Just watch the fun of watching the netizens who eat melon netizens Xiao Zhou people are stupid, at this time he can only hard head to type.
This is also too simple. Look is up in advance taught Rowan, just a reflex, not really knowing how to greet].
Luckily, there were a few tough-talking netizens, or else he would have been humiliated.
[I guess UP has it all planned out, maybe she even designed some kind of fixed interaction, she'll show us later, this kind of counts as not understanding human language ah]
Faye is also very speechless. All this, even these people can still find an excuse to lift the bar.
Luckily ...... This was also predicted by Selene.
Faye helplessly continued to speak, "If you don't believe me, you guys ask it, I have a 'whether' button on my side, you guys can ask some simple questions on the pop-up, I'll relay it for you."
[Huh? What did you say?"]
I can talk to cats on the air. What's the world coming to?
Wait, are you serious?
[...... This is the legendary real gold is not afraid of fire, even the live Q&A is out]
I'll go first. I want to ask if Orange is a stray cat.
What kind of question is that? Does it know what a stray cat is?
UP is not going to read this, she's going to have a few questions ready in advance, and she's just going to pick the ones she's rehearsed in advance.
That makes sense. That's the way it should be!
Faye looked at the inference on the pop-up screen, also a bit admired some netizens' degree of "victimization paranoia", and she read that one: "Orange, come to answer, are you a stray cat?"
[...... really dare to read ah]
"Gee, it'd be embarrassing if it flipped.
[This has to be answered no, it's not a stray cat now.]
As soon as the question came out, the kangaroo netizens in front of the cell phone screen held their breath and waited for the orange cat's reaction.
They only saw that the orange cat walked to the button and pressed "yes" without hesitation.
Mr. Zhou burst out in joy, and just after tapping a few times on the keyboard, before he could type out the sentence, "It's true that the cat doesn't understand, and it's definitely a blind press," he saw the orange cat walk to the side and press two more buttons.
"Now." "No."
[......]
[Ah? Ah! Huh?
[I'm a little confused. I'm not dreaming.]
[Does it mean ...... It used to be a stray cat, but now that it has a home, it's not a stray cat?]
I'm crying. Cats have better logic than me.
"If anyone says this is a script, I'm going to kill them. Who would have thought of such an outrageous dialog".
"I'm convinced, I'm really convinced. I'll give you a gift to apologize.
Where are the guys who said they were going to wash their hair upside down? Now you can start catching water]
[Hahahahahahaha @You Zhou Shao, @Xiao Ming does not sleep, it's these two I remember]
[Laughing to death, I was caught off guard by the face slapping]
Xiao Zhou, who was named, was humiliated and annoyed, but with the facts in front of him, he could only admit it.
[Convinced, I'm a man of my word, I'm going to wash my hair upside down.]
[Hahahahaha, I've been following you, I'm waiting for you to go on air.]
Where's the other one? Come on out!
With the #Upside Down Hair Washing# this phrase heat soaring at the same time, Faye's living room therefore a lot more traffic. F station is also the immediate decision, immediately putting her live room entrance to the home page the most conspicuous position.
Soon, the number of people in Selene's live broadcast room exceeded one million.
This was an unimaginable number, and it had to be said that this cat named "Orange" was really famous all over the internet this time, and its name had even spread abroad.
Who would have thought that the anchor of a live broadcast room with so many viewers would be a Chinese garden cat?
And with the explosive growth of pop-ups, the audience rewarded countless gifts.
Selene was on air for a whole hour before she got off the air.
God knows how many strange questions she answered at that hour, like "Do you like pink sacks?" "Do you like mice?" "Does meat taste better than cat food?" ......
It was exhausting for Faye and Selene, who were better off just pushing buttons.
Faye, on the other hand, had to relay questions and thank for gifts, and she had to break her mouth into two.
If it wasn't for the viewers teaching her that she could use AI to read pop-ups, her little assistant would have collapsed in front of the computer.
Fortunately, the result was good.
Gain and risk were always directly proportional, and what was a crisis became a huge opportunity once it was handled well.
She only used one night, the account in F station all of a sudden more than 400,000 fans, and the number of fans is still rising, to know ...... many millions of fans of UP masters that spend many years accumulating fans.
