"Haaaaa." You sigh as break arrives. Work never stops to leave you feeling wrung out like a rag. Yet now you can eat your meal and read that eye melting pink journal in peace.

You pull the journal as you shovel food into your mouth. The eye searing pink journal only had only 1 page Witten on it . The first page but an intro to your situation:

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HEY HEY!

It's me Nani the greatest witch of the world! ;^ (Don't tell Baba about what I said!!!)

Anyway this is your How to guide to romancing your new wifey ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )

If you haven't noticed yet, She has really big eyes! 0w0

Meaning she has freaky superpower in her eyes. /w\

What is that power you may ask? She has the power to instill terror and fear into someone! （ΦωΦ）

She is still new in her power so she can't do cool stuff like cause mass nightmares or hallucinations. But one day she will be strong enough to do some really cool shit!

She can also influence people's emotions to be more negative. :0

Now the boring things! If you noticed that she is starting to get really 'yandere' on you then you would be right! （＾ω＾）

The problem with her and most of her future actions will be the actions of her tainted soul!

You see the Revenant was so old, insane, and full of negative energy that her values, morals, and actions she had while alive are now twisted and corrupted!

When before she would like cuddling, now she will try to dig into your body and cocoon herself with your cold rotting corpse!

We wouldn't want that because I used a whole lot of special ingredients to set that prison, filtration system, and seals! Don't die because you'll ruin my cool new project >:(

Stolen story; please report.

And maybe you noticed that she was very much more 'yandere' than last night, You can thank me because I drugged the shit out her and those drugs will last you another day or 2 before she is back to her 'regular' self.

What that regular self is? I have no idea and you'll be the one to live with it and love it. Or else you and everyone on the planet will die! (✿◠‿◠)

So I hope you are ready to love your once in a lifetime *Yandere Ghoul Waifu*!

P.s: The rest of this journal is for your use in writing down information for loving and controlling her.

P.P.s: While she will see the PINK-PINK LOVEY WUVEY (PPLW for short) journal, she can't see inside the journal besides random food dishes so write information down away from her eyes or else she might break the seal on this PPLW journal.

P.P.P.s: This whole thing comes at a price, I don't work for free so in a year you 2 will help me with some chores like hunting some eldritch god babies!

P.P.P.P.s: She won't attack me because I programed the seal to exempt so so don't worry about my safety.

Ta ta!

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You sit in silence as you finish the last sentence. You feel dread bolt up your spine, the knowledge knowing that Maria will become worse once her anesthesia runs out.

You feel the specter of death loom over you now that you know your future. The once warm room seems to be unbearably cold now. A selfish part of you just wants to run away again and damn all of the world.

You gather your courage in every breath and fight back against the negative thoughts. You flip the PPLW journal and start writing down information on her and what you need to ask her. You barely have any information on her and if she is going to become worse when the anesthesia wears off then you need to be prepared.

*DING DING, DING DING*

The lunch alarm rings and you get back to work. It feels wrong to do such mundane things when you are dealing with a terrible fate but you feel as though the motions of work can become your solace and peace in your situation. After all, no normal customers can compete with your new significant other.

You stop, then groan as you face palm for your stupidity. Truly you should know that the world is unkind towards you and thinking those types of thoughts will just push fate towards sending you in more terrible situations with worse people.

Already you owe the witch an unknown amount of favors, you are now in a relationship with an undead ghoul housing a soul filled with uncountable human negativity. Why do you sow false hope when you are already in a terrible position without tempting fate further.

At least you have 4 more hours of mindless work that will cleanse those thoughts away. Truly you are blessed to have a dead end soul sucking job being the thing giving you life.