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GYAAA! How can this be!? This stupid job! I was charged with creating peace! Why is my party preparing for the final battle of this war!? NYAAA!

Ok! Think about it! When I visited this world for the first time I started to gather information. There is a big continent which is formed like an hourglass lying on its side.

The west is controlled by the darkness faction. The east is under the supervision of the light faction. Both of them are stuck in an endless war because of their ideologies. But nobody could get the upper hand till now because the narrow land bridge is a perfect geological barrier between them.

Even if one side is momentarily weakened, it's very easy to defend because the land bridge is rife with fortresses.

The light faction is made up of humans, elves, fairies and dwarves. The darkness faction consists mostly of beastmen, demons, orks and goblins. Though the last two aren't as bad as I know them from my world. They have a highly evolved society and cities of their own.

First I tried to interfere just with small actions. But somehow everything I did went wrong. I found a super strong trainer for the hero and ~convinced~ him to train the hero.

Then I organized a really strong weapon for him and had him learn about ethics from a peaceful monk.

Afterwards I had him gather a group of really strong allies.

But the moment my hero started to fight in the war, an equally strong character named -the demon king- appeared on the darkness faction's side.

From there, everything went out of control. Originally I wanted the light faction to win and create peace. But now it got bloodier than ever because they didn't manage to defeat the darkness faction.

Then I decided to take action personally! I disguised myself as a wandering spellweaver and joined the hero-party.

From then on I tried to influence them into starting peace negotiations. But nothing worked! Nyaaa! How can anyone be so stupid!

And on top the hero is a really nice guy! Friendly, righteous, noble and smart! For short, he is the perfect gentleman who would never misbehave.

So why are we now standing in row with the light faction's army to crush the darkness faction once and for all!? Why is the darkness faction's army lined up in neat rows before us!

“You look really disturbed, Sharid. Don't worry! We will win this and create ever lasting peace!” The hero calms me from the side. "And... And afterwards, I have to tell you something."

How little does he know.... just do this right and negotiate a peace treaty!

At least there will be one last negotiation attempt before the fighting starts! I will use that moment to reveal myself. Then I will force them to sign a peace treaty!

And if they decide to fight anyway.... I will ~crush~ them!

“Don't worry Royce! I will do ~fine~.” The hero smiles at me and starts to march with a group of representatives onto the open area between the two armies. There are about ten of us.

The other side is sending their own delegation. A group of demons and beastmen comes into our direction.

The group is led by the demon king. We already know him from previous battles. A big vile looking red demon is following him! He is towering above all the others.

As our groups reach a distance of about five meters, the demon king starts to talk. “Surrender! If you don't, my army will crush you! The great demon god Bobo is on our side!”

“You have to surrender! The goddess of light will not bow to misguided creations like you!” Royce follows in the demon king's footsteps.

“No you will disarm right this second!” “Why should we?” “You...” “No! You...”

Noo! You have to be peaceful! Like you would treat humans! They continue to talk past each other! Why? I tried with all my might to give you a proper world-view Royce!

That's when my eyes fall onto the big red monster. It has an unusual aura! So strong! I am not that good at reading auras yet. But isn't he a god!?

So that's why all my attempts to tip the balance of power failed! ~NYAAA!~ I could have thought about that sooner! The other side has the assistance of a god too!

That's when our eyes meet and the demon looks down to the ground. What's that? Is he embarrassed?

“That's it! Bobo! Smite those heretics! There is no other way to deal with them!” The demon king urges the big red demon forward and the people in our group take a step backwards.

They feel that the big red one is dangerous. Eh!? Why am I suddenly in the front? Even Royce took a step backwards. Stupid coward!

The big red monster comes forward and stands in front of me. Uwah! So big! I will never beat this guy! I am not experienced in fighting gods! Ah! But isn't there a rule to not fight with other gods? So I am safe! ~Lucky!~

Suddenly the red monster falls onto one knee. It's still almost at the height of my eyes! Then he takes my hand. Huh? Isn't this a strange pose? What are you thinking!

“My goddess! I was struck by your beauty from the first moment I laid my eyes on you! Would you give this unworthy one the honour of a date?”

“Haaah?” The creature spoke with a really gentle and educated voice! This didn't match at all! You need a brutal and rough voice for a body like that!

“Just one date would be enough! I would give you anything! You are the only one for me. I felt it down to my bones when I saw you. You, or nobody else in the multiverse!”

A confession! By such a thing? Kuh! I could spew blood! Did my abilities go out of control? No I don't think so. Ehm. Let's think. I have to be diplomatic!

“Ah! I am ~sorry~ Bobo. But I think that we don't really match. Of course we could have a little talk to learn about each other. You shouldn't put your hopes up too high though....”

“Oh! Of course! Where are my manners! To confess my feelings while being in disguise! That was just rude. I am sorry!”

*Poof!*

With a small cloud of smoke the red monster suddenly became a really handsome guy! He looks familiar. Somehow he is similar to the statue on my mothers house. Uwaah! If it weren't for the horns and those menacing eyes! But he has black hair and a neat face! ~He is totally my type!~ I think I can overlook the horns and the eyes.

“Please! Go on a date with me!”

“But I have to bring my job here to a peaceful conclusion.....” That's right! I signed that contract.

“No problem! I will wipe this world clean of those fools and then we can talk! I shouldn't take more than a few seconds!”

“Take your hands off of Sharid! You monster!” -Hero

“Bobo! Don't get bewitched by that vixen!” -Demon King

I almost see a vein popping on Bobo's forehead while he keeps a perfect smile towards me. He doesn't even look at them and flicks his finger into their general direction.

