I just wrote this chapter out of boredom.
Isla: I dare you to name me all the monsters you can think of from Percy Jackson.
Me: Cyclopes, Earthborn, Giants, Titans, The hundred-handed ones, empousai, furies and karpoi.
Dina: If you could make the Percy Jackson characters do a dare, what would it be?
Me: For Leo, I would dare him to hold a rabbit for ten minutes. For Piper, I would dare her to stick a poster of her dad in her bedroom for at least a day. For Jason, I would definetly dare him to wear red underpants outside his jeans, fly around camp half blood and shout: I am the blonde superman! What about you, Dina?
DIna: Who me? For Nico, I would make him dress like a mismatched neon rainbow and have him walk a full round around camp. No shadow traveling. For Percy, I would dress him as Aquaman, make him make the river look like a tsunami while shouting: I am the king of Atlantis! And for Annabeth: I would make her go touch a tarantula.
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Me: Yup, you're mean.
Dina: You, Isla?
Isla:I would make Frank redo the chinese finger trap scene. Before he found out how it worked. And for Hazel, I'd make her sit in a boat for five minutes.
Me: Are you trying to make her puke?!
Isla: That's why it's only five minutes.
Dina: So who do you ship?
Me: Jiper, Percabeth, Frazel and Leo and Calypso.
Dina: No Solengelo?
Me: *hair catches fire*
Dina: Woah! Okay okay I'll stop!
Isla: You know, I always wonder what would it be like if Octavian and Reyna got in a relationship.
Dina: Why on Earth would you you ship them? Octy was an a*%hole.
Isla: Yeah, but Reyna would be Octavian's saving grace.
Me: That's it? No benefits for Reyna? And was that a pun?
Isla: That's all I could think of. And no.
Me: You're the Godling of Imagination.
Isla: So!?
Dina: Woah there! Calm down, girls!
Me: So if Bianca had lived, Nico would be a super ethousiastic kid that summons zombies so they can dance salsa or something.
Isla: Yup.
Dina: Anything else? No? Alright then, that's all for now! Bye.