“So… who should we attack first?” (Vincent)
I asked.
“Alright then… let’s attack the kingdom of Uristal” (Grenov)
Grenov said with a large grin spread across his face.
[“Why are we attacking them first? Why not the monsters? Vincent can tame them and I can turn their shadows into slaves. Making two new soldiers”] (Warren)
Warren asked.
“I- Okay, I just wanted to get revenge as quickly as possible… but, yeah. Warren, that’s actually a really good idea. Let’s do that” (Grenov)
Grenov said with a smile.
“Or, we could start the war with Uristal… and completely wipe them out in one swoop and then, we can get the monsters” (Vincent)
I suggested, and everyone agreed... I may have secretly wished for that to happen, though.
“Alright then! Let’s start this fucking war!!!” (Ratel)
Ratel shouted excitedly as he punched his chest repeatedly… like a gorilla.
“Pfft!” (Alex)
Alex tried hiding a laugh.
“What? What’s funny?” (Ratel)
Ratel asked, in a confused tone.
“You look just like a fucking gorilla!!! Ha ha ha ha!” (Ren)
Ren suddenly shouted as she fell back laughing.
“Hey! Fuck off Ren!” (Ratel)
Ratel suddenly got angry.
“Brother, calm down. What do you think the king thinks of the BOTH of you now that he’s seen you fight each other!?” (Mason)
Mason asked.
‘Wait, they fight when I’m not around?’ (Thought)
I thought.
“Good point…”(Ren)
Ren said.
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“You’re right… he does have a point…” (Ratel)
Ratel said.
“Right then, let’s go! To war!” (Vincent)
I shouted with a grin on my face.
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We marched to the kingdom. The only reason why I didn’t wish us there is simple. I don’t want everyone to get lazy.
We were at the gates of the capital city. Which I don’t know the name of. When we were confronted by several hundred guards on the walls, each wielding a crossbow. Aimed directly at us.
“Lookie here Garrett! It’s the elves! Looks like they’ve come to surrender!” (Guard)
A guard said arrogantly.
“Yeah! Hey, Jim do you think we’ll be able to have some… fun, with one or two of the women?” (Garrett)
The guard named Garrett asked. Lust evident in his eyes.
“Yup” (Jim)
The guard named Jim said with an arrogant grin.
“Actually… we’re not here for surrender. We’re here for bloodshed” (Vincent)
I said with a heartfelt smile.
“Wha-” (Jim)
The guard named Jim got his head cut off by Ratel’s Greatsword after he and quite a few elves successfully managed to sneak up the walls while the guards were distracted by us.
“Hahahaha!!! This rush! This is what I’ve wanted! COME AT ME HUMANS!!! FACE MY SWORD!!!” (Ratel)
Ratel shouted with a bloodthirsty grin.
‘Well, at least he’s happy’ (Thoughts)
I thought to myself as I pulled out a pistol and shot two of the enemy guards in the head.
“What in the hell is that!?” (Guard)
One of the guards shouted as he saw two of his comrades die instantly.
“This, well it’s called a gun.” (Vincent)
I said.
“Actually, it’s a .44 magnum revolver… but, yeah. It’s a gun” (Alex)
Alex said as he used his healing flame on some of our wounded allies.
“Thanks for the more specific explanation Alex. Now… what should we do with all of you?” (Vincent)
I asked.
“S-spare us?” (Guard)
One of the guards asked.
“Hahahahaha. No” (Vincent)
I said as I shot him directly between the eyes… and, it didn’t kill him.
“AAAAAAAH!!!!” (Guard)
The guard screamed in pain.
‘Right, I forgot. You can actually survive a bullet wound directly between your eyes because your skulls thicker there… or something like that’ (Thoughts)
I thought as I ignored his screams of pain and shot him in the head a second time. Killing him.
*BANG*
*BANG*
*BANG*
I finished executing the guards and we made our way to the castle.
To find Warren, Ren, and Mason already there. Holding the king, his family, every corrupt noble in the kingdom and their guard's hostage, using shadow slaves and guns… also, the fact that Shara was watching them intensively, stopped any thought of escape.
“Hi Shara” (Vincent)
I walked up to her and started to pet her.
“Kuu~” (Shara)
Shara smiled.
["She said hi"] (Warren)
Warren said with a small smile.
“Now, let’s commence the second execution!” (Vincent)
I said.
[“Hey, can I turn them into shadow slaves first?”] (Warren)
Warren asked.
“Of course. It only seems fair. If you enslave someone in life, you shall become a slave in death” (Vincent)
I said with a smile.
“M’lord, that’s a great idea!” (Ren)
Ren said with a smile.
“Thank you, Ren” (Vincent)
I smiled back.
[“...And, done. You can kill them now”] (Warren)
Warren said with a grin.
“Good. I wish you all would burn for eternity, but nothing else around you burns. And you’re paralyzed in place for all eternity too… and, you can’t die… hehe~” (Vincent)
I said with a mischievous smile as I burned them alive.
If you’re wondering. “Hold up, what happened to the pussy, named Vincent?” Well, dear reader. I’ve simply wished away my morals and sanity for a set amount of time until I pass out. And, when I wake up, I’ll forget this happened.
“Alright then, mission complete. Let’s go back home… actually… one second… I wish we get teleported back to Yggdrasil along with every living slave and person with a pure heart. Everyone else can burn to death” (Vincent)
I said as I began to vanish. Along with everyone else in the room, except for the guards, nobles and the royal family, who burned for eternity.
“So, we’re back…” (Vincent)
I said with a smile.
“Looks like the time limit’s up… goodnight~” (Vincent)
I said as I blew a kiss to everyone and passed out.
---the end---