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*WOOOOOOOOSH*

A shock-wave blows Demon King and Hero away while throwing the soldiers of both armies to the ground. At the same time a barrier appeared around me and protected me from being affected. Was it raised by Bobo? You are overdoing it!

The representatives were somehow able to take cover behind some small rocks. By now they are taking frightened looks at us.

Then Bobo turns towards the representatives.

“You heard the goddess! Sign a peace treaty right this second and honour it! Or I will clean this world of you ~filth~.”

Some representatives immediately start to write a peace contract while others start to give their signatures on a separate paper. That's just wrong! The contract isn't even done yet!

Then the handsome guy turns back towards me. He didn't let go of my hand the entire time.

“Let me reintroduce myself again! My name is Aengus and I fell in love with you at first sight!”

Oh! This becomes worse every time he has to repeat himself. “I guess I will let you choose the location for the first date?” I have to get him away from here. He is capable to massacre both armies!

“I know the perfect place!”

“Shaarriiiid!” -Hero

“Boobooo!” -Demon King

I hear Royce and the Demon King in the distance. Then our surroundings change and I am sitting at a table with luxurious silverware. Aengus used a pathway to take us away!

Above us is a wonderful starlit sky and a strange broken moon. It's hanging above us and a belt of its fragments crosses from one side of the sky to the other while a constant shower of falling stars lights the sky. It's a magnificent view!

“I am happy that you like it, Sharid!” Aengus smiles at me and my face becomes hot. This is unfair! I was totally seen through!

A waiter interrupts us and takes our orders. It feels so unreal. There are other people around us too. Is everyone here a god? Most of them seem to be couples?

I smile at Aengus. “~So why don't you tell me a little about yourself?~”

“Everything you want to know, Sharid.” -Aengus

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***Aengus's POV***

I know it! This goddess is meant for me! I felt it when I first saw her! I almost couldn't make up my resolve to talk to her. Luckily the stupid demon king forced me to take action. It would have been stupid if I had just kept admiring her!

So I took her to the best restaurant I know of! Her name is Sharid and she just recently became a god. Luckily for me it looks like she hasn't heard any rumours about me yet!

Maybe I landed the really big hit with her! And she is super cute too, my heart actually skipped a beat when I saw her.

I gave her my life-story while staying as close to the truth as possible. Somehow I managed to avoid telling her that I am the first prince of Chimera. It would be nice if she started to like me without thinking that she could make a really big catch.

Her body is perfect! And her face is top class! That dark brown hair with the white strand just adds to her charm! I could look forever into those hazel eyes.

And she has quite some skills as a spellweaver! She loves singing and magic. It feels like we talked for hours about magic and different spells.

Right now, I am taking her for a walk on a lonely beach on the other side of the planet. Seria suggested it to me. If I ever found a nice girl, I should take her here. She said that the scenery is very romantic! I don't have any clue about romance myself.

So I completely trust in my sisters guidance on nice places throughout the multiverse.

“That moon was something else!” Sharid has a pleased voice and walks shoulder to shoulder with me.

“Ah, yes! I think it was damaged in the war a while ago. Some idiot decided to show off his power and gave it a headbutt.” At least that's the official version. If father didn't lie to me, the truth isn't less funny.

“A headbutt!?” Sharid starts to snicker.

Then our eyes meet and I somehow lose myself while looking at her. Is it okay? I softly touch her cheeks and kiss her.

“Aengus.... there... is... something... ~nya!~”

Before I know it, I have her on the ground with me on top! Oh! This is bad! That wasn't gentleman-like at all! What if she hates me now!

“You don't have to look so troubled Aengus. Could it be that you are actually quite innocent? That's cute!” Sharid grabs my head and pulls me into an embrace while kissing me.

“Sharid..... I … haven't told.... you …. something.” I still have to tell her that I am a prince! But she is moving in a way which drives me mad!

“~Nyhaha~. I don't care any more! It's stupid to do this on the first date! But I think I fell head over heels in ~love~ with you!” She starts to open my trousers with a red face!

“I really have to tell....” Another kiss shuts me up.

“I have a big secret too! But maybe we can work it out later! Please don't kill the mood now.” Sharid looks into my eyes while grinding against my body. Whoa!! How does she do that! And how did she undo her clothes!

After a few minutes of kissing and touching each other, I grab her hands and force them to the ground while my hips start to move on their own. I don't even remember how I got inside her.

Her screams drive me mad. I would kill anybody who interrupts us right now. Then I realize that there's blood where we are connected? How can someone like her be a virgin! I hope I didn't hurt her too much.

But I can't pull out because she has her legs locked around me! Her tongue is inside my mouth and a fiery pulsating wave of pleasure shoots through my entire being.

Then I fall onto her and start to regain the control over myself. She is still shuddering under me.

After a few seconds she calms down. “Haaah... It felt magnificent! So what was your big secret Aengus?” Sharid smiles at me while I rest panting on top of her.

Well I guess the shit will hit the fan sooner or later anyway..... “I am the prince of Chimera.”

Sharid's face becomes expressionless from one moment to the next. “Oh..... shit.... I guess that explains things..... and that makes everything a lot more complicated. I am an idiot.”

I squint my eyes. “And your secret?”

Sharid starts to play with her fingers in front of her chest. She still has her legs locked around me.

“~~Apparently, I am the reincarnation of El Shaddai. Though I don't remember my previous self.~~”

Now my face becomes expressionless.

“Oh....”

“~Oh....yes... that explains it pretty well.~”

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