And the gifts she received that night, after converted into yuan, is also a full eighty thousand, not to mention the live platform to the live heat bonus, a moment of her previous expedited cat food testing hole filled, there is a lot of surplus.
Selene from the beginning of the video to now is not even a month, can be considered a miracle.
Selene beautifully counted the accounts, so far, not counting miscellaneous expenses. Her income this month has been as high as 130,000 yuan, which is twenty times her previous monthly income when she was a human ......
Never thought that being a cat would be more profitable than being a human.
Since she has earned money, Selene is not a cheap person. She immediately withdrew money from the platform to the bank card. The scene where Faye transferred the "salary".
Without her sister's full support, she could not have earned this money.
Faye looked at the cell phone text message transfer message, fell into a state of skepticism, after a while before speaking.
"Selene, or else I don't want to study in this graduate school. Anyway, I'm still working for someone after graduation, so I might as well play for you."
Selene: "Meow meow meow?"
"What are you thinking? Get back to your studies! Who knows when I'll get better from this cat disease? If I get better one day we'll both lose our jobs together."
"...... That's right too." Faye nodded, a regretful expression on her face.
Selene:......
Faye was also overjoyed to see the speechlessness filling Selene's eyes: "I'm just kidding, who cares about working for you, I'm a woman who wants to be her own boss!"
"Oh, I believe it."
The emotionless AI female voice appeared abruptly.
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Faye was instantly infuriated, so angry that she shouted, "Selene, I said no yin and yang!!!"
Selene turned her head and ran.
One person and one cat instantly start a fierce chase in the room, but unfortunately, the human's hands are still no match for the kitten.
Selene, in the guise of a cat, proudly stood at the top of the cat climbing frame, lowered her head to look down, and lifted her paw to wave it, with a very beat up look.
Faye was so angry that she stomped her feet down there.
Compared to the bustle on the sisters' side, Rowan's house next door was much quieter.
In the study, a cell phone rang incessantly on the floor. Other than that, there was no sound.
Mason, who was on the phone at school, was in a hurry. He had a monthly exam today, and when he sent a message to Rowan at noon, he was busy with the exam and didn't look at his cell phone.
Unexpectedly, until the end of the evening study, he returned to the dormitory. Rowan did not give him a message back. He rushed to call Rowan, but the phone had not been answered.
This scared Mason.
He immediately called Rowan's parents, that is, his aunt and uncle, only to find that their phone was not working at all, so Mason had no choice but to call Selene.
Selene was still teasing her sister when she saw the caller ID on her cell phone.
Mason seldom contacted her since he went to school. Just a few days ago he said he saw her video and sent her some words of cheer and encouragement.
Now coming to the phone ...... in the middle of the night always gives one a bad feeling.
It couldn't be that something had happened to Rowan, could it?
Thinking of this, Selene hastily jumped down from the cat climbing frame and touched Faye's leg with her paw, signaling her to answer the phone.
Faye was still sulking and didn't want to pay attention to Selene, but seeing that the orange cat looked like it was in a hurry, she softened her heart again and squatted down to answer the phone: "Hello?"
"Is it Selene sis?"
Faye spoke helplessly: "Uh, it's me, what's the matter with you at this late hour?"
Mason on the other end of the line was genuinely relieved and calmed down a bit after hearing the call go through.
He thought about his cousin's strange situation and didn't dare to speak too much to death. He just organized his language: "Sister, I have an urgent matter I want to find my brother, but I can't reach him. Can you help me go next door to see if he's at home?"
"...... "Faye subconsciously glanced at Selene again, and only after seeing Selene hastily nod her head did she return, "Okay, then I'll go and take a look right now."
Hearing this, Selene hurriedly ran towards the door, jumped up and pressed the doorknob to open the door, then leaned her body against the door again and pushed it outward.
But the door only opened halfway before it got stuck, as if it was blocked by something.
Curious, Selene jumped out from between the cracks in the door, only to be met with an unexpected sight.
--An unconscious big furry dog was actually lying on the carpet in front of her house.
She fixed her eyes on the golden retriever that Rowan had, but at that moment, the pigeon was not at all as energetic as what she had seen before, but was lying on the floor in a moribund state.
