Hello this Dark here well reader thanks for reading my novel ..........Well thing is that i dont know how to write a novel very well but there this worm in whi insist on doing this well i am gonna do this untill i get the hang of it i know the story i wanna make but the thing is that i new to it soso help out if there are any mistake i will be glad so here goes nothing.............
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Place: Arsuk, Greenland
Well this Arnold here folks. As you know life can be a fuck up some times. Yeah it does belive it or not and there are three type of fuck ups........(1).The one that make you laugh.(2). Ones that make you cry...(3).Ones that are to die for literally die for..........
Well as you can guess which one i made right .........
So it happened kinda like this. Me the most promising Future programmer (Self procliamed) was on my way to home and you know what for the first fucking time in a decade i was in a good mood..........well you know being alone for fifteen years can kinda get to you ..............well let get over sad life story shall we......well i was born in The States as i told you my mom was from greenland and dad from new york....dad was older than mom for like 20 years older ......he was an adventurous guy like do crazy things like base jumping and sky diving and so on.....He met mom in grewnland when he was here for skeeing and base jumping........Mom was also a brick from the odd block and was a guide for Arusk's adventures club they got close and married and mom moved to neqyork with dad........after i was born mom and dad went to greenland for my grandparents' funeral........they died in plane crash on there way back home.....We thats life and i got over it......yeah sure but i sure felt like shit after my life alone..........Anyways back to topic why i am in a good mood today.......is ......because i got my first project and its about programming a AI module for a new game that leta the user feel the wonder of gaming......no i am not head of the project i am just a debugger .....well still its an awesome project......I was on my way to labs to get myself registered when the third type of fuck up happened...........
Walking while i humming i saw a man stuggling to take away a bag from a lady dressed in a black long coat and face covered by a scarf....... It was robbery i was the only peraon there.......Just than the hero switch flipped in me.....You know when you see a helpless woman beinging in danger you wanna save her like a Prince on white horse that one...I rushed to them punched the man in the face he fell down square on the road......I Looked at the man or should i say OLD man who looked to weak to be robber . He got balls i tell you to pull such a stunt....
Arnold: Pretty waek for a theif i say huh old man......
Old man: You fucking idot you are helping the wrong guy you fuck up!!!!!!!!!..........
*Puchi*
And then i felt a large pain on my neck like it was buring.......Than it came to me She.....the girl waa the robber.....figure black long coat masked not calling for help......ahhhhhh shit........I fucked up big time ......... Turning back i saw the girl running away with a bag into dark ally and then *badum* and i fell to the ground feeling my neck i felt a knife stabbed into my neck.....Fuck the bitch stabbed me so not cool!!!!!!!!!!.... I looked to the man......he rran to me....
Old man: Fuck stupid young man to alright...hey hey son holdn m calling the ambulance hang in there....dont you die on me......
Arnold: F.......fu......fuck you......i am sorry........
I saw the man yelling to me he said he would save me but it too late i know she got me deep in main artery and it a pool where i am i wanted to curse and the Gods for this fuck up i yelled and then looked at the man apologized to him and then it was dark........
Place: Netherworld
It was a place like a busy subway . i dont mean it as a metaphor there were literally trains moving to fro from diffeent directions and there i saw people or so i should say being of diffrent shape and sizes lined up in front of what seemed to be a receptionist who was reading out the names and places the spirits or being were being sent to.......I saw men with half human half man some with wings some with scales many many more......then after what seemed forever my number came i was called .............Arnold.......
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In front of mount Olympus stood a man red hairs like blood face that seemed to sculpted by a famous sculptor eyes red like blood wearing a roam centurion outfit ..........he was talking to another floating in front of him skin blue as the sky face that outshadowed the most beautiful of women wearing a roman council men robe with gold engravings........on his feet his shoes had wings that seemed flutter at sonic speed.........these two were none othere than the God of War Aries and the Messenger of Gods Hermes..............
Aries: I Demand to see my father its of the upmost importance let me though Hermes......
Hermes: Aries its not the right time you cannot enter it the gathering of the God kings not even you can enter so please turn back iam sorry.....
Aries: You know that the nine realms are in chaos due the rampage of the beast kings rampages we need to slay these beasts or there will be nothing left i plead you let meet him..........
