I guess i should give you some background on the story, shouldn't i? Ugh, fine. Okay deep breathes. *deep inhale**deep exhale* Alright, let's do this!

Alright, so a little over 200 years ago 10,000 people of various backgrounds left Earth to colonize Mars on a one way trip. Yay us! It went well for about 50ish years before we lost contact with Earth. Well, shit. This presented the colony Europa (No connection to anythiny, I just like the name) with a few problems. 1. What do we do? 2. How can we help? 3. How do we get BACK to Earth, IF we can help? and 4. Who gets to go? Well, the answers to those questions wouldn't get an answer for nearly fifty years.

Europa's best scientists and Engineer's went to work, but without a fuel source the ship that got us here wasn't going to go anywhere. Shitty, right? So, they came up with an idea of growing the fuel out of this new plant they had spliced up in a lab called super corn Goris. Goris was a plant that could be milled down and processed into a fuel source that would allow the rocket a return trip. I bet your asking "I bet that is going to take forever to grow, now isnt it?"

DING DING DING! You would be right! It would take YEARS, fifty years to be exact! You're just so smart, now aren't you? I bet you'd like a cookie, wouldn't you? Ha, suucks. Anyways, now that we got this super corn fuel Goris fuel and the ship fueled and ready to go! The ship just needs a crew of people willing to give it there all, give up there life on Mars and start a new one on the planet we all left. Exciting, no? Well, you'd be wrong, because it's horrible. Now, before i get to sidetracked i would like to discuss how i got picked to go on this, oh so life changing expierence.

You see a few months before we got enough fuel to go back to Earth, we got a response from Earth. Well, more a bunch of annoying beeping, but i digress. The beeping happened to be a beacon from a lab of sorts in the mid-western region of the United States. This beacon caused a giant overreaction here on Mars and Europa's leaders decided they needed a crew to send to Earth, find the beacon and see what the hell is going on. And this is where i came into picture. Yay me!

You see on Europa i'm known for getting in (and out of) impossible situations. Like the time that i steered a meteor away from Mars and instead crashed it into the moon, leaving a very sizeable dent. Ahh, good times. ANYWHO, they ended up finding me and promoting me to the rank of captain and telling me to assemble a crew. How the fuck do you find people and ask them "Oh, hey remember that planet we all left? Yeah? Wanna go back to it?" Here, let me answer that questions: You don't!

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So, i did what any reasonable person would do and i went to the military for help. That's where i found my first couple of idiots willing to join me on my misadventure, Tiny and Sam. Ya see, Tiny is somewhat of an ironic nickname, for he is one BIG MOTHERFUCKER. Standing at 6'7" and weighing a bit over 250 lbs of muscle, Tiny or Artyom Chekov as he is formally known, is a big dude. Tiny is an average looking fella, with a gloriously long beard, bald head, green eyes that shine like an emerald, loves walks on the beach, a real family man! Ha, jokes! Tiny doesn't really talk much and according to the General, he only says thing when he feels they need to be said. Good, someone that will follow me and i can do all the talking, my favorite!

Now, Sam is...well Sam is a woman whom seems to prefer things of a higher caliber. (Heh, see what i did there? Caliber? Ha-ha-ha-ha. Fuck you, i'm funny!) She's a whole 5'6" 170 pounds of blonde haired, curvacious, ass kicking machine. She's got some killer blue eyes that look like you'd drown in the lake that they reflect. A real beauty, if your into that whole shes gonna kill you thing. After, i talked these two and like 15 other soldiers to join the luxurious trip to Earth, i stumbled upon Doc.

How do i explain Doc to people? Hmm, well she's a latina godess, with caramel skin, deep green eyes, an hourglass-like figure (dem hips, MMM!) and she has a THING FOR ME!

"What in the hell are you talking about?" Doc taps Adam on the shoulder. Adam turns to her and smiles.

"Oh, just how that your secretly crazy for me!" Adam winks at her. Doc begins hysterically laughing and walks away. Adam blows a kiss to her and winks.

"She's just playing hard to get."

Whoops, didn't mean for that to get into the journal. Eh, oh well. Doc may be hot ass all hell, but she's got the brains to back that sweet ass of hers. She got her master's degree in Bio-medical Engineering, Medical Science, Cardiology, Pathology, Oriental Medicine, all before she was 24. Oh and she's one hell of a surgeon.

Well, after Doc i had but one person left on my list to bring with me to Earth. Akagi Yumiko or Yumiko. Yumiko was the finest Engineer Europa has ever spit out. At the age of 8, Yumiko invented the first A.I. system that now runs most of Europa's major systems. By the age of fifteen she was the lead in the Engineering department and made improvments to the A.I's system and created "Thane". Thane is an incredibly snarky A.I. that exists on a device that exists on Miss Yumiko's wrist. The two can hack, fix, detect, make pretty much anything that involves electronics. Oh and for those of you wondering, she's 5'4", stark black hair, brown eyes, glasses and a solid 9/10 curvy gal. I feel like i have a type...mmm nope.

Finally, with my crew of whack jobs and cannon fodder assembled, we get to head to go to Earth. It's full of all sorts of creatures that just want to hug us and nurture us and tuck us in at night. More on that later!