Selene immediately went forward, stretched out her paw and put it in front of the dog's nose, and found that the dog was still breathing, only that the breath it exhaled was very hot, and the whole dog seemed to be steaming, suspected of having a fever.
When she saw this, Selene looked up and looked across the street, and she found that the door of Rowan's house was open, and it looked like he was not there, and his dog was probably sick and suffering, and under the desire to survive, he opened the door himself to get help from his neighbors.
Just as Selene was turning around to call for Faye to come out to help, Faye happened to come out as well.
The sound-activated lights in the hallway instantly came on.
Seeing a huge dog on the floor, Faye screamed and practically rolled backwards until she leaned against the wall and sat down on her butt.
Mason on the other end of the phone was so frightened by Faye's harrowing scream that he almost jumped in place as well: "What's wrong! What's going on? What happened to my brother?"
Faye sat on the ground and said in shock: "Nothing happened to your brother, I'm about to have an accident, the dog your brother raised is now lying half dead in front of our house ......"
"What?!" Hearing this news, Mason almost cried on the spot in a hurry: "Sister, please, quickly send the dog to the hospital!"
Hearing the teenager's hidden crying voice, only then did Faye finally come back from the shock, realizing the seriousness of the matter:"......Okay, okay, don't worry, I'll think of a way now, I'll hang up on this side, I'll call you back when I've taken care of it."
"Ok, trouble you, really trouble you."
Faye hung up the phone and looked at the orange cat in front of her with six eyes: "What should we do now? How do we get it to the hospital?"
Selene picked up the phone and started typing rapidly.
"It's not practical for you to carry it down. I'm going to get an internet car now. You go downstairs and find the security guard, talk to him about the situation and ask him to help carry the dog to the entrance of the neighborhood"
"Okay, I'll go now." Faye barely braced herself against the wall and stood up, quickly stepping around the dog on the floor and heading towards the elevator entrance.
And after Selene finished making a car appointment on her cell phone's taxi app, she went back inside to get her pet's air box out and got it to the door in a raw hurry.
Doing the whole show, even though Selene doesn't leave the house when she turns into a cat, she bought a pet air box when she moved just in case.
So, when Faye came back with the security guard, she found that in addition to a half-dead golden hair lying in front of their house, there was another cat cage containing a cat, and on top of the cat cage there was a small satchel.
This picture of the security uncle is looking stunned: "Daughter, you said is not a dog is sick to send the pet hospital to come? Then this cat ......"
Faye can only explain: "I've been there, so let's take a look."
-I'm not going to be able to do that.
The security uncle held the dog, Faye backpack, carrying an air box containing a cat into the elevator.
The two of them were speechless relative to each other, walking quickly all the way to the entrance of the neighborhood.
And the online taxi driver Selene had arranged to arrive, because she had already spoken to the driver in advance in the chat window of the platform about the situation and added money, so Faye managed to get into the car even with a cat and a dog.
Since it was nighttime, there weren't many pet hospitals to choose from Luckily, the neighborhood where she lived was right in the center of the city, and there were two or three more open. Selene chose one of them close by.
Fifteen minutes later, Faye got out of the car with the air box, and the unconscious golden hair was carried into the hospital by the driver.
Although Faye hadn't been to a pet hospital before, in fact, the difference between a pet hospital and a human hospital wasn't particularly big, and the pet doctor also wore a white coat to sit in the clinic, so she also found the doctor's consulting room in a familiar way.
"Doctor doctor! Quickly take a look at how this dog is doing."
The middle-aged man in a white coat approached, observed the golden hair lying on the table, and flipped its eyelids with his hand, and calmly replied, "The dog is fine, you go to the front desk to register first, and I'll take its temperature and draw blood on my side first."
"Oh." Hearing that the dog was fine, Faye could finally breathe a sigh of relief, she immediately took out Selene's cell phone from her satchel and called Mason back to tell him she was safe.
Faye walked out of the office while making the call, ready to stop by the front desk to register the information. The dog was not hers. She still had to ask Mason about the dog's name, age, gender and so on.
And the cage door of the airline crate that had been placed on the office floor gently popped open when no one was looking.
Selene tiptoed out of the airbox and silently hopped over to the other side of the examination table and began to observe Golden's condition.
She didn't make a sound at all, and even Dr.Alex didn't realize that there was an extra cat in his office for no reason.
