Author: Hey everyone we've made it to the end of v1!

Also author: Don't we have another few chapters till we're done?

Author: We don't talk about those so let it begun!

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Also author: The start of v one point one!

Author: Take out the balloons!

Also author: A new plot is going to begin soon!

Author: The guard arc is up next!

Guard A: There's alot to expect!

Also author: Wish us luck!

Main character: Are we going to skip over how I got hit by a truck?