Chapter 05

Matt’s POV

I ended up waking up earlier than Rose so I transformed into her naked copy and did what any other guy would do after sleeping with someone in same room for the first time, I used whatever I could find to draw on Rose’s face, I couldn’t find anything so I ended up using my slime body to make a makeshift mustache only to take it back into me since it felt embarrassing, luckily she didn’t wake up yet but I think she said she had something to do so I should wake her up.

(Matt) “Hey get up”

She starts waking up then looks at me then looking annoyed she says.

(Rose) “Don’t wake me up while you look like me, It’s weird”

Getting up she looks around to find her sword and other equipment in the corner she left them last night, then walking over to them she starts to put them on, after shes done she holds out her old dagger sheath.

(Rose) “hey turn back into a dagger so we can leave and get you some clothes for your body”

After turning into a dagger she picks me up and sheaths me, she walks out the room locking the door before heading downstairs and out the door with only a brief morning for the innkeeper and her guests.

After a bit of walking passing many elves along the way including an elf child who looked sad as if she lost her toy ((you should know who this child is)).

We arrived in front of a house with a sign that had a picture of a shirt on it’s front door, Rose opens the door and enters.

There wasn’t really any customers besides us since it was morning, the clerk noticing Rose and her weapons says.

(Female Clerk) “excuse me miss would you please hand your weapons over until you leave here”

(Rose) “sure but not my dagger since It’s the reason why I came here”

The clerk looks confused so after Rose hands her weapons over she sets me down into a changing.

(Clerk) “umm miss?”

(Rose) “Matt your not allowed out of there until we get you some clothes”

Transforming into Rose’s copy I stick my head out while covering myself with the curtain.

(Matt) “Ok”

The clerk looks at me surprised then looks at Rose about to ask her a question when Rose interrupts her.

(Rose) “we’re looking for clothes for my pet there, he has the exact same size as me for clothes, I’d prefer to buy something cheap if you have anything suitable”

The clerk nods and runs off to grab a few clothes she guessed to be the right size then then hands them over to me so I can try them on with Rose standing beside me in the changing room to judge the clothes I try on.

After a bit of trying on a few things she ended up buying 2 sets of clothes for me, she let me eat one of them but she refused to let me eat the other pair, The store clerk apparently thought we were twins and she only showed us clothes that looked similar to what Rose had on trying to get us to match like mothers do to their twins but it didn’t matter that much to Rose since she liked the thought of me being the darker of the 2 since the clerk gave me a darker red version of the outfit Rose wore.

After collecting Rose’s gear we head over to a blacksmith to get a sword for me to eat as we enter the blacksmiths we are greeted by a buff guy that wasn’t overly covered in muscles but just enough that people can tell the guy could carry you with one hand with no problems.

(Blacksmith) “Hi what brings you ladies to my shop”

(Rose) “we’re just looking for a cheap rusty weapon for my friend to have if you have any like those or we’ll just settle for the cheapest Iron sword you can sell”

(Blacksmith) “I’ve got a rusty one under my bed if thats what your after”

(Rose) “...I shouldn’t ask but why do you have a rusty sword under your bed?”

(Blacksmith) “In case my ex wife shows up of course hahahah”

After saying that the blacksmith walks through a door in the back and comes back with a sword rusted and broken in places beyond repair.

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(Blacksmith) “So how much are you looking for this beauty that’s had a witches blood soaked into it”

(Rose) “10 copper, and your ex wifes blood?” (Just for you readers sake my money system is 100 copper=1 silver, 100 silver=1 gold)

(Blacksmith) “My ex wife was a witch and a powerful one at that”

(Rose) “If she was so powerful then why a rusted sword instead of a sharp one?”

(Blacksmith) “she was so powerful that no normal blade could do permanent damage to her so I’ve been using this rusty blade to hurt her and get her sick”

While those two were talking I was looking around the blacksmiths weapons for sale, there were all sorts of normal and strange looking weapons, one of the weapons that looked like a hammer but when I picked it up it was as heavy as a chicken and when I felt the top of the hammer it felt soft, this reminded me of a toy hammer that was made of metal.

After some time of looking around they finally finished talking about the blacksmiths ex wife and they also decided on a price of 15 copper for the decaying sword which I ate right away in front of the blacksmith who couldn’t but be surprised which me and Rose laughed a little at.

(Blacksmith) “Why’d you eat that?!”

(Matt) “So I don’t have to carry it”

(Blacksmith) “Carry it it?”

I then formed the sword in my hand using my slime body.

(Blacksmith) “...Your friend here isn’t an elf is she?”

(Rose) “Nope HE’S my pet”

(Blacksmith) “How does it look like you then?”

(Rose) “Gave him some of my blood”

(Blacksmith) “Will he turn into me if he gets some of my blood?”

(Matt) “Yes I could”

(Blacksmith) “Wait right there”

The blacksmith ran off into the back again but this time came out with some clothes and a knife, after setting down the clothes he grabbed the knife and made a cut on his finger and pushed it towards me.

(Blacksmith) “Here”

(Matt) “Why?”

(Blacksmith) “I’ve always wanted a twin and it must be awkward for your friend to have to walk around with someone who looks like her”

Well I was planning to get a male body sometime but I didn’t think I’d get the males blood this easily, after I licked the blacksmiths finger which for some reason made the blacksmith blush a little I turned back into my slime form to avoid changing clothes in front of the blacksmith and started turning into the blacksmiths lookalike, after I finished turning into the blacksmith, he seemed to have noticed that I made myself dickless.

(Blacksmith) “Wheres is it?”

(Matt) “I didn’t put one on”

(Blacksmith) “well I guess thats ok but why?”

(Matt) “It’s cause I don’t need one”

After a little thought on my transformation I decided that I’d rather not be bald so I started customizing this look in my head, after finishing my desired look I started changing my physical body into the one in my head. Matts body

(Blacksmith) “Hey wait what are you doing?”

(Matt) “Sorry I didn’t really wanna be a perfect copy of you so I just kinda made my own look based on your appearance”

(Blacksmith) “I see…”

Since I had already eaten male clothes at the tailors shop so I didn’t need to but I felt bad for the blacksmith so I accepted the clothes he gave me and ate them and formed them on my body.

(Matt) “Thanks I really like the clothes you gave me.”

(Blacksmith) seeming happy that I liked the clothes he also wears from time to time “No problem If you’d like I’d enjoy having you in my company from time to time?”

(Matt) “Sure I’ll come back from time to time till Rose leaves this village”

(Blacksmith) “When do you plan on leaving?”

(Rose) “When I’m done my job as night patrol which should be sometime within few days”