Dr. Alex took out the mercury thermometer and swung it around, skillfully applying Vaseline to the tip.
Animals and humans are a little bit different. Humans can also measure the armpit temperature or oral temperature, while animals usually use the anal temperature method. After all, this is both accurate and convenient efficiency.
But Dr. Alex had just prepared the thermometer and approached the golden retriever on the table when he realized that the golden retriever had opened its eyes, and it looked at him with a very unfriendly look.
Dr. Alex was still very used to this scene. He stretched out his hand and tried to calm the dog first, like the golden retriever this kind of tame breed, it should still be better to calm.
But Dr. Alex did not expect, he just stretched out his hand, greeted him with a particularly vicious low roar.
The dog simply wouldn't let him get close.
Dr.Alex didn't believe it. He took another step forward, only to find that the lying golden retriever opened its mouth, revealing that mouthful of cold white teeth, as if he would bite him if he dared to come over again.
......
When Faye opened the door, she was confronted with the image of this man and dog in a standoff.
Dr.Alex had been relieved to see the dog's owner and was just about to beckon her over to help when he saw the woman standing in the doorway instantly take a step back and slam the door shut again.
Dr. Alex:......????
Eventually it was Selene who couldn't look away, and she moved forward to the golden retriever, patting the golden on the head with her meat pad.
"Meow meow meow." (That guy's a doctor not a bad guy.)
"Woof?" (What?)
Selene:...... couldn't understand it at all.
It turns out that animals can't communicate with each other either!
Dr. Alex, who was standing on the sidelines witnessing everything, fell into deeper confusion.
--Where did this meowing orange cat come from again?
Having no choice but to put down the thermometer, Dr. Alex walked towards the door of the office.
He opened the door and saw Faye, who was standing in the doorway in a daze, and helplessly spoke:-"Little girl, your dog is afraid of strangers, you have to come in and help calm it down, or else I won't be able to take its temperature and draw blood."
"Ah? Do you still need me?" Faye looked at Dr. Alex, her head was as big as a bucket: "But this is not my dog, it's my neighbor's dog, and he wasn't at home, so I brought the dog in for him to see the doctor."
Faye, who is usually a tough talker, was very honest at this time: "Doctor, I'm really afraid of dogs, and facing an unconscious dog is already my limit."
Dr.Alex:"......"
Dr.Alex choked and thought of something else: "That orange cat in there is yours, isn't it, it got out of the air box."
"Yes, the cat is my family, she's usually curious, she probably wanted to see how you treat dogs, she's smart enough not to run around, you don't have to pay attention to her, she'll go back on her own later."
After hearing Faye's words, Dr. Alex was completely confused.
He always felt if he had a generation gap with the young people. Why was it that he understood every word of this woman's words in front of him, but when combined together, he couldn't understand them at all?
In desperation, Dr. Alex could only call Nurse Lisa, who was on duty today, to come in again, trying to see if the dog would be friendlier to women.
Unfortunately, it wasn't much use.
Nurse Lisa approached with a thermometer and was met with a "low growl" from the Golden Retriever.
The two of them tried to forcefully hold down the dog to get its temperature, but they found that the strength of the Golden Hair's struggles was unusually strong, and the two adults could not hold it down, which exhausted Dr. Alex and Nurse Lisa to no end.
Finally, Nurse Lisa suggested a possibility: "Dr. Alex, do you think it hates thermometers? Let's change the thermometer gun and try to measure the ear temperature."
Dr.Alex was already numb, he waved his hand: "You go get it, the dead horse is dead."
When Nurse Lisa came back with the thermometer gun and approached the golden hair, she found that her guess was right. The golden hair really didn't resist as violently as before. It was very well-behaved and laid down, and there was no particular reaction to being touched by a stranger's sensitive ears.
Next, in Dr. Alex's eyes, the blood drawn that might be troublesome also went exceptionally smoothly. The golden hair even took the initiative to extend its paw for him to draw blood, as if the dog that was so grumpy that it was about to bite just now was a hallucination of his.
It made Dr. Alex think that he was schizophrenic.
After some careful examination, Dr. Alex finally clarified the cause of the illness, and he took the list to Faye.
"It's not a serious illness, acute pneumonia, it needs fluids. After the fluids are done, I'll prescribe you some more medicine, just go back and get well."
