I'm not sure how much anyone will care about this, but it is the kind of self-promotional thing that I'm told successful writers do. Therefore, I will be attending Dragon Con this year but primarily as an attendee. I applied to go as a professional guest but did it late. Dragon Con always has a full docket, so they didn't grant me that elusive, exclusive professional guest status. That mostly means they aren't going to put me on any panels. It's a touch disappointing but not very surprising. I'm only a tiny bit internet famous at this point.

However, my publisher will have a vendor table at the convention. That means that there will be scheduled times when I'll do things. I expect those things will fall into two main categories:

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1) Sign books

2) Look like a terrified deer in the headlights as strangers ask me things and expect answers that involve coherent human speech. (I'm giving myself 50/50 odds on that whole coherence thing.)

Once I have a location for the table and a schedule for when I'll be there, I'll post it for general stalking...er, that is to say, book signing purposes.

So, if you're planning on attending, swing by and say hello. That deer-in-the-headlights expression should be good for a laugh if nothing else.

Moving on, Volume Three goes live on Amazon next Tuesday. That means Volume Three will become a stub in the next couple of days. If you haven't read it yet, you're almost out of time. You have been warned (apply ominous villain voice).

Okay, I think that's it.