Chapter 4
My eye twitch at the sight in front of me
Ruby’s using the corner of my room to maintain her weapon
Which happens to be the same spot I use to maintain my weapon… she’s also using my oil like it was hers
Yang was sitting on the sofa. MY SOFA watching some movie at my TV
Weiss was inspecting my spell-infused dust which I forgot to store
And Blake is reading my book, a book filled with the information about heroic spirit, which I also forgot to store back after reading
That was team RWBY, as for team JNPR
Jaune was reading a manga I bought from my home world
By the way this world also has manga and anime surprisingly
Nikos was looking at the ice sculpture I made during my free time
What? I have origin and element as ice, might as well use them to have fun
Nora was… OI! Don’t play with my ice sculpture as if they we’re toys! It takes time and delicate work to make those grimm! Well, at least she wasn’t playing with the servant sculpture
Ren was meditaing
I had the sudden urge to cast blizzard bomb spell in the middle of the room but hold it
“how the hell did you guys get inside my room? And why is there a sofa there? I don’t remember buying that” I ask while looking at said object
“Well since you’re a reserve member of team RWBY and JNPR Ozpin gave us the key to your room!” Ruby says happily
Damn you Ozpin
Wait, does that mean I don’t have my privacy anymore?
“plus! Your room is larger than ours! And as the leader of a team I voted that your room will be team RWBY and JNPR hang out spot!” Ruby said with star in her eye
I look at everyone and receive nothing but pity and understanding…
“*sigh*… fine you can use my room as a… hang out spot… but one, don’t mess with the ice sculpture, yes Nora, even the one you’re holding put them back please… thank you, two, the dust on my those table is off limit and don’t give me that look Weiss I don’t care how much of an expert you are on dust those are my personal… mix dust so no, three if you want to borrow one of my book just asked, and yes Blake, Jaune you can borrow that book just make sure you give It back to me when you’re done and lastly… that drawer there, don’t even think of getting close to it, if someone even touch or look inside of that drawer I promise you that I’ll freeze the part between your leg… that include you girls as well, what you think I care? Hah I believe in all-equality! Anyway that’s all I’m going to say, I have something else to do so goodbye” I said while putting on my mask
As I was about to close the door Ruby asked me “Wait! Where are you going? Aren’t you going to hang out with us? You know as a team”
Aww~ that’s cute, but I have something more important to do so…
“Somewhere I want to go, no and I’m a reserve member, I don’t count as a team member” I said plainly
Ruby look sad at what I just said and give me the puppy eyes, lips quivering and tear threaten to fall while saying “Please”
Hah! Like that could persuade me, unlike the time when you ‘actually’ cry this time it’s all fake so tough luck
Just as I was about to shut the door the servant spoke
‘If you deny her request I will personally beat you up inside your dream’ Hassan
‘How would you like to be cooked? Half-rare or roast?’ Kiyohime
‘I’ll gouge your eyes out if you say no to that face’ Atalanta
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“Haa~ fine I’ll hang out with you” I muttered in defeat
“Yay!~” Ruby cheer and made a fist pump
“Only for today so enjoy my company while you can peasant” I said in a royalty-like tone
“Gladly milady, I will surely savour this moment” Ruby said while giving me a mock bow
And with that I waste a whole day bonding with team RWBY and JNPR. Well not really bonding per say just getting to know each other a little bit
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Its 7:14 p.m. and the two teams already went back to their respective room
Seriously, that girl is too childish and she wasted a whole day just to hang out, I could’ve use all those time to search for the servant
Oh well~ no use in crying over spilt milk
I should take a quick shower before I start my recon
My top priority is searching for the serial killer that targets women and the one at forever fall
It was obvious that the serial killer is Jack the Ripper
And I’m so glad that I was made as a male, if not then I will have a large disadvantage against that servant
I should probably put some defensive spell at myself, especially the vital part least I wan-
*BANG*” And the slumber party starts now” Ruby suddenly barge in along with the rest of her team and team JNPR in their pajama
When they saw me all of their face went red
Why?
Easy, because I was currently in the process of stripping myself and leave my body to little imagination
Oi, Jaune I’m a guy, why the hell are you blushing
“Damn princess, I never thought that you would even have a girls figure” the yellow succubus said while eyeing me
I instantly cover my whole body with my cloak out of reflex while glaring dagger at her and I bet that my face is red right now
“you do know that just by doing that your feminine point just rose?” Yang said
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“we’ll be outside of your room. Give us a call when you’re done taking a shower” she said and push the other outside of my room
I would prefer if you and everyone else just go back to their room
Is that too much to ask
You don’t need to answer that Hassan
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“So… what’s this about having a slumber party” I asked while looking at them
“Um, Nemo why are you still wearing those pyjama? I thought that you would have already buy a new sleeping wear” Yang ask me
I stare at her blankly
“Ah… well it’s kind of comfortable that I thought it would be a waste to throw it away, i-it’s not like I like it or anything” I said while looking at the side
“Aren’t you embarrassed, as a man with dignity and pride?” Ren asked
“Embarrassed? Dignity? Pride? What are those? Are they tasety?” I said trying to make a joke
They all gave me a deadpanned stare
What!? It’s true! It really feels nice sleeping in it!