Hermes: Brother i know but the God words hold true no one may enter not even you ..........and as you know we cannot directly intervene in the mortals you need depend on your chosen like all gods you would be wise to choose your early or else it will too late for it............
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Aries was stumped he was angry beacuse he could not answer to prayers of his people beacuse he could not aid them in their hour of need he wanted the God fathrr let him aid his people he wanted to fight what kind of god war was he there were no wars between tthe gods for era past not even skirmishes he was bored to death the only things was he was immortal and then in fit of rage he let out few words to Hermes.............
Aries; well my brother the messenger of the gods i would like to deliver a.msg to God father...........Let me see who becomes the champion of the void...........
Hermes: Ok as soon as he comes out i wil.........
Boom!!!!!!!!!!!!
and he sent Hermes .flying to top of mount Olympus..................
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Arnold of earth come forth called the man who looked like an angel sitting on the reception........ Well i mean it he had wing on his back a real angel.........and the i read his name tag............Lucifer
Arnold:,Eh!!!!!!!! Fo....for real what heck am i going to hell.............
Lucifer: hmmmm well we'll see where you end up just hold on there a sec............
Arnold: but aren't you lucifer the ruler of the underworld the moring star satan the fallen angel the bringer iof Armageddon the one who rule the nine circles of hell............Devil incarnate.......
Lucifer: Wo wo hold your horse there man what fuck are you saying no i am nnot the ruler of the under world that would be hades the lord tartoras mind you and now let see wherw to send you......And for your information i have been working here for like as long as i can remember mind and i am the always the employee of the year mind you.....hahhhhhh thats why i dont do other worlders sheh................
Arnold: i knew those priests were shit if this proves it ...if this homo here is the bringer Armageddon then i am the grandson Zeus he thought to him self .....looking at Lucifer....
Lucifer: hmmmmm.........o......k ..........wait .......huh..........eh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!........My lord for real..........
Lucifer while going though the book of life of Arnold's went from surprised to shocked to sweating while he reached phone near by handa shaking.........
Yeah they have phones here it seems wireless because i dont sew a fucking wire.......
Lucifer: Yeah ita me Lucifer sir from border of afterlife sir yes we have a anomaly here sir yeah he is here sir what to do......ok.....ok......i send him over sir ......yes.......atonce sir.......ok........bye sir..........
Arnold: Is there a problem Mister????????
He asked confused and scared at his reaction .......what the fuxk man.........
Lucifer: Sorry for interruption sir we have been expectiong you ..........my lord............Dont worry it will all make sence soon..........[Satan!!!!!!!!!]......
Arnold hearing the name started to tremble Sa........Satan ......am i going go to hell no fucking way don't fuck with me now............
Arnold hearing Satan was trembling to the core then he saw a person appear before him.......he was Satan but he looked Different...........
Standing in front of him was a dark skinned man with horns of a ram black hairs and glasses with a tuxcido he looked like a office worker but handsome nothing like tje one from the stories and books..........
Satan: I will bring you to the place sir no need to panic.....things will are going to make sence soon enough and then he placed his hand on his sholder and boom he vaniahed form the border with Arnold never to be seen there again............
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Place: Mount Olympus Zeus Palace
Boom!!!!!!!!!
Came Hermes ccrashing into the table in front of the God Kings.........
Zeus: What insolence is this...........
Odin: Fuck.......what's going on why is it raining Nerds in here..........
Amon: Man Zeus you know i dont get too much catch up and piece time........
Zeus in rage looked and the lying Hermes........Sparks flying from his eyes as he asked....
Zeus: You better have good reason for his or i'll have yyour ass ramed by Gaia for eternity Hermes.............
Hermes: King father its all due to Aries he punched me up to here to deliver his msg aftee i refused to let him in.........
Begged Hermes will pleading to Zeus............ And then told him about Aries........
Zues: Hah¿......That battel freek homo of a son......He likes swords too much for it be a hobby...........
As Zeus sighed at the news he saw astonishment on Hermes face as he recived a call from some one
Hermes: God father he.......he is here........the one spoken by the Oldest..........one we were waiting for............
Bam!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stood all the three kings mixture of shock excitement and happiness....... They all said in unison ........
Where is he!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hermes: I asked him to be brought here God father............
Then with Satan in lead appared Arnold at Mount Olympus.......................