On a sunny day, Daniel Arskoff woke up, stretched himself and got dressed.. he then remembered that he had to clean himself as well and brushed his teeth and took a dump. After washing his hands he then made himself some SLIGHTLY burnt toast and used some jam he found in the back of his fridge as spread, ate it, and then took yet another sh*t. And looked out the window. Then he had a heart attack and died. The last thing he had ever done being taking a stinking poop while eating jam toast.
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I woke up, and saw the dark blue ocean around me, and screamed,"WHERE THE HELL AM I?!" I screeched, sounding like a dying banshee, then, I remembered the traumatising site I seen before I had found myself here, a nightmarish amalgamation of what looked like a deer, but with 80% of it's body being bloodshot, glaring eyes, I shuddered, thinking" what the hell was that? And accidentally peed myself, but when I looked down I only saw... Diesel? "WAIT WAIT WAIT WHAT THE S*IT F**KING DIESEL WHAT HAPPENED TO ME?!?!?!?!" I then looked down at myself and only saw... An old tugboat, what the- WHAT THE [System detecting unhealthy stress levels, EEC activated.] Huh, what the hell was that? Wait, why the hell am I so calm, wait a second... System, like in Manga and Webnovels? Wait... was I real life isekai'd? That... that makes no sense... but I can accept that. Wait, that means I can get hella OP! HECK YEAH! WOOOOOO! I'm gonna become a friggin God Among Me- no wait, A God Among Boats!!!
Wait, since I have a system shouldn't I do the obvious and check out my status? Hmmm, let's see, I should think the word "Status", righ-
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Status
Name: Daniel Mareé Arskoff
Vessel Name: Unnamed Tugboat
Level:1/5
Exp:0/100
Stats
Mana: 100/100
Pull:10
Speed:5
Intelligence: 10
Durability:1000
Hull:500/500
Rudder:25/25
Bow:150/150
Captains Cabin:300/300
Propeller:25/25
Skills:
Pull (Active)
Ram(Active)
Propell(Active)
Reinforce(Active)
Self Steering(Passive)
Sonar(Passive)
Radio(Passive)
Morse Transmitters (Passive)
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"Noice", I thought, looking at my stats. My speed may have been quite slow, but I sure as hell made up for it with my durability, then I looked at my skills, which seemed pretty much average, except maybe for reinforce, which sounded more like a class skill in an RPG, the kind that tanks would have... Anyways, I should ask the system some stuff, I just finished checking my stats and I'm pretty sure I don't know how to level up... "System, how do I level up?" I asked [Host can level up by eliminating living or etc. then absorbing their life force, which is designated as "Exp".] "Huh, that was pretty informative, not as simple of an explanation as I thought it'd be, "but while I was thinking suddenly something rammed into me![Damage taken, Hull Durability 486/500] whoa! That hurt a lot! I turned around and found a tiger shark, which I Promptly screamed "RAM!!!" At, after which my body quickly started to glow red and automatically charged full speed at the shark, sending it flying through the water, with what seemed to be a broken set of ribs, judging from they multiple cracks I heard when ramming into it, as well as the whimpering. Just as I was about to finish it off, the system announced to me, [98 Damage has been dealt! It has been detected that the target is below 50% Health, and is below hosts current Rank, would host like to tame the target? Due to this being the hosts first possible pet, the target will be fully healed.].
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