pent no shirt while showing his muscle. This guy is at least 7 feet (2.1336m) tall and has huge robust chest, it seems sweat in oil form is dripping from his body, his face is disgusting then any man I ever saw in earth, there is at least ten scar in his face, his nose was broken, his teeth war most yellow thing I have ever seen in my life.
He can be easily low rate bandit in a film based on mid-era.
That guy gave a scary smile while showing all of his teeth and opened his mouth; I almost vomited because from his mouth disgusting smell was coming. But his sentence has stunned me,
“Thanked god, boss, at last, you have awakened.”
Wait, what did I hear? I have got real confused.
“Boss last 2 month you were in a deep coma. No matter how many times we tried you were not coming to sense, but at last today you regain your consciousness.”
Okay, why is he calling me boss again? Am I somehow become the leader of hell guardian or something? Am I that awesome? Heh, it is as expected of me, even though I got retribution I become hell king somehow. But something twitching me, why I was unconscious, ain’t I dead already?
Seeing my silence the man asked me,
“What’s the matter, boss? Could it be you are feeling uncomfortable?”
Yea, first because you are a scary dude and second go brush your bloody teeth. Of course, I don’t have the gut to tell him that, if I make him angry I might die in a slap of this man's big palm. That’s why asked, the thing I should have asked,
“Sorry, I don’t know the reason behind my long coma.”
That guy was staring at me dumbfoundedly, crap did I say something I shouldn’t have? This guy won’t become angry, no?
“Umm, that’s bad. Maybe you have lost your memory or something from the last battle.”
That guy told me with a serious face. What battle anyway? Did I challenge the hell king? There is no way I can win. Or I somehow become awesome in fight too, but proving that all of my thought was wrong that guy told me,
“We were chased down by Blue Saintess and you got injured when she tried to kill you with her ice magic and more than half of us died. You were frozen and almost closed to death, but for some reason, she stopped to chase us down as she has something important to take care of, maybe she thought that you might die soon even if she doesn’t blow the last strike and let you go. But she doesn’t know you have the soul of eternity or something that as long as you are alive even for a thread worth, you can survive. And in plus point, Amu had taken all poisonous ice by his blood cutter sword from your body, but it was still fatal, then we kidnapped a woman from a town who is a healer to heal you.”
Oh no, it’s not the thing that I am thinking, oh noh… I would have somehow happy if I was in another situation but I am pretty sure I have reincarnated into the body of a bandit leader!
To confirm my doubt bunch of ossans enter the room and cried out,
“Boss you have awakened.”
“Even though I don’t give a shit about that god, but he actually kept you alive we should pray to him for once.”
“Wahahahaha, our boss is a one of five great bandit leader like hell he will die by that b*tch.”
Yabe! The memory of dead bandit leader triggered on my head, Yabbbe! I reincarnated in the body of the piece of shit that has bounty more than hundred million for his head. Yabbbbbbbe!
{AN: Yabe is also a Japanese term, its mean 'this is bad'.}
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Author Note: Need an editor who will edit this for me freely. I will be grateful if some help me. (At least for now, when I will find a good way to send money to an editor, I will contact them.)