“Are ya sure this is the right bank, boss?” Chuckles asked.

“Yes, yes, of course!” Answered a drunk mayor Vill Villainous. “Now Chuckles and Laffalot, get your clown masks on. We’re going in!” Vill said. “And Valen, are you coming?”

“Yes, yes, but don’t tell anyone I’m hanging out with you, I’d be kicked out of the place I’m staying at.” Valen said.

“Yes, of course not! Now come on, lizard buddy!” Valen through Vill to the ground.

“Don’t you dare call me a lizard again.” he said.

Vill got up and brushed the dust off his coat with all four of his arms. “Yea, yea, whatever. Let’s go!” He said.

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They went into the bank and Vill pulled out a machine gun and shot dead everyone in the room, cackling as he did so.

“Oh, it never gets old.” he said.

 Vill through a small bomb at the door to the vault where the money was kept, blowing it open. He took the money out of the vault and put it in the bags they brought with them, but he was distracted when he saw something on TV.

“I’m John Hangman, and I have a proposition.” Vill recognised the man on the TV as his former friend. He and John used to rob banks and practice dark magic together all the time, until John decided he wanted to be a better person and left Vill behind. “I have started a centre, you may have heard of it, ‘Hangman’s centre for villain redemption’,” John said.

“What!?” Vill screamed. “Turn that wretched thing off!”

“At Hangman’s centre for villain redemption, you can be provided with food, shelter and water for completely free if you take part in daily activities that will help you become a better person!”

“No!” Screamed Vill. He punched the TV, breaking its screen.

“Hey, look boss, this was actually Villaintown bank the whole time!” Chuckles pointed at a sign saying ‘Villaintown bank’.