"What happened, where am I, what the hell is going on, who  turned off the lights, well shit, this wouldn't be my first Rodeo."

 'First off, all I remember was performing at my concert in Switzerland, Performing for those evil creatures,  Women. 

  Why do I hate Women? Simple,  my mother left when I was 5 and ran off with some rich snob, oh well not much right?  But she left not only me,  but my father.

  My father had worked his ass off to buy her all she wanted,  but what did she do in return?  Besides spending all of his hard earned money, she slepted with others behind his back, all I don't understand was why didn't he just up and leave her after finding out?

Well 3 years later Slut left and Dad died? How? Over working. Time to get back on track, I was singing some song that I utterly despised, which I won't mention :P. 

But then something beneath me went shiny and then poof, here I am , probably dead, I dunno.

You want me to introduce myself? Fine, my Names Ryjer, I hate women, and i utterly love singing, even if I was forced to sing for others by my foster parents.

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Anyways, I have dark abyss like black hair, blue eyes yet amber around the iris, and yes, I work out, hey now, fitness is important, atleast my father told me before passing away, Ironic, he should of taken more care of himself.

Anyways Here we are in this lonely darkness, with nothing to do.'

With nothing to do I started humming a tune all of 'Merica should know.

Du nun da du nun da nun~ 

(P.s. its star wars if ya'll were wondering)

Right when my humming started a dark figure came into view, though I couldn't see it, but it did have curves, Fuck.

" Hello Mortal, This I Death"

"What is it you want, Pesant?" 

I replied

I don't know how but I can sense her Aura of Annoyance, if you'll call it that, rising through the dark abyss.

"What the hell did you call me?! Be gone!"

And poof, everything went white