If you guys keep giving that look I’ll cry
I will really cry you know!
“Ignoring the cross dresser (Oi) the night will start with the [king game]!” Ruby announced cheerfully after saying horrible thing to me
“Kings game?” everyone except Ruby and Yang said in confusion
“Yea, it’s a game snow princess made when we we’re younger” Yang
“How do we play this game?” Ren asked
“Well… first you need to have an identical stick that matches the number of people who are playing” Ruby begin to explain while I take out nine identical stick
“Where did those stick come from?” Weiss asked
“it was always there” I answer her with a teasing smile
“What! No it doe-“
“Ruby can you please continue”
“Sure!”
“Don’t ignore me!”
“then we write the respective number on the stick except for the last one, the last one will be written king”
I begin writing on the stick
“after that each of us will draw a stick without looking at the sign, don’t show it at someone else when you got a number. If you got the king you can give one order at the maximum of three people. The king will have to say the number of course you can’t use the person name so everyone’s in?” Ruby asked
Everyone agree
With that the games start
Round 1
King: Nora
Me: 3
“Yay! I’m the king, and as king I demand Nemo to tell us that the truth. Are you a girl or a boy?” Nora asked
“Nora, you need to say the number you can’t asked him directly” Ren reminded his partner
That was a rude and insulting to say
“3 there now tell us!”
HOW? How did she know my number? Is she cheating? Not possible
‘just answer the damn question’ Atalanta said
“Boy, I am boy, a man, a male” I said
“Are you sure? I don’t believe you”
“How the hell am I supposed to prove you? You already saw my chest, isn’t that prove enough for you!?”
“Well, maybe you’re just a flat chested girl. I suggest you strip down buck naked” she said grinning ear to ear
SNAP
“I’LL FUCKING KILL YOU!”
“language”
“Shut up!”
Round 2
King: Yang
Me: 1
“Alright! Number 1, give number 2 a kiss” Yang said with a devilish grin
The hell?
“W-what!?” Weiss said
Guess she’s number two
I stand up and walk toward her and give her a kiss on her forehead then went back to my seat
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“Seriously? That’s it? No blushing? Not even a protest” Yang said not knowing that her sister is giving her a death glare
I look at her with lifeless eye
“at this point all of my pride and dignity is nothing more than a speck of dust”
“Oh, sorry”
I turn and look at Weiss…
Yep, she’s completely frozen while also blushing that matches Ruby name
Round 3
King: Jaune
Me: 7
“Alright number 4 I want you to kiss me on the cheek” Jaune said smugly
“Haa… fine let’s get this over with” Ren
“Huh!?”
Ren got closer to Jaune
“W-wait I take it back! No stop Ren NOoooo”
Round 4
King : me
What should I do?
‘how about you give an order like..’ Atalanta gives me an idea
But I think I have a better one
“Number 2,8 and 4 I want you to take off your cloth and only wear your underwear and bra if you’re a girl
“Eh!?” Jaune
“wawawawa!?” Ruby said while blushing
“… Pervert” Blake said glaring at me
“The king order are absolute” I said firmly with my usual stoic face
“Whao, isn’t that a bit too much Nemo?” Yang said
“Ever since I came to Beacon I receive nothing but humiliation. I want to share this feeling so do as your king order or off with your heads!” I said with an evil smile
They comply with hesitation
Good-good embrace those feeling when you feel your dignity being stomp
Mwahahahahah
“Uuu, I can’t get married anymore” Ruby said with tear in her eye while trying to cover her body with her hand as much as she could
“I think I could get used to this” the hell Jaune!?
“I’ll get you back for this” Blake said
If looks can kill
A hand made it’s way on my shoulder
Turns out the owner of this hand is a very angry Yang
A grin crept onto my face
I turn and look at Ruby
“If you can’t get married then let me take responsibility by being the one to marry you” I said while giving her an honest smile
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Everyone froze on what I just said to Ruby
I can see the gear on their heads turning and when they we’re finally able to process the event
The last thing I see is a fist coated with flame
I have no regret
This is my only path
To fulfil my petty revenge
0-0-0
When I woke up it was already morning
Sunday morning if you’re wondering
Well that night was quite eventful, I wonder what they did the rest of the night?
*snicker**Giggle*
I heard someone laughing
*Snap*
… and someone taking a picture
I look at the direction where the sound came from and spotted Yang, Blake and JNPR
Yang was holding her scroll while Blake had an amuse smile on her face that reminds me of a cat
‘She’s a cat Faunus” Atalanta inform me
Oh…I like cat
‘I think there’s something more important than that’ Atalanta
Huh? Like what?
‘Like the a girl sleeping with you’
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I look around my body
Ruby sleeping with a smile on my chest
You know what?
I’m too tired for this shit
I went back to sleep knowing that the next time I wake up it will be chaotic
Oh dear
I can’t help but feel that Ruby luck is at fault