Zhu Xiaobo looked down as he was put onto a flying boat.

"The world truly is vast."

A growing determination festered in his eyes as he clenched his fists.

"One day, I'll also own hundreds of these and be at the peak!"

Suddenly, "Everyone, come here!"

All the contestant gathered.

"In order to pass the preliminary trials, you need to gather 1 out of the 100 soul glass hidden in the forest. Then when you reach the gate, as long as you hand it over, you can pass this trial. The deadline is sunset. Start!"

With a wave of his hand, everyone felt their bodies get lighter and in a instant they were teleported to the forest below.

Zhu Xiaobo looked around amazed.

"How powerful! With a wave of his hand, it teleported everyone!"

If he was any ordinary cultivator, he would have ran off in search for the soul orbs. But who was he? The host of the famous system cheat!

"System! Can you show me the way to a soul orb?"

[Sure]

BEEP*

In front of Xiaobo was a map with red dots.

"Woah! You have a uav map?" He looked around to compare the map with his surroundings. "I am the white dots, while the red dots are moving. That means the green dots are the soul orbs!"

Without wasting another breathe, he rushed towards the closest soul orb.

He grabs it and looks at it. "Alright with this, I can pass!" Xiaobo waited for a second thinking to himself.

That's it? This easy?

As an avid reader of xianxia novel, Xiaobo knew that whenever something good happens, a braindead villain would show up to challenge him.

However, looking around.

No one? Are they hiding?

He looked at his map and saw that there was 1 red dot approaching him.

Hmph! They're here.

"Come out, stop hiding like a little mouse."

....Dead silent.

"What kind of hero are you, too shameful to show your face?"

Someone steps out and a girls voice sounded out, "What are you talking about!?"

He was surprised inside that it was such a beautiful girl.

Could it be, my first heroine encounter!?

Saliva starts dripping out of his mouth uncontrollably as he tried to contain his neutral face.

She then sees his soul orb. "Weirdo, Give it to me and I won't beat you up!"

Xiabo scoffs, "You think I'm scared of you?!"

For 4 years he had to deal with bullies, and now? Don't even dream about it!

Boom!

His aura rose and showed off his qi level.

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The girl eyes widened.

"How is it? Shocked? Too powerful to even speak?" He smiles and flexs like a bodybuilder.

She shook her head. "Ay~ this little brat!" The girls qi rose.

Boom boom boom

Everything in her area started cracking.

Peak Q-Qi foundation!?

Xiaobo looked down with eyes of determination as he clenched the soul orb in his hand.

"I, Qi Luli, won't bully those weaker than me. I'll let you have the first move!"

"...Looking down on me!?" He walked closer and closer.

"Come!"

"HAhhhh!"

"Hmph with only this, you-"

Xiaobo ran with all his might and slid on his knees.

Shuuu!

"Great hero, please accept this gift!" He held the orb high above his head.

"...."

[....]

could this be a trick? trying to attack me from behind?

Luli sneered and took the soul orb. Then turned her back as she held the soul orb high to view it.

"How beautiful!"

The moment that he attacks! I'll counter with a kick straight down his stomach. Young boy, you're too naive!

"Hmm, truly beautiful."

Xiaobo started to get back up with a forced smile.

"So long as you like it, so long as you like it."

Luli smiled and kept waiting.

"Uhm...can I go now?"

Did he really give up? Just like that?

[You make me shameful to even be associated with you]

Shut up! What do you know? In this dog eat dog world, in order to survive you need to beat the weak, worship the strong, and fear the unknown!

[...]

Ding!*

Rewarded 1 book of "Royal Pleasure."

Hm? Why am I getting rewarded?

A book manifested in front of him and fell right in his hands.

Qi Luli turned around seeing as Xiaobo had truly given up.

"Hm?" She looks at the book in his hand. "Royal...Pleasure?" Then she looked closer to the image and saw a very similar person just like her.

A red hot feeling rose from her neck all the way to the top of her head.

He scratched his cheek awkwardly. Looking back and forth to her and the book.

"Uhm...will you believe me if I say that this isn't mine?"

"...I'm going to kill you."

Shing*

Her sword slowly started to draw out from her sheathe.

S-system!? do you have a blood grudge with me or something!?

[To be honest, the way you said that phrase so shamelessly ticked me off.]

[You better run]

In reality, Qi Song wasn't really mad or anything. Just....a little bored.

He smiles watching Xiaobo running for his life as he laid down.

"I should've done this ages ago! This is quite fun."

Qi Song didn't have any form of entertainment in this white room.

Would he miss a chance to mess with the main characters that annoyed him?

Absolutely not!

...

"Here, you can have it!"

Xiaobo threw the book at his left and used all his qi to run.

Initially she wanted to slice the book along with Xiaobo, but then thought about the consequences of doing so.

"Don't let me find you again, or else I'm going to cut your body into pieces and feed it to dogs!"

A burning fire burnt the book to ashes.

...

"huff, System, huff, I really can't do this anymore! I don't even have a single skill!"

Qi song flicked his finger.

Ding!*

Rewarded with flash's shoes.

"Huh?"

2 bright red shoe with lightning bolts appeared out of thin air and hit him on his head.

"Ow!"

He took the shoes and examined them.

"Flash? Like the super hero?"

He puts them on even though they looked comical and were bright red.

"mmm....This isn't very practical."

What fashion is this? It fits, but the design is for kids! How can I be wearing this while others have cool armor? Am I going to cosplay?

[Cosplay? That's not a bad idea! Haha, not a bad idea.]

Xiaobo facepalmed and groaned. "I forgot you can read my mind.."

[Don't underestimate them. With these shoes, you can run as fast as the wind. These can be considered as heavenly treasures.]

"Really!?"

[But it's better not to run in public. Your little life can't afford it.]

"If others see me wear these...." He remember the scene where Luli stole his soul orb. "I'll wear these and quickly finish the test. Then I'll take them off. System, do you have a storage?"

[You can store it, but at a hourly interest.]

"Bullshit! I'm broke as broke can be! How am I going to pay you!?"

[Don't worry, just sign right here and I'll take care of it.]

A paper and pen appear. It reads,

I, Zhu Xiaobo, promise to uphold my promise to the system in exchange for usage of storage. If I fail to uphold my deal, I will be impotent.

"Hiss~ System, do you really not have a grudge with me!?"

[How could I? Just sign here and you will have unlimited storage! Come on, its a one in a lifetime chance~]

"What a scam! I won't!"

He runs off as quickly as the wind.

[Sigh~ Fine. I'll change it]

Ding!*

I, Zhu Xiaobo, promise to uphold my promise to the system in exchange for usage of storage. If I fail to uphold my deal, I will be a dog for 4 and 1/2 hours.

[This is my final deal. If you don't accept, then there's nothing I can do.]

"F-Fine!" Zhu Xiaobo knew that he desperately needed a storage to hide these shoes or else even nascent level cultivators would attack him for them. Plus in the long term, it was certainly better for him. Either way, turning into a dog for a couple of hours is a good idea if he was ever forced to do something that he didn't want to.

He touched the paper with his thumb and it was signed.

"Hehehe, what a fool." This was the result that Qi Song wanted. He raised his glasses with his ring finger as the lens flashed. If anyone were to look at him now, they would certainly think he was the villain of this book.

"Hm what should I make him do? Steal male underwear? Sing poetry in front of the sect master? This is so fun! HAHAHHA."

Qi Song was not crazy in the beginning. But after 300 years he is.