Joe used to be university student at one of those big tech school, but thats behind him, now he is Grower, oh how he loves his green, oh so much. He just now watching his beutiful automatic weed garde which he desingned and build himself. Oh and the heavenly smell. "One day, i will be called God of Weed" he thought to himself.

Unfortunatly this thought got to the God of harvest, well normally thoughts never get to the gods, or other being, but at that day, at that exact moment the Worly Will was bit, out of itself because of unstable blackhole that wasn't supposed to implode but for one reasonn or another the Laws got somehow mixed up, and other boring shit... Well it mixed up his thought for some very pious prayed, and sent it to the God of Harvest. YEAH, Even World Will can sometimes screw up, GO FUCK YOURSELF!

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Well to make things simple, God of Harvest was bit amused but also bit enraged at the World that something so simplistic got to him. So he decided to fulfill this foolish wish of this mortal, and struck the mortal with Transmigration lightning and sent him to the Cultivation world, and to save resources used ongoing tribulation of some Important shit.

And ofcourse as merciful god he cannot send him there without some hope, ge gave him Weedanator 3000! One of his old experiments he created when he stoned himself, YES EVEN GODS need to let some steam out once in while, SUE ME!

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During Xe Mings, tribulation, one lightning diverted from striking him, struck into some far of valley. "One lightning less for me i guess, hope it doesnt strike someone important" thought Xe Ming, and once regain started to focus on his tribulation.

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Before Joe was struct by the lightning indoor, mind you! He thought he is stoned bit too much as he heard voice in his head say "Your wish is Granted! *laughter*". But the next second he found himself in picqturess valley, with majestic mountins in all directions, with magicly sprinkling cloud around them, and first thought was where am i, but "Should i stop smoking ? Nah, let's chill", he layed down against the tree and enyoed the view.

*Few hour later* During Sunset

When he started to feel cold"Okay, might not be tripping, or it's a dream." So he pinched himself and it hurt as hell. NOT DREAMING!

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"Shit did someone kidnap me or did i sleepwalk ? WAIT!" He started to go throu his clothet and when he found the bag of weed, he calmed down. "Uf that was close, so noone robbed me, so probably no kdinaping... "

*DING* *BANG* *BANG*

Ligthworks showed up before his eyes!

"Weedanator 3000! At your service! To knwo more think status!"

README!

Hello, im Weedanator 3000, guide created by ------- also known as God of Harvest. As someone very lucky to be blessed by Esteemed, most Inteligent, most Handsome and Most Benevolet God of all. You are given this system to help you out (As you are weak pathetic too old mortal to begin cultivation) prove your resolve in becoming God of Weed, or die trying. To help you start out in this dangerous inhospitable for mortals place these gifts:

- 30x Cannabis sativa seeds

- 1x chiped Logar language knowledge

- 1x most common Cultivation knowledge, known by most mortals

- 1x Super Awesome System Create By Super Mega Aweome God of Harvest

Good Luck

This messenge will destroy itslef in 30 seconds after reading it, and all gifts will spawn before you!

---STATUS--- Name: Joe Robert (Alias: Dude) Rank: Mortal Cult. Technique: None Knowledge:

Engineering - Low Immersion

Mathematics - Adequate

Chemistry - Novice

Genetics - Novice

Cooking - Adequate

Baking - Adequate

Gardening - Adequate

Weed growing - Low Immersion

Procrastinating - Low Immersion

Weed Smoking - Mastery

Healing - Novice

Affinity:

Metal - Mortal Rank (Also known as level 5)

Wood - Mortal Rank (Level 8)

Fire - Mortal Rank (Level 5)

Water - Mortal Rank (Level 5)

Electricity - Mortal Rank (Level 8)

Weed - Earth Rank (Level 30)

"What the Fuck!?" Thought Joe before seeing leathery pouch with weed symbol materilize out of thin air, and having his head assaulted by foreing knwoledge, bringing with itself such a pain that he fell unconsious.