A young human cultivator entered a bar. Looking around, he saw a lone man in a corner sulking and drinking his troubles away.

Feeling like doing a good deed for a change, he decided to speak with the man and bought him a bottle of the finest wine.

“Bad day?” he asked as he handed the man a glass with a smile, and filled it up for him.

The man glanced at him from the corner of his eye and mouthed a quick [Thank you.] as a reply.

“So, what’s on your mind?” The young cultivator took the seat opposite him and tried to initiate the conversation.

[Ugh… My mom’s a bitch…]

“Excuse me?”

[You heard me, my mom’s a fucking bitch! A dog in heat! A god damn lust demon!]

“Whoah there buddy, relax! No need to raise your voice. And you probably shouldn’t be insulting your mother like that…”

[No, you don’t understand… I’m a werewolf, see? And my mom, she’s…]

“Oh, so she’s a wolf? Sorry, I misunderstood…”

[Werewolf, wolf, dog, what difference is there? What matters is that she’s horny as fuck all the time! And she even tried to fuck me!]

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“Wait, what?! How’s that possible? Where’s your father?”

[She ate him.]

“Huh?!”

[Yep, she ate him soon after I was born.]

“What the fuck, man! That’s messed up!”

[Yeah, she kept him for years like a pet until he was drained dry. And when she didn’t need him anymore, she ate him. Luckily my uncle came to my aid and got me away from that crazy bitch.]

“Well, at least you got away…”

[Heh…]

“Don’t tell me there’s more?”

[Oh yeah… My father was also my brother.]

“What?! No… You are lying…”

[Oh, it’s true. My uncle told me all about it. She would eat the father after a male child was born, while also consuming any female offspring in the meantime.]

“That’s disgusting! I’m feeling sick…”

[And when they came of age, she would make them take his role.]

“No! That can’t be! How could she?! It’s impossible!”

[She would then repeat this cycle over, and over, and over, and over…]

“How long… How long was this monster doing this?!”

[Centuries perhaps? The bitch is pretty old after all… Even my uncle didn’t know how many times it happened. Ten times maybe? Perhaps even fifteen? Who knows.]

“Oh, my god! Why would she do that?!”

[Something about concentrating the bloodline? I’m not even sure myself. Uncle was…less than clear in that regard. He also didn’t want to give her any chances of beating him. The race between the two was going on for so long already…]

“What race?”

[To the ascension, of course, what else could it be?]

“And you are planning to help your uncle beat your mother?”

[Are you crazy? Have you been listening to the story? I am not going anywhere near those two lunatics!]

“Two? I...don’t understand…”

[They are both the same! My uncle does the same shit as her! Just, you know… The opposite…]

“…”

[…]

The two men stared at each other in silence.

“Barkeep! Another bottle! Actually, no… Make it three! Give me the strongest stuff you have, poisonous if possible! We’re not leaving here until we are both dead drunk! Or worse!”