Meet Kazuki Gotame, a man whose luck is as elusive as a cat's willingness to take a bath. If there were an Olympic event for tripping over banana peels, Kazuki would be the Michael Phelps of the sport, earning gold with a perfect, face-first dive into the nearest puddle. And if birds had a personal vendetta against humanity, Kazuki would be their number-one target, the avian equivalent of a walking, talking bullseye.

Kazuki's life was a perpetual sitcom, where he played the bumbling protagonist whose misadventures were as predictable as they were ridiculous. Every day was a new episode in the "Kazuki Chronicles," a slapstick comedy where the universe seemed to have a personal grudge against him. Today was no exception, and Kazuki was about to add another chapter to his legendary misfortune.

He awoke to the sound of his alarm clock, blinking cheerfully at him with the ungodly hour of "6:59 AM." Kazuki, still buried under the comfort of his blanket, muttered, "Just one more minute of peace." It was a plea as futile as trying to negotiate with a tornado.

Ding! The clock struck 7:00 AM with a dramatic chime that could have been the opening note of a tragic opera. Just then, the ceiling, as if in a grand gesture of cosmic irony, decided to join in on Kazuki's misery. Water began dripping onto his forehead with the precision of a sniper. It was as though the universe had orchestrated a leaky ceiling as a personal prank, a drip irrigation system designed specifically to torment him.

Kazuki squinted up at the ceiling with an expression that could only be described as a mix of betrayal and exasperation. "Good morning, universe. Still on your A-game, I see," he grumbled, as if expecting the ceiling to respond with an apology or, at the very least, a towel.

Determined to salvage what little was left of his morning, Kazuki performed a complex dance of dodging scattered shoes and entangled bedsheets as he clambered out of bed. It was a routine that required the precision of a ballet dancer and the grace of a hippo on roller skates. He stumbled into the bathroom, where his morning shower was poised to become another spectacle.

The showerhead, having apparently decided it was auditioning for a role in an action movie, blasted water with the force of a malfunctioning fire hydrant. Shampoo bottles flew off their shelves like missiles in a low-budget action film. Kazuki, now hopping on one foot and clutching the other as if it had been sworn at by an irate drill sergeant, found himself in a slippery mess of soap, water, and regret.

"Ouch! Really? Is asking for a break too much?" Kazuki grumbled, his balance reminiscent of a tightrope walker on roller skates. He tried to regain his footing, only to slip on his own soap, which seemed to have conspired with the universe to ensure he started his day on a high note of chaos.

Breakfast was a masterclass in culinary calamity. As Kazuki poured cereal into his bowl, the box exploded in a shower of cornflakes, resembling a confetti cannon gone rogue. The cereal rained down like a grainy meteor shower, creating a carpet of flakes across the kitchen floor. In a grand display of rebellion, the milk carton decided it was time to make a statement. It toppled over, sending milk cascading across the counter like a dairy-themed Slip 'N Slide.

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"Fantastic," Kazuki muttered, surveying the scene of his breakfast disaster. The kitchen floor was now a slip-and-slide of cereal and milk, a sight so absurd that it could have been lifted straight from a cartoon. "I guess today's theme is 'Cereal and Milk Shenanigans: A Breakfast Catastrophe.'" 

In the middle of this farcical tableau, Kazuki couldn't help but let out a chuckle. His life seemed to be following a script written by an overzealous comedy writer who had a penchant for slapstick humor. Every disaster was more absurd than the last, as if the universe had taken it upon itself to make Kazuki the star of an ongoing comedy series where the only rule was that nothing could go right..

Kazuki's entire existence seemed to be a cosmic joke, with him as the punchline. As he navigated through his day, slipping and sliding on his own mess, he couldn't shake the feeling that he was the universe's favorite entertainment. Maybe, just maybe, he was the protagonist in a sitcom where the script had no boundaries and the humor was derived from the sheer absurdity of his misfortune.

With each passing minute, Kazuki wondered if there was a hidden camera somewhere, capturing his every misstep for a global audience. Was there a worldwide TV show called "The Life of Kazuki: A Comedy of Errors" that he was unknowingly starring in? It seemed like the only explanation for the endless parade of calamities that befell him.

Finally managing to escape the kitchen, Kazuki hoped his bike ride to work would be uneventful. But halfway there, his bike tire decided it was time for a dramatic exit. Kazuki trudged the last mile, drenched in sweat and resigned to his fate.

Upon arriving at the office, Kazuki was met with Mr. Tanaka's disapproving glare. "Yamamoto, late again."

"Sorry, sir. My bike—"

"Save it. Get to work."

Kazuki slumped at his desk, where his computer had apparently decided it was auditioning for a role in a soap opera. It crashed with such dramatic flair that Kazuki half expected it to start sobbing and declaring its undying love for a rival printer. By lunchtime, Kazuki was ready to give the computer a grand, theatrical send-off—complete with a dramatic farewell speech and a slow-motion throw through the office window.

As he shuffled out for lunch, hoping that a sandwich might lift his spirits, Kazuki spotted something gleaming on the ground—a shiny penny! He bent down with a mix of hope and desperation, thinking, "This could be my lucky break!" He could almost hear a choir of angels singing as he reached for it.

Then, everything went black. Kazuki looked up just in time to see a grand piano hurtling towards him from a crane above. In his final, bewildered moments, he thought, "Seriously? A piano? Am I auditioning for a cartoon? Did I accidentally step into Looney Tunes?"

And so, Kazuki Gotame's story ended in the most ridiculously comedic way possible.

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Look at the nights, sitting at the side of a window how peaceful it looks. My mind goes into deeper universe many thoughts came to my mind,,,

Who am I, What am I doing ?

I was born in a full moon 🌕 the night was white with a tiny of darkness hidden in a plain sight,As I came to the world I cried ...