"Damn it damn it DAMN IT."

The girl slammed her foot into the wall, denting the plaster for the hundredth time.

"Are you sure you don’t need help?” Her brother called from the next room.

“SHUT UP” she yelled. “I DON’T NEED HELP FROM AN IDIOT WHO CAN’T EVEN AIR CANCEL”

The girl was turning 18 tomorrow. She could finally consider herself a mature adult.

“FUCKING COCKSUCKER” She screams, knocking her can of Rush to the ground.

She was playing her favorite video game ever. It always made her happy.

“I WILL FUCKING EAT YOUR CHILDREN” She shrieked into the headset’s microphone.

Lycia is what most would call a hardcore gamer. She had played every major game in the last decade that she could afford, but she always came back to RipJaw III, the world’s most popular fighting game. She was currently ranked 37th in the country.

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“GOTCHA BITCH, NOT EVEN CLOSE BABY.” She yells.

Although she was an avid gamer, she shad yet to play the world’s most popular game. And yet, it made perfect sense that she hadn’t. Legends of Lore was your typical MMORPG, even down to the generic title. The reason she hadn’t played is because you were required to be 18 or older to play, enforced by federal law. The game was the most popular in the world because everyone on the planet played. It was also the basis for resolving any political, economic, and judicial issues you would need resolved. High ranking political figures were some of the best at the game, and our girl was turning 18 tomorrow. Her name is Lycia.