NOTICE OF SUNDAY SERVICE

Due to the unfortunate blaze at the George Anderson & Edward Parkley Dye Factory, we ask that this Sunday’s attendees wear a red dyed ribbon (for women) or armband (for men) to reflect our deep sorrow and condolences for the lost and those mourning. Infants may be swaddled in red dyed cloth or a red ribbon may be tied around their waist.

The requisite fabric may be bought at Sally’s Hand, Turtledove Fabrics, or straight from the George Anderson & Edward Parkley Dye Factory’s front office. The Honorable Earl Graef has charitably paid much of the cost for red dyed cotton, ensuring a price of 3d. for a yard until THIS SUNDAY.

SCHEDULE of ST. CRESSIDA OF LESTFOLTH

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6:00 Bellringers First Call

7:20 Bellringers Final Toll

8:00 Morning Prayer, led by the Revd. Robert Long

8:30 The Pane

9:00 Commentary of Saint Swann reading and sermon

11:30 Admissions of Sin

12:20 Relief

1:00 Prayers for the Deceased, led by the Revd. Ian Anderson

2:30 Choral Farewell

FURTHER NOTICE

THE REVD. ROBERT LONG WOULD LIKE TO MAKE THE PUBLIC AWARE HE HAS COME INTO POSSESSION OF A SMALL WHITE AND BLACK DOG WITH A GREEN COLLAR. THE REVD. LONG DESCRIBES THE DOG AS “very gregarious, a friendly little lady, in good health and enjoys the company of others”. IF YOU HAVE LOST A DOG, PLEASE MAKE AN INQUIRY WITH BETHANY CROFT AT ST. CRESSIDA’S OFFICE.