I'd open my eyes to find myself in a cave. "I'm alive..?" I'd think to myself as i attempt to pinch my cheek, I'd notice my green skin as i try to yell, instead i'd let out a baby noise. I'd take a deep breathe as i try to process what happened. "I was in the forest, i got mauled by a bear, Died and now i seem to be a green baby?, WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING!?" I'd yell in my mind. I'd take another deep breathe as i stare upwards. I'd see white crystals,glowin, "Am i in a cave..?" I'd think to myself as i try to  turn over.

I'd squirm and wriggle like a worm until i finally manage to roll to the side, Breathing heavily i notice some clear water, "Ok a water source huh..? I guess that's good but i'm kinda a baby right now.." I'd curse whatever god made me like this. "It wouldn't hurt to take a nap right?" I'd think as i close my eyes.

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i'd open my eyes as my hands feel wet. "What the hell..?" I'd mumble out loud. I'd jolt up. "Did i just talk!?"  I'd turn to the water as i look at my reflection. I'd have green skin and pointy ears, No hair and skinny. "Am i a goblin?" I'd mutter, recalling my past gaming knowledge.

This text was taken from Royal Road. Help the author by reading the original version there.

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Ah, did i forget to mention as a loner i played online a lot? Sorry about that. Back to my story!

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"Didn't know they grew so fast.." I'd think as i stand up and stretch. "Oh how good it is to be able to stand again." I would look around as i feel a pain in my foot. "Motherfucker!" I'd yelp as i move backwards and look down, Revealing a small spider. "Piece of.." The last part would be blocked out by the sound of the spider smashing as my foot slams onto it.

『Ding! 4 Exp Gained!』

The sound would echo throughout my head. I'd jump at the sound as i frantically look around for the source of the noise. 

”Who are you!?" I'd blurt out.

『I Am "Evolution System" Your Personal Assistant.』

"W-Where did you come from?" I'd reply.

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『Do you have any questions?』

"Alright ignore my question then.." i'd mutter to myself.

"What can you do?"

『Master shall find out my abilities soon enough, For now, Please say status.』

"Status?-” A blue screen would appear right in front of my face.

"HOLY SHIT!" I'd take a step back as i trip on a rock and fall.

”Status Close! Status Close!" I'd yell as i wave my arms around.

The blue screen would disappear as i let out a deep breathe.

"What the fuck is happening.." I'd say as i glance around my surroundings and notice one of those crystals on the ground. 

"Sweet.." i'd grin as i run over and try to rip off a bit of the crystal.

I'd tug and pull as sweat drips down my shiny bald head. With a very hard tug it finally ripped off, Sending me flying as i tumble to the ground and bang my head on the ground.

”Ouch..” I'd rub the back of my head.

I'd get up and stretch.

Footsteps could be heard as they echo throughout the cave.

"Oh shit!" I'd mutter as shadows could be seen approaching 

I would then proceed to dive behind some rocks as i peek over slightly.