Faye nodded: "Okay, thank you doctor."
Dr. Alex was about to turn around and leave, but after thinking about it, he still couldn't hold back and spit out his words: "But it's surprising that what you said is still true."
Faye gave a puzzled look, "What?"
Dr. Alex's tone held a bit of eerie excitement, "Your cat is really smart, and after I gave the dog his shots, he even went back into his cage on his own and closed the cage door!"
Faye:......
By the time the dust settles, it's eleven o'clock at night.
Faye had a new dilemma: how was she going to bring the dog back?
Bringing it over was good. After all, the dog was in a coma at the time, and she was in a hurry, so there was no uncomfortable feeling when things were in a hurry.
But now the dog is awake, let her and a big living dog in the same car ...... that might as well kill her.
Faye tried to use Selene 's WeChat to tweet and call Rowan, trying to get him to come to pick up the dog, but unfortunately, it is still dead wrong to contact people.
It's like he's vaporized.
Even if Faye didn't like dogs at all and didn't keep any pets, she felt sorry for the dog Rowan kept in the face of this situation.
She put down her cell phone and scolded with a puff of anger, "What kind of person is this, people don't stay home all day and still keep pets, too irresponsible!"
There was no doubt that her impression of Rowan got worse.
There was no choice but for Faye to take two cars, one for her and Selene and one just for the dog.
Because of this Faye also gained strange looks from the internet taxi driver. She couldn't explain it even if she wanted to. It was really irritating.
Once they entered the neighborhood, Faye rushed to find a corner and released Selene from the cage.
Faye solemnly said, "Sis, I'll leave the rest for you, you're responsible for sending that dog back, I'll go home first."
Her patience level with the dog had reached its limit today, and she really didn't want to see the dog anymore.
Selene understood this, and with a nod of her head, she reversed her direction and headed towards the Golden Hair that was still standing a dozen meters away.
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The fall temperature in Ming City was pleasant, and the wind blew through at night, sending gusts of coolness.
At this time, Rowan finally broke away from that muddled state and his mind cleared up a lot.
It wasn't the first time he had gotten sick in this state, but it was the first time he had gotten serious enough to pass out.
When he woke up in the morning and realized that he didn't feel well, Rowan tried to take some cold medicine and went back to sleep, preparing to rely on his immunity to carry the illness through like before.
But he didn't expect that after sleeping, not only did he not get better, but his sickness got worse. Even though the sun had already set, he didn't turn back into a human being again, a phenomenon that hadn't occurred before.
The high fever made his body become weak and feeble, and his mind lost the ability to think. In Rowan's eyes, the whole world became dim.
Rowan looked down at his furry paws and couldn't help but laugh at himself: Mason's worries had come true, he was really so sick that he couldn't solve the problem alone and couldn't even go to the hospital.
When people, even if they are sick, in a conscious situation can ask friends and relatives for help, if you do not want to bother others can also call 120, requesting hospital assistance.
But when the dog ...... and to whom to ask for help?
The only cousin who knows his condition is thousands of miles away, if he and Mason said, in addition to letting him worry about the other thing useful.
Then who else could he turn to?
Out of nowhere, a line popped into Rowan's head.
"If you ever run into trouble on a regular basis that can't be solved by one person, you can come to me and I'll be happy to help."
The next door neighbor had said this to him.
Rowan looked again at the pink Frisbee lying around the house, and finally gained a little more courage to ask his neighbor for help.
With all the strength he could muster, he struggled to open the door and headed towards the white wooden door across the street, blacking out before his eyes after slamming his body against the door twice.
......
Rowan couldn't remember much of what happened after that.
He only vaguely remembers ...... that when he opened his eyes again in a daze, he seemed to see an orange cat pushing an airline case in front of him, and even more outrageously, it dragged a bag out, took the cell phone hanging around his neck and stuffed it in, and only in the end did it put itself in a cage.
Not a single move was unlike a cat.
Originally Rowan just thought it was a ridiculous dream.
But when he was treated and came to his senses, he saw Selene, who avoided him like a snake, and the orange cat standing in front of him with a very complicated look in its eyes, he suddenly seemed to understand a little something .......
It seems that something supernatural is happening to his neighbor as well.
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