I woke up startled by the fact I slept through a storm. Bad news: a branch was over my body so I couldn't move except for my arms. Good news: Seems I'm not hurt but I can't get up. Also I had stashed up some roasted meat 3 days before I bumped into those crazy rabbits. Maybe I should call it crazed rabbits. I mean whole wouldn't be disgusted by corpses of rabbits being crushed by that giant 3 eyed bird.
Rather I got annoyed by the note God left in my right hand. "Did you enjoy this world. How was my loving cute rabbits? Did they give you a warm welcome." More like nightmares, instead what bothers me is what Kimiko said. "What were you thinking with those rabbits that destroyed a whole kingdom. A whole ecosystem was put out of balance. Instead of helping were you trying to make piranhas on land. From the description I got 15 years ago on my arrival reminded me of the description of piranhas on land instead of rabbits. Now what do you have to say for yourself."
Yep she seemed rather pissed off by him even messing with the rabbits evolution process. I read the bottom of the note God left me. "Monsters here are called Demon Soul beasts. Be careful on the sea, Kimiko caused some major changes 10 years back in her dragon form, from your friend God." If your a friend undo your mess with the scary rabbits. No rather I request a order of turn them back into cute and harmless. If they can take away a kingdom they're too dangerous for me a 3 year old.
God can I pray to you return them like now! (She's making it a order. Since she can't move because the branch. So she's trying to distract herself from the issue.)
"What kinda of rabbits leaves only bones and buildings? That's abnormal! Also please make sure they stay away like at least 30 kilometers from me and out of the forest. I freaking shiver on sight of them or if I smell them my body automatically freezes up. That's why I request you, no order you to return them to being harmless cute animals. And please cure my trauma of them."
"I'm going to sleep since all that yelling hurts my throat. Stupid cat. Next time don't touch evolution if your going to make traumatizing monsters out of cute animals. (Yawns) Good night." (By the way it's still morning but since she doesn't have super strength to move the giant branch she decided to sleep on it for now since she's still tired.)
During Yuki's complaints since she's stuck with the giant branch:
God's eating popcorn and watching her amused. "Where's the fun in that. I'm glad I can hear you but you can't hear me like Kimiko or talk to me like her and her daughter. (Laughs) Killer Rabbits, aw I just love that name. They're so cute and cuddly maybe I should give her the tamer class for her subclass and give her one as a gift."
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"Actually I think you'll traumatize the girl more. I ask that you refrain from doing unnecessary things right now. Plus she's just a 3 year old girl without super strength. And she's already scared for life by rabbits, so I ask you to refrain from creating evolutions that cause troubles," Kimiko yelled.
(Cause she can hear God planning something she know that will leave our mc too scared for life. She can't even stand being near rabbits and God's thinking of gifting one to her. That'll be like a distraction during battle and asking her to be killed so Kimiko is pissed. Remember mc just said she freezes up when she notices one come near her)
"But didn't you create weird see monsters Kimiko. Like those sea monsters the Leviathans, you taught them how to turn human form and taught them magic and language," God said. (Cat scratching his ear, but if he was a person they'd be holding their head in a headache)
"What is was better than having them cause sea storms and ship wrecks," Kimiko yelled. "No rather the problem was you were in dragon form shouting at them. 'You either listen to me or I'll destroy your underwater caverns. This isn't a threat it's a order. Listen or I'll do much more than this.' With this kinda warning who wouldn't want to listen plus you were shooting out laser from your mouth and had their leader in your clutches. How can they go against you."
"It wasn't that bad," Kimiko said in a quiet voice. "Well compared to your daughter she looked like a yakuza leader on top of all those fallen bodies during her fight for top in the underworld. While yours was more inhuman and interesting," God said happily. 'Was he faking the headache earlier,' she thought. "I wasn't faking when I said you teaching them to turn into human form was a problem. Because they don't look all human their scales make them look like fish men or like lamias."
"They're sea serpents though, so their tails are still their racial traits of course but there's no elves here nor demons and demihumans. Besides Yuki being a Neko. Actually leviathans don't count," Kimiko said proudly. "It's still better than having them ship wreck others. Plus aren't they living peacefully."
God sighed as he glares at her as if to say your making me work more than needed. "Plus their tails big but it's from their but not their legs so no lamia. Shouldn't you be happy," she asked. "No because they're the strongest at sea now and if humans go to deep into sea they get kidnapped now a days."
"It's mating season so what, rather they seemed pretty happy last I checked them 6 days ago. I mean both the humans and Leviathan," she said. "That's the thing people are going misssing and they're not contacting their families about it. Don't you find that all," God asked. "I see no problems with it the leviathans in human form look like demihumans but they're all ikemen and Bishōjo," she said amused. "They can turn into their Leviathan form at will too, plus the humans living with them don't mind."